Odd Courtesy Car Choices

Odd Courtesy Car Choices

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Monkeylegend

26,675 posts

233 months

Thursday 25th August 2022
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My most memorable was a Smart fortwo. Oh that jerky gearbox.

I loved it as a courtesy car.

Jimmy No Hands

5,012 posts

158 months

Thursday 25th August 2022
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When I worked at Ferrari / Aston / Maser (yes, all in one - not anymore) a few years ago ours were mainly just 5 series saloons, although if you were lucky we had a petrol Quattroporte. Typically though service vehicles were usually collected by us and then returned in a trailer.

AlexRS2782

8,075 posts

215 months

Thursday 25th August 2022
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Baldchap said:
The mention of Honda Jazzes (Jazzs?) on the cars to avoid thread got me thinking about my Lotus main dealer, that has (or had) a Honda Jazz as a courtesy car for when people take their Lotuses (not Loti, I'm fairly confident) for service. You turn up in your Elise, Exige, or Evora (other models are available) and you drive out in a 1.0 Honda Jazz. It's decent of them to lend a car at all, but I couldn't help but hope for something a bit more Lotus-y the first time I went there...
When i had my Exige S from '07-'09 Bell & Colvill had a couple of 3 & 5 door Mk6 Fiesta Zetec's as courtesy cars. Decently specced inside though so quite nice to have for a day or two. I remember dropping my car off for a service once and one of the other service guys having to deal with some bloke having a strop about being offered a "povvo Fiesta" and expected the sales team to hand over a demo Elise or Exige to replace the Elise he'd dropped in.

In the end one of the owners came down and essentially told him his options were, the Fiesta if he wanted to drive away, drop him off at the nearby train station, call a Taxi, or he could just leave and find another dealer. Much grumbling ensued before asking for a Taxi to be called - all because he refused to use a pretty decently specced Fiesta wobble

Boxster5

714 posts

110 months

Thursday 25th August 2022
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Let me think - Cayman 981 & 718, Boxster 718, Panamera, Panamera Hybrid, Cayenne S diesel (had to check under the bonnet what engine as it was a flying machine!), Macan 2.0 & 3.0 petrol, Mercedes C class, Mercedes E class all from Porsche main dealer.
Then we get many moons ago - a Citroen BX with no power steering and absolutely minging when I told them “mind don’t give me one of those Citroen AX things!” after my ZX went in for service.

OSHB47

52 posts

52 months

Thursday 25th August 2022
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Whataguy said:
A Volvo main dealer nearby used to mainly have XC40 automatics as their loan cars, which was fine...

Except for some reason they also had a manual Vauxhall Corsa on their loan fleer - no idea why, there were usually customers shouting with the service staff when given it after bringing in their £60-80k 5-7 seater Volvo for an expensive £500+ service.
Is this Squire Furneaux Guildford? The Corsa is used by their collection / delivery staff as it’s cheap. I know because I was given it as a loan car once and asked why. Next time I got an XC40.

My other strange loan car experience was this Smart Brabus when I had my old R8 serviced a couple of years ago biggrin

greggy50

6,185 posts

193 months

Thursday 25th August 2022
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About 4 years ago I took my 2012 325d coupe I had at the time for some recall work and got given a brand new 435d convertible for a couple of days which was nice as it was summer at the time.

When I took my Polestar in recently they put me in an electric XC40 for the day.

Edited by greggy50 on Thursday 25th August 23:46

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 25th August 2022
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Took my Seat Leon FR to the local garage for a service and the courtesy car hadn't been returned in time. So I was give a ten year old beaten up white long wheel base transit. The car park at work was a long row at the top and then split down the middle by the road coming onto it. I had to park up the top, lengthways, taking up three spaces!

littlebasher

3,795 posts

173 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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A long time ago, but a garage in the new forest gave me a Honda Activan with the worst slipping clutch imaginable.

Not too many hills around those parts thankfully.

Avenicus

404 posts

46 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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Local BMW dealer generally uses Minis but when I used BMW Assist they arranged an M8 Competition while my i8 was been checked over smile

RDMcG

19,280 posts

209 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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I once had a major fight with VW in Canada about a defective new car which ultimately resulted in a replacement vehicle. The problem was that it was the end of the production run and there was a three month wait.

The dealer asked if I would like W12 Phaeton as a courtesy car.
I would never have bought one but it was a glorious thing ,beautifully finished and massive.

Cledus Snow

2,096 posts

190 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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I was given a 2001 Ford crown Victoria in full CHP livery as a courtesy car when I had the bumper painted on my BMW.

fido

16,898 posts

257 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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AlexRS2782 said:
When i had my Exige S from '07-'09 Bell & Colvill had a couple of 3 & 5 door Mk6 Fiesta Zetec's as courtesy cars. Decently specced inside though so quite nice to have for a day or two. I remember dropping my car off for a service once and one of the other service guys having to deal with some bloke having a strop about being offered a "povvo Fiesta" and expected the sales team to hand over a demo Elise or Exige to replace the Elise he'd dropped in.
I took a Subaru there twice. First time a nice Mini and the second time a pov-spec Polo which was utterly joyless to drive.

mikef

4,939 posts

253 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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rewild said:
Recently, a Macan S, a 718 Boxter S and a Cayenne S.

Main dealers have their benefits, I guess.
OPC will loan you decent and recent cars if they think you’re in the market for an upgrade. Once they realise you’re happy with your 15 year old Porker they’ll likely give you something small and Korean

Tom8

2,312 posts

156 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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Cledus Snow said:
I was given a 2001 Ford crown Victoria in full CHP livery as a courtesy car when I had the bumper painted on my BMW.
Where was that? Need to book my car in for anything.

hairy v

1,224 posts

146 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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A garage I used to use first gave me a Golf GTI then a 525i as courtesy cars. Both were great to drive, both were well on their way to 200k miles.

Brett748

926 posts

168 months

Friday 26th August 2022
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We have an Aygo at the minute while my other half’s Auris is in for repair (sting through the hybrid system radiator), I love it.


ian_c_uk

1,263 posts

205 months

Saturday 27th August 2022
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Most memorable for me was putting my ZX in for some niggles from the supplying (independant) dealer.

I’d just come from a 50bhp Suzuki SJ410, and thought the 130bhp volcane was a rocket ship… but had a Saab 9000 Carlsson for a couple of days. That was…. eye opening.


carl_w

9,255 posts

260 months

Saturday 27th August 2022
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Zippee said:
When I had my old TVR I had some real clunkers;
Saab 9000 with over 500k miles.
Offord Motor Co.?

Paul Dishman

4,751 posts

239 months

Saturday 27th August 2022
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clockworks said:
Had a couple of odd ones from Porsche specialists.

911 (964) was given a very old Toyota Corolla
Boxster S (987) was given a Skoda Citigo

Both were OK cars, just a bit different to what I turned up in.
Would that be a Porsche specialist in East Devon, by any chance?

Jonny_

4,202 posts

209 months

Saturday 27th August 2022
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Missy Charm said:
People are such aholes; any car's better than no car, just put up with what you're given. I've had some oddities over the years: a Toyota Carina, a Peugeot 206 and a BMW estate with leather seats and a not very good engine. I was slightly disappointed to get the BMW estate as the garage also had a Suzuki mini Jeep think I fancied a go in but no, the BMW it was...
Yep, particularly where it's a small independent firm, it's bit daft to kick up a fuss. They're hardly going to keep a small fleet on hand for customers to pick from! The cheapest wheeled transport box is plenty good enough for a day or two.

Insurance hire cars or main dealers are a bit different, it's fair to expect something fit for purpose (e.g. as above, if you use your Discovery off road a Stilo won't really suffice, nor will a tiny hatchback if you're dropping off your workhorse van or estate car). But with the caveat that customers need to communicate any specific needs well in advance.

I had a couple of slightly odd loan cars from a local body repairer. Little family run place, bit rough and ready, but nice people and they always did a decent job on my cars. One was a fairly new (~5 years old at the time) Focus that had been cobbled together from salvage. Panel gaps all over the place, panels a patchwork of slightly different shades of silver, mismatched and missing bits of trim inside, even had alloy wheels front and steelies on the back. Apparently it was still a work in progress and was due a weekend in the shop to get it all one colour and looking respectable! But it drove fine and no doubt cost them a lot less to provide than buying a similar car from a trader. The other was the owner's wife's car, and she was clearly not a spoilt woman... A fairly old base model Passat estate, intergalactic mileage, filthy inside and out, smelled pretty grim, and even had a load of suitcases left in the boot for some reason confused . I did have to give the manky steering wheel and gear lever a good clean at the earliest opportunity, but again it did the job and was a lot better than a 70 mile walk to work...