'Funny' window stickers

[EnglishTony]

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[66mpg]

On the tailgate of my Alfasud I had a snarling cat graphic which my brother had lifted from the shield on the cover of Jethro Tull's Crest of a Knave album. I felt the snarling cat suited the exhaust note below it.

[InitialDave]

smithyithy said:

'BecauseHeadGasket' in pink, vertically down the windscreen of a tatty MG ZR round the corner from me.

Oh come on, that's great.

[ChevronB19]

I pretty much dislike all car stickers, but in the days the 'no fear' stickers were prevalent I was tempted to get one made up in the same style to say 's**t scared' to put on my race car, but decided it would be a bit tacky

[Iva Barchetta]

I have this on my Fiat.

Because it is.

[Jimmy Recard]

smithyithy said:

'Because....' is a stty trend I'm seeing more on young lads cars.

'BecauseHeadGasket' in pink, vertically down the windscreen of a tatty MG ZR round the corner from me.

'Because Vauxhall' on a windscreen banner of a white Ltd Ed Corsa.

It's a stty trend in internet writing.

The laziness seems to be at a point that people will write out 'because fast' rather than waste an extra five characters writing 'because it's fast' (for instance).

[fatboy18]

[james_tigerwoods]

Can't remember if I'd posted this which was on my Golf (for a while anyway)



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[AH33]

I saw a driving instructor in newcastle with "Corsa can pass". I'm gonna get one on my VXR.

[paulmnz]

I saw a Toyota landcruiser at oulton park on wed with 'one life, don't waste it fixing old landrovers'

[andyr30]

Spotted this on an elderly woman's Peugeot

[J4CKO]

andyr30 said:

Spotted this on an elderly woman's Peugeot

That is proper tinfoil headgear territory, we are all be sprayed (from 8 miles up) with mind control agents, i would make sure I dress as MIB and hang round talking into a radio somewhere outside her house.

[Jimmy Recard]

J4CKO said:

That is proper tinfoil headgear territory, we are all be sprayed (from 8 miles up) with mind control agents, i would make sure I dress as MIB and hang round talking into a radio somewhere outside her house.

Yep. I can't stand this sort.

[Shakermaker]

J4CKO said:

andyr30 said:

Spotted this on an elderly woman's Peugeot

That is proper tinfoil headgear territory, we are all be sprayed (from 8 miles up) with mind control agents, i would make sure I dress as MIB and hang round talking into a radio somewhere outside her house.

If only there was some way you could "mark" her sticker in an obvious way, that would maybe suggest she is being watched?

[Rangeroverover]

I did like the Le Mans Porsche in the 80s that had "my other car is a porsche" sticker on it

[SturdyHSV]

The annual stickering up for Le Mans in 2014 included this tally on side, which I'm ashamed to say is still on the car.

Originally I was going somewhere and was peeling off all the stickers in a rush. As that tally is all individual stickers it would have taken too long to peel off, so I left it on there.

It is mildly amusing (to some), and the kangaroo is at least relevant, but I know it's cringeworthy really

[Vaud]

SturdyHSV said:

The annual stickering up for Le Mans in 2014 included this tally on side, which I'm ashamed to say is still on the car.

Originally I was going somewhere and was peeling off all the stickers in a rush. As that tally is all individual stickers it would have taken too long to peel off, so I left it on there.

It is mildly amusing (to some), and the kangaroo is at least relevant, but I know it's cringeworthy really

It's missing the outline of a Frenchman on a bike with onions around his neck.

[CoolHands]

Shakermaker said:

If only there was some way you could "mark" her sticker in an obvious way, that would maybe suggest she is being watched?

I like it. Put a small radio mast symbol or something on it.

[GTIAlex]

ezi said:

GTIAlex said:

I quite like that one

Felt it was appropriate to stick it on my camper

[WJNB]

Baz Tench said:

That would tempt me to make their car shake as I overtake them

Edited by Baz Tench on Thursday 14th February 21:31

...or overtake & then YOU adhere to the limit but by minus 5mph.