Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 13]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 13]

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Johnny Raydome

1,429 posts

107 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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wd888 said:
I suspect the first thought in most reader's minds (rightly/wrongly) is:


Fermit and Sarah

13,138 posts

102 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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Johnny Raydome said:
wd888 said:
I suspect the first thought in most reader's minds (rightly/wrongly) is:

God that shape 7 is no E60, IE not Bangles finest moment.

JOB2.5-16

403 posts

74 months

Tuesday 20th November 2018
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Most certainly not a barge, but a no frills and seemingly “as new” 987. In a world of 9 speed DCT transmissions, twin scroll and variable boost turbos, EPAS and god knows what else, this car will feel like the ultimate cut back sports car. It kind of is, heated seats, three pedals, NA flat six and a roof that comes off. You can get one a lot cheaper but probably not one this nice - and like most of our beloved barges, they aren’t making any more!


https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201...

CharlesdeGaulle

26,531 posts

182 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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^^^^ Mildly over budget old chap. Nice though.

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
That model of 3 series is my last favourite ever. I can find no visual redeeming features at all.
It’s a timeless design. They came out in the late 80s yet still look many times more modern than the E30 (which looks handsome mind you) yet not as timeless as an E46 Coupe LCI in black.

Krikkit

26,647 posts

183 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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sleepera6 said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
That model of 3 series is my last favourite ever. I can find no visual redeeming features at all.
It’s a timeless design. They came out in the late 80s yet still look many times more modern than the E30 (which looks handsome mind you) yet not as timeless as an E46 Coupe LCI in black.
I'm a big fan of the E36, unfortunately they've fallen into the barry clutches these days and have a dreadful image.

Most of them are rotten, with mis-matched wheels and a spotted yoof behind the wheel with stickers pertaining to "Drift, y0"

Fermit and Sarah

13,138 posts

102 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Krikkit said:
sleepera6 said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
That model of 3 series is my last favourite ever. I can find no visual redeeming features at all.
It’s a timeless design. They came out in the late 80s yet still look many times more modern than the E30 (which looks handsome mind you) yet not as timeless as an E46 Coupe LCI in black.
I'm a big fan of the E36, unfortunately they've fallen into the barry clutches these days and have a dreadful image.

Most of them are rotten, with mis-matched wheels and a spotted yoof behind the wheel with stickers pertaining to "Drift, y0"
Currently, yes. However, I remember a time when E30's attracted this very type, and were just deemed sheds.

Edited by Fermit and Sarah on Wednesday 21st November 09:40

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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I’m on the train to pick up my three bags of sand X350! Picking up a new interesting car, especially a barge with some risk involved, is the closest I get to that Christmas Eve feeling I had as a kid.

I hope it doesn’t turn out to be shagged/slow/st bounce

tobinen

9,268 posts

147 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Great stuff. You'll be wafting back in comfort in no time

(Forecourt picture pending?)

E65Ross

35,176 posts

214 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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dme123 said:
I’m on the train to pick up my three bags of sand X350! Picking up a new interesting car, especially a barge with some risk involved, is the closest I get to that Christmas Eve feeling I had as a kid.

I hope it doesn’t turn out to be shagged/slow/st bounce
Keep us posted! I bet you're excited!

trooperiziz

9,457 posts

254 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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The 745 is in with the man to try and sort out the lumpy idle, i'm replacing the cam position sensors and the vanos solenoids, which is a bit of an educated punt. There are a fair few posts of similar symptom cars being sorted by replacing either of those, and they are cheap to do so I thought "why not, i'll do the lot!" biggrin

Got the usual rolling eyes from the garage when they asked how I diagnosed the issue and I told them the internet wink It does amuse me how they are always so certain that any information on the internet is always total rubbish, and the only diagnosis that means anything is from a garage...

Fingers crossed I can be a smug fker when I pick it up biggrin

Patrick Bateman

12,221 posts

176 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Given the other option is lunacy to fix, it's a no brainer.

Are they a specialist? I'd expect them to at least be aware of the variable valve lift issues with the N62.

trooperiziz

9,457 posts

254 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Patrick Bateman said:
Given the other option is lunacy to fix, it's a no brainer.

Are they a specialist? I'd expect them to at least be aware of the variable valve lift issues with the N62.
They are. We did have a chat about the next option, which was vanos adjusters, but even that is in the not worth it bucket, so it's either this... Or a lumpy idle smile

E65Ross

35,176 posts

214 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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trooperiziz said:
Fingers crossed I can be a smug fker when I pick it up biggrin
hehe

Krikkit

26,647 posts

183 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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E65Ross said:
dme123 said:
I’m on the train to pick up my three bags of sand X350! Picking up a new interesting car, especially a barge with some risk involved, is the closest I get to that Christmas Eve feeling I had as a kid.

I hope it doesn’t turn out to be shagged/slow/st bounce
Keep us posted! I bet you're excited!
Can't beat that car pickup feeling, especially with public transport involved.

trooperiziz

9,457 posts

254 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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E65Ross said:
trooperiziz said:
Fingers crossed I can be a smug fker when I pick it up biggrin
hehe
Annoyingly it was totally fine this morning as I drove it there, so I won't know how smug I can be for a while...

It has to be an electrical problem, not a mechanical one, as when it happens you have to drive it for a bit, leave it for a bit, then when you drive it again it is smooth as butter. As the car warms up it makes no difference, you have to turn it off and on again after you have driven for a bit.
If it was mechanical then the characteristics would change as the car warms up, and you wouldn't have times where it is absolutely smooth, and other random times where it is lumpy as fk.

That's my opinion anyway, but what do I know!

mrdelmonti

1,420 posts

183 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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dme123 said:
I’m on the train to pick up my three bags of sand X350! Picking up a new interesting car, especially a barge with some risk involved, is the closest I get to that Christmas Eve feeling I had as a kid.

I hope it doesn’t turn out to be shagged/slow/st bounce
Tempted to go and look at one this weekend.

Which engine is it?

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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mrdelmonti said:
dme123 said:
I’m on the train to pick up my three bags of sand X350! Picking up a new interesting car, especially a barge with some risk involved, is the closest I get to that Christmas Eve feeling I had as a kid.

I hope it doesn’t turn out to be shagged/slow/st bounce
Tempted to go and look at one this weekend.

Which engine is it?
It’s a 4.2. 2 hours to go!

TEKNOPUG

19,046 posts

207 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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olly755

3,070 posts

164 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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dme123 said:
mrdelmonti said:
dme123 said:
I’m on the train to pick up my three bags of sand X350! Picking up a new interesting car, especially a barge with some risk involved, is the closest I get to that Christmas Eve feeling I had as a kid.

I hope it doesn’t turn out to be shagged/slow/st bounce
Tempted to go and look at one this weekend.

Which engine is it?
It’s a 4.2. 2 hours to go!
Always a fun day! You know the drill.
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