One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

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Taylor James

3,111 posts

63 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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markyb_lcy said:
WarrenB said:
Complete bell cheese in a C1 on the M65 earlier today. I was in a van, speed limited [weirdly] to 66MPH. Making steady progress though in lane 1, pulling into lane 2 to overtake HGVs and the like.

Slowly approaching said C1 who is probably doing about 50-55ish. I pull out to overtake, C1 speeds up slightly, but not too much, so I can still overtake. Just as I get enough ahead to pull back in (making sure there's enough of a gap between me and the C1) I indicate to pull back in, C1 starts to speed up again, closing the gap so I can't pull in. I back off so it can get ahead again and I pull in behind. Once it was quite a distance ahead, brake lights come on and it's back to doing about 50. I catch up, try to overtake, exact same thing happens again. And again. And again.

I was only a couple of miles off my exit after the fourth attempt so I just sat behind it at an indicated 50 (45 on the sat nav!!!). Other cars and wagons were passing, the driver just seemed to take offence to being passed by me!

And before anyone asks, there was no prior beef (the first I saw of the C1 was when I first tried to overtake), the driver didn't even look over as he sped back up and didn't seem to mind me being sat behind him. Odd.
50mph limit in operation or NSL?
Not accusing you or making excuses for the C1 but some van drivers do creep past and then slot in in front at the same speed blocking the view ahead. Can only think the C1 driver thought you might be going to do the same and this was the driver's way of stopping it. Guess we'll never know.

Hackney

6,873 posts

210 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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The absolute cock-socket in a BMW X3 who started who decided to pull an overtaing manoeuvre on a roundabout without looking.
I don't me he passed me, or even straightlined the roundabout though. No, he approaced in L1 of a dual carriageway as I was in L2.
He entered the left hand lane of the roundabout behind a lorry, then half way around the roundabout moved to lane 2 forcing me to brake hard. If he'd have straightlined the roundbabout it would have been better, I'd allowed for that and given some space, but this was a lane change at about 9 (entered at 6, exiting at 12)

What made it worse was that as I overtook him on the dual carriageway he showed me his lttle finger. Not *the finger*, but the little one.
Presumably because he nearly caused an accident which could have involved 4 or more cars given proximity of car behind me and him he saw fit to infer I have a small penis.

WHAT. IS. IT. WITH. PEOPLE. WHO. MAKE. STUPID. MISTAKES. WHEN. DRIVING. THEN. BLAME. OR. ABUSE. OTHERS.

F*****g c**ts!!!


For info he moved right where the blue car is in this image.
https://www.google.com/maps/@52.0369159,-0.6496824...

deltashad

6,731 posts

199 months

Friday 3rd May 2019
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Short Grain said:
deltashad said:
I didn't bother speaking to him as the mall is located in Ploiesti and the chances of him understanding me are about 5 percent.

I took wy wife's arm ushering her into the rotovating doors telling her to ignore him while throwing a polite wave, he was now outside, we were inside.
Edited by deltashad on Thursday 2nd May 10:09
Doing a bit of gardening as well??
Sorry Mr intellectual, didn't check my predictive text.. nice shout. Your mum would be very proud.

Etypephil

724 posts

80 months

Saturday 4th May 2019
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deltashad said:
Short Grain said:
deltashad said:
I didn't bother speaking to him as the mall is located in Ploiesti and the chances of him understanding me are about 5 percent.

I took wy wife's arm ushering her into the rotovating doors telling her to ignore him while throwing a polite wave, he was now outside, we were inside.
Edited by deltashad on Thursday 2nd May 10:09
Doing a bit of gardening as well??
Sorry Mr intellectual, didn't check my predictive text.. nice shout. Your mum would be very proud.
Posts that haven't been proof read.cool

giantdefy

685 posts

115 months

Saturday 4th May 2019
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deltashad said:
Short Grain said:
deltashad said:
I didn't bother speaking to him as the mall is located in Ploiesti and the chances of him understanding me are about 5 percent.

I took wy wife's arm ushering her into the rotovating doors telling her to ignore him while throwing a polite wave, he was now outside, we were inside.
Edited by deltashad on Thursday 2nd May 10:09
Doing a bit of gardening as well??
Sorry Mr intellectual, didn't check my predictive text.. nice shout. Your mum would be very proud.
It would seem your predictive text cannot spell either, it is rotAvating not rotOvating. Interestingly rotavator is probably the only palindromic gardening machine.

anonymous-user

56 months

Saturday 4th May 2019
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giantdefy said:
It would seem your predictive text cannot spell either, it is rotAvating not rotOvating. Interestingly rotavator is probably the only palindromic gardening machine.
Triffic!

The Mad Monk

10,493 posts

119 months

Saturday 4th May 2019
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giantdefy said:
rotavator is probably the only palindromic gardening machine.
I like that!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Saturday 4th May 2019
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deltashad said:
Sorry Mr intellectual, didn't check my predictive text.. nice shout. Your mum would be very proud.
silly

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

185 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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Found a dog waste bag in my front garden this morning. rolleyes

There are some scum bums in the village who throw bags over hedges and fences instead of taking it home or to the nearest bin. It's a regular occurrence on my street and others.

The bag had blood and worms in there as well as poo so I mentioned it on the village community page suggesting whoever the twunt is they should take their dog to the vets as soon as possible and warning others to be careful before letting their pets out.

Pan Pan Pan

9,999 posts

113 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
Found a dog waste bag in my front garden this morning. rolleyes

There are some scum bums in the village who throw bags over hedges and fences instead of taking it home or to the nearest bin. It's a regular occurrence on my street and others.

The bag had blood and worms in there as well as poo so I mentioned it on the village community page suggesting whoever the twunt is they should take their dog to the vets as soon as possible and warning others to be careful before letting their pets out.
Sorry but I would not want to even look inside a s**t bag, because I can usually already guess what is in it, but have to agree with you regarding the sc*m filth who chuck such items (and of course litter) onto other people property, instead of just holding onto it long enough to dump in the next street rubbish bin.
If they do that on the street, I would hate to see what an utter sh*t hole their house are like.

Mandalore

4,238 posts

115 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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deltashad said:
Mandalore said:
deltashad said:
Security guard at my local mall. Told my wife she couldnt enter because she was wearing 'flip flops'.
Since when does a jobsworth security tt decide what foot wear you are allowed in a mall.
They are Tommy Hilfiger and were bought from the Office shop inside the mall.
I can see myself having fun with this idiot.
So what did he say when you asked why?

You did ask if there was a valid reason, didn't you. before totally over reacting and jumping on a forum to find someone else who hates people in authority a uniform?


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I didn't bother speaking to him as the mall is located in Ploiesti and the chances of him understanding me are about 5 percent.

I took wy wife's arm ushering her into the rotovating doors telling her to ignore him while throwing a polite wave, he was now outside, we were inside. He gave us the 'stares' for a while but did not take up chase.

Why exactly do you think I Hate someone for wearing a uniform? I'm completely lost at that random accusation.
Do you possibly have an underpaid job which involves having to dress up in a uniform? Disillusional thoughts of power and authority?

Edited by deltashad on Thursday 2nd May 10:09
No, I am just a normal person with normal reasoned responses.

I just could not work out why you over reacted so much in such an abnormal manner. I concluded that you must have some emotional baggage that tripped your hormones.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

185 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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Pan Pan Pan said:
Liquid Knight said:
Found a dog waste bag in my front garden this morning. rolleyes

There are some scum bums in the village who throw bags over hedges and fences instead of taking it home or to the nearest bin. It's a regular occurrence on my street and others.

The bag had blood and worms in there as well as poo so I mentioned it on the village community page suggesting whoever the twunt is they should take their dog to the vets as soon as possible and warning others to be careful before letting their pets out.
Sorry but I would not want to even look inside a s**t bag, because I can usually already guess what is in it, but have to agree with you regarding the sc*m filth who chuck such items (and of course litter) onto other people property, instead of just holding onto it long enough to dump in the next street rubbish bin.
If they do that on the street, I would hate to see what an utter sh*t hole their house are like.
You could see the blood and worms though the bag. I didn't open it. Bleaugh! hurl

It's the McDonald's mentality. Why take driv-thru rubbish home when they can lob it out of the window into the grass verge?

McFlytipping McScumbag Mcs.

mikal83

5,340 posts

254 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
Pan Pan Pan said:
Liquid Knight said:
Found a dog waste bag in my front garden this morning. rolleyes

There are some scum bums in the village who throw bags over hedges and fences instead of taking it home or to the nearest bin. It's a regular occurrence on my street and others.

The bag had blood and worms in there as well as poo so I mentioned it on the village community page suggesting whoever the twunt is they should take their dog to the vets as soon as possible and warning others to be careful before letting their pets out.
Sorry but I would not want to even look inside a s**t bag, because I can usually already guess what is in it, but have to agree with you regarding the sc*m filth who chuck such items (and of course litter) onto other people property, instead of just holding onto it long enough to dump in the next street rubbish bin.
If they do that on the street, I would hate to see what an utter sh*t hole their house are like.
You could see the blood and worms though the bag. I didn't open it. Bleaugh! hurl

It's the McDonald's mentality. Why take driv-thru rubbish home when they can lob it out of the window into the grass verge?

McFlytipping McScumbag Mcs.
Theres one person in our parish that does that. Scoops it up, then flings the bag into a hedge or over it. If we find out who it is......named and shamed big time

j_4m

1,574 posts

66 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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mikal83 said:
Theres one person in our parish that does that. Scoops it up, then flings the bag into a hedge or over it. If we find out who it is......named and shamed big time
Bag up one of your own turds and leave it on their front lawn smile

Rich Boy Spanner

1,363 posts

132 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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Some years ago a friend of mine got fed up with dog turds on his front lawn (one of those no fences in gardens places) and so he kept a watch. When he saw the owner standing there letting the dog take a dump on his lawn he went out with a bag, picked it up, and threw it at the owner who took a dog turd to the back of the head. It didn't happen again.

The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.

j_4m

1,574 posts

66 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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Rich Boy Spanner said:
Some years ago a friend of mine got fed up with dog turds on his front lawn (one of those no fences in gardens places) and so he kept a watch. When he saw the owner standing there letting the dog take a dump on his lawn he went out with a bag, picked it up, and threw it at the owner who took a dog turd to the back of the head. It didn't happen again.

The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
It's normally because your dog has pooped and you're miles away from a bin, so you tie it up to get it on your way back.

Rich Boy Spanner

1,363 posts

132 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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j_4m said:
Rich Boy Spanner said:
Some years ago a friend of mine got fed up with dog turds on his front lawn (one of those no fences in gardens places) and so he kept a watch. When he saw the owner standing there letting the dog take a dump on his lawn he went out with a bag, picked it up, and threw it at the owner who took a dog turd to the back of the head. It didn't happen again.

The people who pick it up and then out the bags in hedges, or other places other than bins. I don't understand that.
It's normally because your dog has pooped and you're miles away from a bin, so you tie it up to get it on your way back.
They must all come back a different way then...

WarrenB

2,461 posts

120 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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j_4m said:
It's normally because your dog has pooped and you're miles away from a bin, so you tie it up to get it on your way back.
Heard a few people use that excuse, it's literally dogst. Carrying a poop bag to the nearest bin isn't really much of a hassle.

If it's something you don't want to do, don't own a dog.

Fermit and Sexy Sarah

13,141 posts

102 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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Liquid Knight said:
Pan Pan Pan said:
Liquid Knight said:
Found a dog waste bag in my front garden this morning. rolleyes

There are some scum bums in the village who throw bags over hedges and fences instead of taking it home or to the nearest bin. It's a regular occurrence on my street and others.

The bag had blood and worms in there as well as poo so I mentioned it on the village community page suggesting whoever the twunt is they should take their dog to the vets as soon as possible and warning others to be careful before letting their pets out.
Sorry but I would not want to even look inside a s**t bag, because I can usually already guess what is in it, but have to agree with you regarding the sc*m filth who chuck such items (and of course litter) onto other people property, instead of just holding onto it long enough to dump in the next street rubbish bin.
If they do that on the street, I would hate to see what an utter sh*t hole their house are like.
You could see the blood and worms though the bag. I didn't open it. Bleaugh! hurl

It's the McDonald's mentality. Why take driv-thru rubbish home when they can lob it out of the window into the grass verge?

McFlytipping McScumbag Mcs.
It's worse than McDonalds littering though. Most of Mcdonalds packaging is biodegradable. Putting biodegradable waste in a none biodegradable bag and dropping it is grade A fkwittery.

j_4m

1,574 posts

66 months

Tuesday 7th May 2019
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WarrenB said:
Heard a few people use that excuse, it's literally dogst. Carrying a poop bag to the nearest bin isn't really much of a hassle.

If it's something you don't want to do, don't own a dog.
It is when the bin is miles away, or there are no bins provided. I don't see the harm if it's bagged and you go back to retrieve it and bin it at the end of the walk. My dog can't be let off the lead so I'd rather my free hand wasn't taken up.
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