One single thing that makes you think "knob"

One single thing that makes you think "knob"

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lazystudent

1,789 posts

163 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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rohrl said:
You assume that the other driver intends to stick at the same speed on the motorway and that rigidly sticking to a single speed on the motorway is a good thing in and of itself.

I'm saying that maybe the other driver is intentionally varying their speed between say 80mph downhill and 65mph uphill in order to save petrol.

Not everyone who drives in a different manner to you is an idiot. Some people will drive at 55mph on the motorway, others 140mph. They all have their reasons which may not have been disclosed to you.
Well, we all have our opinions. If you do continuously change your speed, I'll still think you're a knob. Plus, I think there's quite a difference between slowing down and speeding up on hills, and yoyo-ing your speed on a completely flat, straight, featureless motorway.

But, each to their own nuts

k15tox

1,680 posts

183 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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lazystudent said:
Well, we all have our opinions. If you do continuously change your speed, I'll still think you're a knob. Plus, I think there's quite a difference between slowing down and speeding up on hills, and yoyo-ing your speed on a completely flat, straight, featureless motorway.

But, each to their own nuts
Took the words right out of my mouth.

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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rohrl said:
You assume that the other driver intends to stick at the same speed on the motorway and that rigidly sticking to a single speed on the motorway is a good thing in and of itself.

I'm saying that maybe the other driver is intentionally varying their speed between say 80mph downhill and 65mph uphill in order to save petrol.

Not everyone who drives in a different manner to you is an idiot. Some people will drive at 55mph on the motorway, others 140mph. They all have their reasons which may not have been disclosed to you.
It's actually cocks doing this that seems to encourage me to speed. I get SO fed up of being stuck in with the dheads going past you then slowing down, or sitting in your blind spot endlessly until you need to change lanes and can't that I end up just doing a nice 85 - 90 ish so you get to sail past them all. Almost every time I try to stick to 70 I feel like I've put myself into the dozey dhead driver zone.

Dave

Hoink

1,433 posts

160 months

Monday 23rd April 2012
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The BMW driver (520d, reg MD60 ***) who decided to undertake a line of traffic and then drift across into my lane heading south on the Tyne Bridge tonight at approximately 16:15 during rush hour without indicating. Luckily for me, the person behind managed to stop in time before slamming into the back of me when I had to brake harshly.

And for reference, Mr BMW driver, when I sounded my horn that was not a request for you to stick your hand out the window and acknowledge the lane change as if I had just let you in. Had you spent more time using your mirrors, and indicators, than talking to your passenger you might have noticed that it was to point out that you were in fact about to hit me.

And the irony? Had he indicated, I would have let him in anyway.

fking idiot. And wash you car, it was a disgrace.

Noogle

21 posts

146 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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''powered by fairy dust''
Enough said.

lazystudent

1,789 posts

163 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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Noogle said:
''powered by fairy dust''
Enough said.
This! Why the juddering fk would anyone want that on their car?

Often found in conjunction with these confoundingly awful, ahem, "carlashes" punch


Egg Chaser

4,954 posts

169 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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lazystudent said:
This! Why the juddering fk would anyone want that on their car?

Often found in conjunction with these confoundingly awful, ahem, "carlashes" punch

I saw some of those on a Jaguar XKR last week. I wanted to poke my eyes out with a rusty spoon.

Noogle

21 posts

146 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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Awful news!..i also hate ''my other car is a Ferarri''..glued to the back of a Fiesta or somewhat similar.

Hitch78

6,108 posts

196 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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Pah, car lashes are so last year...now it is all about the 'tache:

http://www.carstache.com/


blearyeyedboy

6,362 posts

181 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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Hitch78 said:
Pah, car lashes are so last year...now it is all about the 'tache:

http://www.carstache.com/
I think my mouth has a little vomit in it after seeing that.

GroundEffect

13,864 posts

158 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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Hitch78 said:
Pah, car lashes are so last year...now it is all about the 'tache:

http://www.carstache.com/
As a powertrain cooling engineer, this makes me rage.

It's a pity that engines derate these days rather than just overheating and dying. Idiots.

jbi

12,682 posts

206 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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Truck Nuts



Yeah yeah your truck has "balls" rolleyes

Carlton Banks

3,642 posts

238 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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People who chuck cigarette butts out of the window - knobbers

All that jazz

7,632 posts

148 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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dme123 said:
It's actually cocks doing this that seems to encourage me to speed. I get SO fed up of being stuck in with the dheads going past you then slowing down, or sitting in your blind spot endlessly until you need to change lanes and can't that I end up just doing a nice 85 - 90 ish so you get to sail past them all. Almost every time I try to stick to 70 I feel like I've put myself into the dozey dhead driver zone.

Dave
Exactly my feelings too Dave, and I also drive 85-90 to keep out of the way.

Boydie88

3,283 posts

151 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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The nob rot that just stopped in his ing white van and just whacked his hazards on and fked off to the shops in Stansted high street this morning during rush hour/school run blocking traffic in one direction.
Thanks to the MILF in her people carrier who eventually let the cars waiting behind the tosser around the van where as all the wkers in there German rep mobiles all happily did the awkward tosser stare in any direction but to those waiting behind the fking van knowing they could quite easily stopped on their way to their dead end jobs for 30 seconds to let some cars past.

StottyZr

6,860 posts

165 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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People who pull out from a side road into the mainroad and block the traffic to get out as shown in this amazing reconstruction.



Wait until the road is clear you fking pleb. Do not block an entire side of the road and cause a huge tailback because you can't be arsed waiting.

DoubleSix

11,752 posts

178 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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StottyZr said:
People who pull out from a side road into the mainroad and block the traffic to get out as shown in this amazing reconstruction.



Wait until the road is clear you fking pleb. Do not block an entire side of the road and cause a huge tailback because you can't be arsed waiting.
This boils my piss. City driving is 50% anticipation,50% decisiveness, this demonstrates neither.

Zyp

14,733 posts

191 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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I'd like to nominate the chap I saw this morning in his Fiesta.
Driving along with a MASSIVE pair of headphones on, head bobbing along to his favourite choons, with his chubby jowls keeping time...

Alexdaredevilz

5,697 posts

181 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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Neck tattoo's

Boydie88

3,283 posts

151 months

Tuesday 24th April 2012
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StottyZr said:
People who pull out from a side road into the mainroad and block the traffic to get out as shown in this amazing reconstruction.



Wait until the road is clear you fking pleb. Do not block an entire side of the road and cause a huge tailback because you can't be arsed waiting.
A fking truck did this this morning. I was in the lane he was trying to get into but we were nose to tail (not literally, no one was driving like a ) but there was no space for a smart car let alone a truck. Yet the tosser pulls out and blocks the other way which was a 50 mph road with the T junction over a crest, so realising the danger we all stopped to let the tosser out.
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