One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4
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Graveworm said:
My alternative is to use the horn as intended or do something that helps. As it happens I don't think I have ever been beeped in a personal car. Happened occasionally back when I was driving a covert vehicle, when people wanted let me know that I was going through a red light or turning where they didn't think I should. The unwanted attention it brought is another good reason it's illegal.
This morning there were two large vans completely blocking the exit from my part of the estate, so I beeped.One of the drivers walked round the back, saw me waiting and then moved his van, so I could get by. That’s it.
For someone like yourself who seems to get some form of perverse enjoyment telling strangers on a forum to do only what you say, I guess this must all come as a huge disappointment.
From our local rag............
".........He cut across a field in search of water, but found a dead cow with its calf.
Nearby he saw a Nissan Chimera with its keys in the ignition, "
From this epic story https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17733335.driver-to...
".........He cut across a field in search of water, but found a dead cow with its calf.
Nearby he saw a Nissan Chimera with its keys in the ignition, "
From this epic story https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17733335.driver-to...
yellowjack said:
captain_cynic said:
If you ever feel underappreciated, remember that someone at a Honda factory is fitting an accelerator to a Jazz.
Greg the Fish said:
From our local rag............
".........He cut across a field in search of water, but found a dead cow with its calf.
Nearby he saw a Nissan Chimera with its keys in the ignition, "
From this epic story https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17733335.driver-to...
Whole thing is bizarre.".........He cut across a field in search of water, but found a dead cow with its calf.
Nearby he saw a Nissan Chimera with its keys in the ignition, "
From this epic story https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17733335.driver-to...
Nissan Almera presumably....
Greg the Fish said:
From our local rag............
".........He cut across a field in search of water, but found a dead cow with its calf.
Nearby he saw a Nissan Chimera with its keys in the ignition, "
From this epic story https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17733335.driver-to...
They obviously didn't do a drugs test!".........He cut across a field in search of water, but found a dead cow with its calf.
Nearby he saw a Nissan Chimera with its keys in the ignition, "
From this epic story https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17733335.driver-to...
He must have been on some strong s
t!mikey k said:
Greg the Fish said:
From our local rag............
".........He cut across a field in search of water, but found a dead cow with its calf.
Nearby he saw a Nissan Chimera with its keys in the ignition, "
From this epic story https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17733335.driver-to...
They obviously didn't do a drugs test!".........He cut across a field in search of water, but found a dead cow with its calf.
Nearby he saw a Nissan Chimera with its keys in the ignition, "
From this epic story https://www.theargus.co.uk/news/17733335.driver-to...
He must have been on some strong s
t!I had a car stolen from a train station and crashed into a roundabout during a police chase minutes later.
The first thing his solictor did, was insist I (as the vehcile owner) had given a complete stranger permission to drive my car, without any keys or insurance..
Apparently, providing the best possible defence to your client trumps any need for personal your own personal honesty.
Hol said:
It might not have been a story of his creation.
I had a car stolen from a train station and crashed into a roundabout during a police chase minutes later.
The first thing his solictor did, was insist I (as the vehcile owner) had given a complete stranger permission to drive my car, without any keys or insurance..
Apparently, providing the best possible defence to your client trumps any need for personal your own personal honesty.
Defence solicitors are like dildos. They're stuck up c**ts. More scummy than a stagnant pond. Bit like a prawn crossed with a drug addict. Gutless spineless and useless.I had a car stolen from a train station and crashed into a roundabout during a police chase minutes later.
The first thing his solictor did, was insist I (as the vehcile owner) had given a complete stranger permission to drive my car, without any keys or insurance..
Apparently, providing the best possible defence to your client trumps any need for personal your own personal honesty.
Gojira said:
Greg the Fish said:
Defence solicitors are like dildos. They're stuck up c**ts. More scummy than a stagnant pond. Bit like a prawn crossed with a drug addict. Gutless spineless and useless.
Hope you never need one then!...Hol said:
It might not have been a story of his creation.
I had a car stolen from a train station and crashed into a roundabout during a police chase minutes later.
The first thing his solictor did, was insist I (as the vehcile owner) had given a complete stranger permission to drive my car, without any keys or insurance..
Apparently, providing the best possible defence to your client trumps any need for personal your own personal honesty.
A Defence solicitor has to take his clients eveidence. Behind the scenes he may have pointed out to that scumbag that no one in their right mind will believe him, but if that's what he insisted upon, then he goes with that.I had a car stolen from a train station and crashed into a roundabout during a police chase minutes later.
The first thing his solictor did, was insist I (as the vehcile owner) had given a complete stranger permission to drive my car, without any keys or insurance..
Apparently, providing the best possible defence to your client trumps any need for personal your own personal honesty.
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