Another lot of Alps nonsense

Another lot of Alps nonsense

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br d

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8,410 posts

228 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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This bar.



I am sitting on a stool by the doors as you go in, and when people come down they sort of slow down and nod and wave at me while gesturing into the club.

Lol! They think I'm the bouncer!



If it kicks off I'm the first out!

br d

Original Poster:

8,410 posts

228 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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rofl

Mate this is hilarious!

2 couples just came down and stopped and looked at me. I looked into the club and then nodded them in!
The management are going to roll me if they see this!

I'll try to get a pic of me checking the list.

Om

1,825 posts

80 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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br d said:
rofl

Mate this is hilarious!

2 couples just came down and stopped and looked at me. I looked into the club and then nodded them in!
The management are going to roll me if they see this!

I'll try to get a pic of me checking the list.
Gotta work for those tips Brad!

seefarr

1,481 posts

188 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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br d said:
Oh my god mate! What a brilliant thread! Thank you for that, just perfect. I love your style, your pictures, descriptions. All just brilliant.

I would love to have followed along with your German trip at the time because I've been to many of those places too! Unfortunately that was when my missus was ill so I wasn't keeping up with anything.
To do it with your wife and have her share the driving is really the dream.

Great stuff.
For your next one get it in GG, you deserve a bigger audience for such great writing (they used to move mine into 'travels' or something but they leave them here now cos they got sick of my moaning!).

Loved it mate, loved it, made my day.
Get something a bit mad, take the one you love and drive like you don't care, exactly what we should all do before we can't, and that won't be long.
Thank you seefarr.
Thank you very much Brad! beer Keep the adventures coming!

br d

Original Poster:

8,410 posts

228 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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I'm not welcome here! Squeezed my way into the bar but everybody is looking down their German history at me. A lady came on my left to push through so I had to say to the lady on my right "Excuse me, sorry" she barked some fking order at me and her mate shook her head and pushed me out of the way!

Back on the bouncers chair but fk this place. This is not very international!

br d

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8,410 posts

228 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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Yeah, they really weren't friendly.

I tipped their bin out as I left.





That's not very grown up but they really were hostile.

Found an underground Irish bar now!
Up the RA!

Edited by br d on Thursday 7th July 22:37

jm8403

2,515 posts

27 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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rofl

TheJimi

25,121 posts

245 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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br d said:
Yeah, they really weren't friendly.

I tipped their bin out as I left.





That's not very grown up but they really were hostile.

Found an undergoing Irish bar now!
Up the RA!
FFS hehe



br d

Original Poster:

8,410 posts

228 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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Okay, Irish bar was defo having me over but it's open till 4 so I'm not writing it off.

Checked online but there are no proper casinos in Munich.
However, there are strip clubs!

So I think tomorrow is Friday. Is tomorrow Friday?

Got back to the hotel. Fob is working again!

What to do? I'll try it in the morning.



Came into the lobby and there's a jazz duo playing, piano and sax, really cool.

Got my beer from the Irish bar still and some toiletries.



Jesus, duo has just started again with Dave Brubeck!

Anyway. If its Friday tomorrow I'll find a strip club.

br d

Original Poster:

8,410 posts

228 months

Thursday 7th July 2022
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Clarinet just joined. This is so cool!

They took my lager from the Irish bar away! You can't bring drink in, fair enough.

Edited by br d on Thursday 7th July 23:54

V8FGO

1,645 posts

207 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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br d said:
Okay, Irish bar was defo having me over but it's open till 4 so I'm not writing it off.

Checked online but there are no proper casinos in Munich.
However, there are strip clubs!

So I think tomorrow is Friday. Is tomorrow Friday?

Got back to the hotel. Fob is working again!

What to do? I'll try it in the morning.



Came into the lobby and there's a jazz duo playing, piano and sax, really cool.

Got my beer from the Irish bar still and some toiletries.



Jesus, duo has just started again with Dave Brubeck!

Anyway. If its Friday tomorrow I'll find a strip club.
rofl Why are you buying shower stuff at this time of night. Hope the place has a pool and sauna for the inevitable I feel like st in the morning.

RSbandit

2,633 posts

134 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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Always found the Irish bars in Germany had a bit of an edge would generally avoid! Germans are fking boring for the most part so don’t worry engage elsewhere (but not RA bars!)

Spleen

5,453 posts

123 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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How's yer heed?!

drink

DamnKraut

466 posts

101 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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br d said:
Anyway. If its Friday tomorrow I'll find a strip club.
Shouldn’t this be a driving holiday/ road trip? tongue out

Instead of throwing the hard earned at some random skank, how about giving it to Hans at the petrol station, fill the 720 up with Ultimate102 and go for a blast instead?

What’s the route from Munich anyway? A9 to Nuremberg is still unrestricted and 3 lanes from Ingolstadt IIRC, vmax test (ideally in a sober state that is)?


cayman-black

12,715 posts

218 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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DamnKraut said:
Shouldn’t this be a driving holiday/ road trip? tongue out

Instead of throwing the hard earned at some random skank, how about giving it to Hans at the petrol station, fill the 720 up with Ultimate102 and go for a blast instead?

What’s the route from Munich anyway? A9 to Nuremberg is still unrestricted and 3 lanes from Ingolstadt IIRC, vmax test (ideally in a sober state that is)?
lol, should be but br d is totally pissed and about to be arrested for criminal damage to a bin.

br d

Original Poster:

8,410 posts

228 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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Spleen said:
How's yer heed?!

drink
Unwell!

Suppose I'll go and hang around the bar in case I see that woman from yesterday!
(Nah, I wouldn't know what to do)

DamnKraut

466 posts

101 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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cayman-black said:
lol, should be but br d is totally pissed and about to be arrested for criminal damage to a bin.
Actually, given it’s Bavaria this may well be the case.

Lived in MUC for 4 years and recall the day police stopped me in bright daylight for not having the lights on on my crappy 50cc Vespa. Now, given that was Bavaria, this was done by turning on the blue lights and siren and using the external loudspeakers of the police car while giving chase to me doing sth like 25 mph.

Couldn’t stop immediately so drove a bit further, which pissed them off even more, yelling at me to “stop ze vehicle immediately”. Got fined 20 bucks or so and me telling them to just “chill” didn’t help my case either.laugh

Earthdweller

13,711 posts

128 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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What a great read!

Just back from a 19 day trip to the Alps myself, though sadly not in a McLaren but managed 3400 miles

There’s definitely car pron on those passes for sure, lost count of the 911’s I saw, met a convoy of about 15 Lambo’s and saw four BMW Z8’s on one pass! Only ever seen them static in dealers

Think I might have seen your McLaren in a hotel car park last week in Andermatt

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993kimbo

2,985 posts

187 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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br d said:
Went back to the hotel to charge the phone earlier, came out to get some bits out of the car and a lovely woman said "Oh, is this your car?"
"Yes"
"Do you want to go to the bar" (next to the hotel).
Hooker.

JP__FOX

593 posts

237 months

Friday 8th July 2022
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br d said:
Yeah, they really weren't friendly.

I tipped their bin out as I left.





That's not very grown up but they really were hostile.

Edited by br d on Thursday 7th July 22:37
hahaha this genuinely made me laugh out loud... I love these threads, can't believe I almost missed this one! Hope you're having a great time, it's great reading about your adventures.

PS. Maybe worth putting a comment at the end of your previous adventure thread with a link to your new one to make them easier to find next time smile