Tips to make my car look newer
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As well as the shoe polish tin gearknob, remove the handbrake lever and put a button next to your shoe polish tin with a P written on it in tippex. Instant electronic handbrake, and you now have room for more cup holders. Ideally, put a red LED inside the button that turns on and off when you press it.
Edited by ajprice on Sunday 14th August 10:29
Theres no need. According to ph you should just put a smelly old labrador in the back and some old shotgun cartridges and pretend youre 'old money' whilst scoffing at the peasants in their new cars.
Buy your wife an old subaru legacy and pretend she is also old money and drive around in jodhpurs at all times
Buy your wife an old subaru legacy and pretend she is also old money and drive around in jodhpurs at all times
Finf a round disc of around 25mm, carefully write 'start/stop' on it and place it somewhere prominently on the dash, to the left of the steering wheel. While your right hand secretly turns the key to start the engine, you look purposely at your new start button and press it with your left forefinger.
When pulling out of side streets into busy main roads, hesitate for half a second and move off slowly, imitating one of those drive-by-wire turbo Audis which like to put you in mortal danger, all in the name of conserving a thimble worth of fuel over a whole tanks worth.
When pulling out of side streets into busy main roads, hesitate for half a second and move off slowly, imitating one of those drive-by-wire turbo Audis which like to put you in mortal danger, all in the name of conserving a thimble worth of fuel over a whole tanks worth.
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