Slowest "Performance" Brand Car ?

Slowest "Performance" Brand Car ?

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Labradorofperception

4,745 posts

92 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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White XF, blacked out windows, blacked out grille, black wheels, R Sport badging on grille. 168bhp Freelander engine.

Coming to a rear bumper near you.

Davie

4,764 posts

216 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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Shakermaker said:
Porsche wouldn't put any RUF badges on a car wink

But if RUF decided to do something with a diesel Cayenne, they could. Much like Alpina and their diesel BMWs.
It was probably a poor example of the halo departments of manufacturers / in house tuners / official tuners / bloke in a shed with a laptop and grand plans based on hopes and dreams being applied to lesser model... but you get my drift... sort of!

The Porsche Cayenne diesel... GT3 RS Edition...

I agree that is does dilute:

"Yeah, just got the new C Class AMG"
"Excellent, well played... some machine"
"Yeah, does 55mpg and it's in the low tax bracket for the company car scheme which is great"
"So, it's not actually AMG then..."
"Yes... it is"
"No..."




Edited by Davie on Friday 16th March 14:09

culpz

4,892 posts

113 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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JordanM200 said:
culpz said:
No, the M2 is quicker, but not by much. A mapped M240i takes it past the M2.
Must be neck and neck, watching youtube videos, 0-200kmph in the M240i is 15.6, not sure on the M2.
Yeah, there isn't much in it. The M2 has more performance and is quicker to sixty, but with them both being RWD, it all depends on the initial launch.

Both also have manual and automatic gearbox options too.

Coolbanana

4,417 posts

201 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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Why is it that certain folks who have a more intense interest in something feel the need to assume everyone else is thick? smile

I very much doubt the owner of said AMG-Line 180 would have not known he had purchased one of the cheaper models in the range and the reason why that was. He may have been guilty of assuming a van was always slower than any car, but that's all. He would've have imagined he was driving a particularly fast car.

Many people put aesthetics before speed and handling. That's why these cars sell. They look better than the bog-standard model to many eyes. That's it. No daftness on the part of the Buyer. No, 'it looks sporty so it must be rapid' notions. After that, they are asking for whatever fits their budget, fuel economy goals etc. Speed is rarely a consideration for most.

Just because we can tell the difference between every different iteration of Mercedes and BMW et al, doesn't make those who have no interest in knowing such trivia stupid. They still know what they want from their car and buy accordingly.

Do you really believe this Gentleman went into a Dealership and when offered the AMG-Line trim, didn't know what that included? Most of my Family and friends have zero interest in car trivia but do know where their car sits in its model range and approximate ability in relation to other cars they considered.

For most people, they do not need to know much about all the specifics, so long as it looks good to them and feels good. If buying an AMG-Line Merc makes the Buyer feel good then surely that is fine?

Efbe

9,251 posts

167 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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JimbobVFR said:
Efbe said:
was the honda broken?
All of your figures are from zero, 30-something or other would be better comparisons.
lol, would it?



are you sure you don't want to change this competition to a skoda vrs, when ready at just the right speed can out accelerate a honda civic type-r not ready, in 5th gear for 50 meters

Funk

26,335 posts

210 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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culpz said:
Jakg said:
Howard- said:
Mk4 Golf GTI
Winner.

2.0 N/A

115HP

0-60 in 10.2 seconds.

And it was actually sold as a GTI model (admittedly, only in the UK!)
Yupp, even the 1.8T wasn't worth of the GTI badge.

In fact, many went for the TDI variant and preferred it.
I had the pleasure of a MkIV 2.8 V6 4Motion for a while - it wasn't fast but it did a nice job of turning a lot of petrol into noise.

Edited by Funk on Friday 16th March 14:52

Alex_225

6,304 posts

202 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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The Citroen VTR badge isn't quite what it used to be. A Saxo VTR was actually a pretty nippy little motor.

The C1 VTR is not entirely the same with it's beefy 69bhp engine!

TheAngryDog

12,418 posts

210 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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Jdjd1 said:
Buzypea said:
I never understood cars like this, all show and no go. Horses for courses though.

I much prefer it the other way around, no sporting pretensions but with plenty of poke under the bonnet.

Fancy being beaten off the line by a Transit connect in an AMG Line Merc. Ha Ha.
Shame my A class would of spat a huge flame out and scorched his bumper
Cool story bro.

jeremyh1

1,370 posts

128 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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1987 FSO Polenez 1.5 LSE

We had a right performance with that thing !


captain_cynic

12,206 posts

96 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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culpz said:
832ark said:

Even then it’s not easy to differentiate, an M240i isn’t an M car either.
It's usually classed as a M-Lite. However, it's definitely not a slow car. It's literally a remap away from M2 Performance, power-wise.
This. Its a car designed by the M division, not one retrofitted with an M badge however it's not the full fat M car.

IIRC a JB4 remap puts it up another 40-60 HP, not that at 335 horsies from the factory is anything to laugh at. The major difference between the M240i and M2 is that the M2 has a mechanical LSD and larger brakes as standard. In a drag race, a mapped M240i may beat an M2 but on a track with corners, the M2 is far superior.

Also £10K more expensive than the M240i. For less than £35,000, its hard to find more car than you'll get in an M240i.

Ares said:
There is no difference between BMW's approach and Mercedes?
Is there?

Serious question. I've never looked at the Mercedes/AMG nomenclature so I'm happy for someone to explain it.

anonymous-user

55 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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Jakg said:
Howard- said:
Mk4 Golf GTI
Winner.

2.0 N/A

115HP

0-60 in 10.2 seconds.

And it was actually sold as a GTI model (admittedly, only in the UK!)
Same engine they used in the New Beetle. It's fine for wafting along with the top down, but sporty it ain't.

MorganP104

2,605 posts

131 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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Grahamdub said:
Jakg said:
Howard- said:
Mk4 Golf GTI
Winner.

2.0 N/A

115HP

0-60 in 10.2 seconds.

And it was actually sold as a GTI model (admittedly, only in the UK!)
Same engine they used in the New Beetle. It's fine for wafting along with the top down, but sporty it ain't.
Indeed. My wife's Beetle is fitted with this very lump. When driving it, not once have I thought "blimey, this feels as quick as a GTi!" laugh

nickfrog

21,308 posts

218 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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Efbe said:
JimbobVFR said:
Efbe said:
was the honda broken?
All of your figures are from zero, 30-something or other would be better comparisons.
lol, would it?

are you sure you don't want to change this competition to a skoda vrs, when ready at just the right speed can out accelerate a honda civic type-r not ready, in 5th gear for 50 meters
Exactly. People need to understand the relationship between torque/power/revs/gearing. I had a seized wheel bolt once and I applied st loads of torque but it still didn't move.



jeremyh1

1,370 posts

128 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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nickfrog said:
Exactly. People need to understand the relationship between torque/power/revs/gearing. I had a seized wheel bolt once and I applied st loads of torque but it still didn't move.
and thats why I dont post much on this site

Its a site for car enthusiast where people dont know that much about cars

hooblah

539 posts

88 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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I got my arse handed to me by a boggo mk4 Golf GTTDI. I had an Accord Type R at the time and I couldn't catch him!

WCZ

10,559 posts

195 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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I remember testing a VRS Fabia then a Type R on the same day back when they first came out. the fabia felt much slower than I had anticipated, hated the dull interior and handling too. type R was nice aside from the steering being the most disconnected I'd ever felt at the time

Efbe

9,251 posts

167 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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hooblah said:
I got my arse handed to me by a boggo mk4 Golf GTTDI. I had an Accord Type R at the time and I couldn't catch him!
It should not have.

not much difference, but type-r is faster.

learn to drive smile

foxbody-87

2,675 posts

167 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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I reckon builders get some kind of extra "boost" button in their vans. Driving my mighty 2004 Focus yesterday, I got thrashed at the lights by a Transit tipper loaded with wheelbarrows, bags of sand and all manner of other ste. hehe

MC Bodge

21,771 posts

176 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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hooblah said:
I got my arse handed to me by a boggo mk4 Golf GTTDI. I had an Accord Type R at the time and I couldn't catch him!
If somebody gets on the gas and accelerating first, then it's hard to catch them if you don't have hugely more acceleration.

A young colleague of mine discovered this when he had to work hard to catch my (half the power) Mondeo diesel in his Audi TTS after I'd carried some corner speed and got the jump on him wink He was quite disturbed after he had passed me that I was able to catch him through the next bends, partly because I didn't need to brake so hard to lose so much speed...



hooblah

539 posts

88 months

Friday 16th March 2018
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We tried it a few times and there was no way I could keep up with him. The ATR was a nice car for bends, but a drag car it was not.