RE: Rolls-Royce Cullinan: Driven

RE: Rolls-Royce Cullinan: Driven

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TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

128 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Cupramax said:
2.8 tons? With all the technology of light weight materials, in this day and age rofl
Now imagine what it'd weigh without that.

Just 700kg payload (including obligatory pluted bloatocrats) before it hits the 3.5t GVW limit...

Rider007 said:
Why anyone would splash out £250k plus options on that monstrosity is mind boggling.
Because a Bentaygo is just too cheap and too common.

cookie1600

2,157 posts

163 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Tom_Spotley_When said:
Reading the replies to this is my afternoon's entertainment sorted.
Any others to add?
Yes, you missed the bleedin' obvious.

It looks like a London Cab

nyxster

1,452 posts

173 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Jon Olsson has the right idea. There would be something quite comical and obnoxious in taking a Rolls and having it fully fitted out with expedition racks, raised suspension and knobbly tyres then Go trashing through the desert/outback/Russian tundra in it.


cookie1600

2,157 posts

163 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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J4CKO said:
The Middle Eastern Sheikh chaps will go mad for it, get your hawks and stuff in the back and can drive through sand
Can't wait to see one with the top chopped off then:




Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Mackofthejungle said:
Take the family on a 300 mile drive, if you're family is no more than 4 people.

It baffles me how car manufacturers haven't sussed out the middle seat idea yet. It's always an afterthought. If a Berlingo can manage it (and to be honest, a Berlingo probably rides better than this too) then why can't posh family cars like this? Because that's what one has to assume it is? It's a car for a wealthy family...right?

And if you're single, or perhaps have a partner and a kid, or you're retired and your kids have left, but you want luxury with the ability to carry some people or "things" from time to time....where's the 4.2m Rolls hatchback? At £100k? Why can't manufacturers fill this gaping hole in the market?! Why is bigger always better in the world of cars?! It's fking stupid.

Saloons? Oh yes, they start at 15 grand and go to Rolls Royce. 4x4s? Oh yes, 15 grand to Rolls again. Sports cars? MX5s to the moon. Estate cars? Again, cheap as you like, or 100 grand plus (granted, for some reason this barrier hasn't truly been broken...) But hatchbacks? (and I mean proper 5 door hatches, not a Ferrari you can technically class as one) No no no, they're cheap. They have to be cheap. Despite being utter practical, well sized for 1 or for 5 people and having big boots...they have to be cheap. Cheapest. Small is cheap for some reason. Utterly baffling. It's an Americanism the world can't get over. Look what happened when Land Rover brought out the Evoque - a total success. Same size as a golf. The only exception, and nobody else has followed it up. Lunacy. There's huge money waiting to be made.

Anyway, what was this article about again?
Most families are 'no more than 4 people', most are statistically less than 4 people.

Middle seats are often superfluous. Personally, I'd rather take better use of that space to make the two rear seat passengers more comfortable. When I got the QV, it only has 2 seatbelts in the back - perfect for me, we only have one child, and by only being able to carry four people, we don't get lumbered with the in-laws as often.....I'd pay extra for that benefit!

On the high-quality, £6-figure hatchback, there isn't the market. You cite the Evoque as an example (and it has been copied, by everyone). But the bulk of Evoque drivers aren't former FFRR drivers downsizing, they are people that had a normal car moving up to get into the baby-Range Rover. The only difference is possibly the Macan where, from what I was told by Porsche when I test drove one, almost 50% of owners already have a 911 in the family, and this is a second/wife's car.

...and as for "Berlingo probably rides better than this too"..... laugh you must really either hate people who can afford six-figure cars, or be part of Momentum.

mark symons

2 posts

85 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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WOW WOW WOW What an ugly vehicle it looks like some Chinese replica

Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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bristolracer said:
It's vulgar.
A Rolls should not be vulgar.
To most people on PH, any BMW/Merc/Bentley/etc saloon worth more than minimum wage is Vulgar.

cookie1600

2,157 posts

163 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Puddenchucker said:
I can't wait for the Kahn Design version.........
Six-wheeled?

Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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otolith said:
bristolracer said:
It's vulgar.
A Rolls should not be vulgar.
They always have been.
Only when you have a 'Spirit of Ecstasy' shaped chip on your shoulder.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

128 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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nyxster said:
Jon Olsson has the right idea. There would be something quite comical and obnoxious in taking a Rolls and having it fully fitted out with expedition racks, raised suspension and knobbly tyres then Go trashing through the desert/outback/Russian tundra in it.
Whoever he is, it's hardly an original idea...



Both from the 1970 London-Mexico City World Cup Rally. Both retired, but so did another 78 of the 106 entrants...

apm142001

277 posts

91 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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I'd love to see it put through a proper off-road test...

Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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TooMany2cvs said:
Cupramax said:
2.8 tons? With all the technology of light weight materials, in this day and age rofl
Now imagine what it'd weigh without that.

Just 700kg payload (including obligatory pluted bloatocrats) before it hits the 3.5t GVW limit...

Rider007 said:
Why anyone would splash out £250k plus options on that monstrosity is mind boggling.
Because a Bentaygo is just too cheap and too common.
A 700kg payload?? What payload do you possibly think would weight 700kg?

When a medium sized saloon now weights 2-tonnes, the extra 800kg for this isn't that comical.

boyse7en

6,814 posts

167 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Rider007 said:
I saw one in the flesh a few weeks ago near Chichester strangely. Absolutely hideous. Why anyone would splash out £250k plus options on that monstrosity is mind boggling.
I'll see your Chichester and raise you to seeing a white one several weeks ago in North Devon...

Penguinracer

1,593 posts

208 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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...the classical exterior aesthetic has a gravitas & bearing befitting a conveyance of this calibre and was inspired by input from artistic consultants Mr R. Charles & Mr S. Wonder...

otolith

56,858 posts

206 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Ares said:
otolith said:
bristolracer said:
It's vulgar.
A Rolls should not be vulgar.
They always have been.
Only when you have a 'Spirit of Ecstasy' shaped chip on your shoulder.
Ostentatious displays of wealth have always been vulgar. Whether you consider vulgarity to be a bad thing is another matter. I guess that depends which chips you have on your shoulder.

DonkeyApple

56,370 posts

171 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Ares said:
A 700kg payload?? What payload do you possibly think would weight 700kg?
54 gold bars.

Nerdherder

1,773 posts

99 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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juice said:
This would look ace with a snorkle hehe
YES.

Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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DonkeyApple said:
Ares said:
A 700kg payload?? What payload do you possibly think would weight 700kg?
54 gold bars.
A common problem for you?

Ares

11,000 posts

122 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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otolith said:
Ares said:
otolith said:
bristolracer said:
It's vulgar.
A Rolls should not be vulgar.
They always have been.
Only when you have a 'Spirit of Ecstasy' shaped chip on your shoulder.
Ostentatious displays of wealth have always been vulgar. Whether you consider vulgarity to be a bad thing is another matter. I guess that depends which chips you have on your shoulder.
I don't think vulgar can ever really be a good accolade to bestow?

But I'd disagree that Rolls Royces have always been an 'ostentatious display of wealth'.

TooMany2cvs

29,008 posts

128 months

Tuesday 16th October 2018
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Ares said:
A 700kg payload?? What payload do you possibly think would weight 700kg?
Four big guys could easily be 600kg, don't forget.