Why is everyone talking about the bloody 335d?

[Swoxy]

When I searched Google Images for '335d' this came up on Page 3.

[fathomfive]

dibbly_dobbler said:

Fidgits said:

dibbly_dobbler said:

MrKipling43 said:

Google is your friend!

B*gger me - nearly spilled my tea there !

Lay off Carlos though - he's just enthusiastic. Comes across as a good bloke.

I'm obviously reading completley different posts to you... the last thing I think he comes across as is a good bloke.

IMHO the level of abuse is not warranted though - he loves his car and boffs off on it a bit, not a crime is it ?

EFA

[MrKipling43]

sleep envy said:

Fidgits said:

sleep envy said:

Fidgits said:

Or if Chuck Norris was a car, he'd be a remapped 335D!

ahem

cough

good call, it's the owner that's got the chip

No one owns Chuck Norris!

[stuart-b]

Kieran XJR said:

Dare I ask just how fast a remapped 335d actually is? In real life I mean.

Oh dear, here we go again!

[touching cloth]

Kieran XJR said:

Dare I ask just how fast a remapped 335d actually is? In real life I mean.

Faster than light, in fact they often don't look all that fast from the outside but this is a trick of nature as they are actually causing light to bend around them as they warp forward in time itself.

[fathomfive]

Fidgits said:

TimmyHolland said:

Only Chuck Norris is quicker than a 335d.

Or if Chuck Norris was a car, he'd be a 335D!

Edited by Fidgits on Wednesday 13th August 11:04

I heard that BMW don't use presses for the panels on the 335d, they just get Chuck Norris to roundhouse each one and bingo!, it's formed.

[biglepton]

Kieran XJR said:

Dare I ask just how fast a remapped 335d actually is? In real life I mean.

So much faster than an XJR you wouldn't even see it leaving you for dead. . . . . .

[biglepton]

touching cloth said:

Kieran XJR said:

Dare I ask just how fast a remapped 335d actually is? In real life I mean.

Faster than light, in fact they often don't look all that fast from the outside but this is a trick of nature as they are actually causing light to bend around them as they warp forward in time itself.

No, that's the black smoke obscuring your view. . . . . .

[german tony]

I had 1 of them Enterprises but the wheel fell off & it wasn't as fast as a re-mapped 335d.

[Ecurie Ecosse]

I kind of bought into this hype a while ago and thought a 535d would be a great all round car - fast and economical.

The (unchipped) version I test-drove wasn't that fast IMHO. The chip adds 70-ish bhp but I don't think that would make it mega fast.

Also, there is that tell tale rattle on start up.

So I didn't buy one. I'm still happy tooling around in my 147 GTA.

[eowen]

ENOUGH!

[MrKipling43]

biglepton said:

No, that's the black smoke obscuring your view. . . . . .

[stuart-b]

eowen said:

ENOUGH!

[B16JUS]

biglepton said:

Having had a quick look at his profile, it claims his 335d is costing £738 a month in depreciation, so that's another thing it does better than a supercar!

it is costing him or his dad in depreciation lol

J

[Fidgits]

H2DaE said:

CERN could have used a 335d engine to power the Large Hadron Collider but the resulting black hole would have destroyed the universe

It's said if two 335D's were to have a 1/4 mile drag race on a westerly facing track, the resultant torque would actually stop the world spinning...

Edited by Fidgits on Wednesday 13th August 11:40

[H2DaE]

The Large Hadron Collider is actually powered by a 335d engine. The original prototype actually had a chip in it but there were fears that the resulting black hole could destroy the universe so they took it off

[H2DaE]

Fidgits said:

H2DaE said:

CERN could have used a 335d engine to power the Large Hadron Collider but the resulting black hole would have destroyed the universe

It's said if two 335D's were to have a 1/4 mile drag race on a westerly facing track, the resultant torque would actually stop the world spinning...

Edited by Fidgits on Wednesday 13th August 11:40

Edited now to correct my mistake

Edited by H2DaE on Wednesday 13th August 11:42

[castrolcraig]

kambites said:

It's just one of those cult things like "Dave" from the bunker thread. It'll go away in a week or so, they always do.

how dare you, dave is a national institution!! (in jersey, anyway!)

[anonymous-user]

touching cloth said:

Kieran XJR said:

Dare I ask just how fast a remapped 335d actually is? In real life I mean.

Faster than light, in fact they often don't look all that fast from the outside but this is a trick of nature as they are actually causing light to bend around them as they warp forward in time itself.

This is true so be warned. A good friend of mine test drove a 335d. Apparently he accelerated so much that he travelled through time into another dimension.........I hope he's ok, wherever he is........

[Kieran XJR]