Show us your crash pics!!

Show us your crash pics!!

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Laurel Green

30,796 posts

234 months

Thursday 4th February 2021
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untakenname said:
Not mine but amazingly the crasher managed to walk away from this!

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=...
Yikes, that is one very lucky man.

anonymous-user

56 months

Thursday 4th February 2021
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Someone asked me to name a stzu once. I said Chester.

rlg43p

1,234 posts

251 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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littlebasher said:
I'm sure he'll be on to his insurance company, telling them how he lost control at 5mph

Hopefully they'll see the footage and politely tell him to FRO
Was that lamppost supposed to be there?

321boost

1,253 posts

72 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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LaurasOtherHalf said:
LetsTryAgain said:
Byker28i said:
JakeT said:
The noise as that hit....
The first comment on Twitter ??????

‘Vorsprung Durch Spastique’
rofl
"made my day"
"brightened my day"
"made me smile"
Why do I never see such sad individuals in real life. Only on twitter.

Harry Flashman

19,463 posts

244 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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RonaldMcDonaldAteMyCat said:
Laurel Green said:
What you need is a firm of top-rate solicitors. May I direct you to Messrs T, Bone & Winalot .
Ignore this man. Your best chance of a result is Sit, Downe & Begg.
Good recommendation, they'll look fur any problematic claws in your policy.

threadlock

3,196 posts

256 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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PH_77 said:
We did however buy a dog shortly after the crash to help us cope with the trauma.
We bought it from the local blacksmith.
When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.
I know it's a groaner, but this made me laugh hehe

Zippee

13,493 posts

236 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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carlove said:
Ok, not a crash but it did scratch my bonnet a bit. This made me jump at work yesterday, trees falling down are loud! The tree surgeon said he wanted it to go the other way. If I'd parked in the row in front my car would have been crushed, so got quite lucky probably, although I want a new car and I'd have had a much more interesting picture to post laugh. My colleague's 1 Series got a nice dent on the bonnet.




Biggest disappointment, somehow my dashcam's "parking mode" didn't capture a tree landing on the bonnet. Can't be a very good motion sensor.
Presumably the tree surgeons insurance covered all this?

havoc

30,267 posts

237 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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321boost said:
Why do I never see such sad individuals in real life. Only on twitter.
Because social media is where everyone gets to hide behind a pseudonym while showing what petty little people they really are?

carlove

7,589 posts

169 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Zippee said:
Presumably the tree surgeons insurance covered all this?
Yep, they’ve organised for the cars to be repaired by a local garage. We’re both happy with that outcome, the damage is pretty minor.

They were very apologetic about it, and very embarrassed too. Mistakes happened and the damage was minor, added some excitement to the work day, though my heart sank when I first saw the tree on my car.

Henzy

125 posts

153 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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After 2 years of driving, I learned many important lessons very quickly, including what lift-off oversteer is and not to drive like a .

I was overtaking another car, spending way too much time looking in my mirror to make sure I was clear before moving back over, look back at the road.... crap, I'm on the corner already.

In 4th and the back stepped out, I lifted my foot off the accelerator, resisted the temptation to brake but just couldn't accelerate out of it.

My front wheels touched the grass and I thought, it's fine, I'll slide to a stop in the field and find a way out.

The next thing I know is I'm barrel-rolling through the field. Turns out I hit a concrete gas marker post with my rear quarter panel.

I was very lucky that day, lucky I had no passengers, lucky I escaped with only minor scratches, lucky insurance paid out, lucky a very friendly police officer arrived on scene and *cough* helped me remember the details of the accident for the report and even gave me a lift home.









B'stard Child

28,510 posts

248 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Good effort........ Really good effort

Greg the Fish

1,410 posts

68 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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Great effort!

You've proper f**** that!

Well done! And well done for little in the way of injuries!

CT25

56 posts

83 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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threadlock said:
PH_77 said:
We did however buy a dog shortly after the crash to help us cope with the trauma.
We bought it from the local blacksmith.
When we got it home it made a bolt for the door.
I know it's a groaner, but this made me laugh hehe
You're not alone. Made me laugh far more than it should have getmecoat

littlebasher

3,785 posts

173 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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B'stard Child said:
Good effort........ Really good effort
I bet Ford never envisaged it being used as a plough.

basherX

2,500 posts

163 months

Friday 5th February 2021
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littlebasher said:
B'stard Child said:
Good effort........ Really good effort
I bet Ford never envisaged it being used as a plough.
Reminds me of a member write up in the TVR Car Club magazine many years ago which included the comment, “...and before I could say ‘ohmygod’, I was farming”

csd19

2,210 posts

119 months

Saturday 6th February 2021
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basherX said:
littlebasher said:
B'stard Child said:
Good effort........ Really good effort
I bet Ford never envisaged it being used as a plough.
Reminds me of a member write up in the TVR Car Club magazine many years ago which included the comment, “...and before I could say ‘ohmygod’, I was farming”
"One minute you're on the road looking at the scenery, the next you're in the scenery looking at the road"

codenamecueball

530 posts

91 months

Saturday 6th February 2021
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PH_77 said:
Joking aside, I once woke to find a drunkard tree caressing the rear end of my girlfriend's car.







Edited to add, it had huge length and girth.







Edited by PH_77 on Saturday 6th February 01:52
Had my bike nicked from that road as a student. Good times.

irocfan

40,778 posts

192 months

Saturday 6th February 2021
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Stumbled across this on FB

"I’ve had the opportunity to take delivery of a brand new car a couple of times and my excitement was through the roof on both occasions. I can only imagine buying a Lamborghini must be on another level, but this Huracan owner will likely want to forget the day the dealer handed over the keys to this Performante Spyder, 20 minutes later all hell broke loose, it had mechanical failure in the third lane and stopped, a van rear ended it on the M1"




Thorburn

2,401 posts

195 months

Sunday 7th February 2021
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PH_77 said:
Joking aside, I once woke to find a drunkard tree caressing the rear end of my girlfriend's car.
If we're doing trees on cars then this is what happened to my dad's BMW 528i back in 2000 - the car was 3 months old and we were in Australia at the time - he'd parked it at his bosses house so it didn't get damaged in the airport car park!

Incredibly it wasn't written off - it was completely reshelled by our local dealership. By the time he sold it it had over 250k on the clock.






Bodo

12,382 posts

268 months

Sunday 7th February 2021
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Thorburn said:
If we're doing trees on cars then this is what ...
I have in my collection. Not my car, but my photo


unlucky in front of my local golf club, January 2007.