The "Sh*t Driving Caught On Dashcam" Thread

[CoolHands]

pincher said:

CoolHands said:

http://youtu.be/Vtuxxs2mNwU

30s - fk a duck!

Is that the Dukes-of-hazard styles 'let's jump the bridge effort?'

[saaby93]

pincher said:

CoolHands said:

http://youtu.be/Vtuxxs2mNwU

30s - fk a duck!

very strange light sequencing at 2:44+

[BrownBottle]

C70R said:

BrownBottle said:

People taking horses onto the road are a fking menace. If they can't handle traffic driving along at a completely appropriate speed for the road they are travelling on then they should fk right off into a field somewhere where they can impersonate a Police officer and lay massive piles of steaming ste well out of every other s way.

Do you really think the red car was "appropriate"?

It's driving down what looks like a straight section of NSL road with good visibility on a dry day at a guess doing between 40-50 mph, I'd call that appropriate.

[Digby]

Have we had this biker one yet? *CONTAINS SWEARING*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_D3DKJOO0

[Escort3500]

Sushifiend said:

Minnsy said:

http://www.mattstockdale.com/

Fill yer boots...

Does he really expect to be taken seriously with that? The site screams amateur, he's got a whole section on his lack of education, and then he suddenly has "space weather" pictures on display. It looks like he's trying to present himself as some sort of pillar of society, and it's not working!

I have this recurring dream where Stockdale meets Uphillfreewheeler, with loads of dangerous, inconsiderate driving and cycling, gesticulating and shouting, poor quality cam footage and contrived accidents or near accidents. But I always wake up before the two of them take each other out in a bloodbath (or bore one another to death)

[Kawasicki]

Digby said:

Have we had this biker one yet? *CONTAINS SWEARING*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3_D3DKJOO0

That's one amazing wheelie!

[stevesuk]

pincher said:

30s - fk a duck!

6 weeks in hospital but a full recovery http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2015010/He...

[simoid]

BrownBottle said:

C70R said:

BrownBottle said:

People taking horses onto the road are a fking menace. If they can't handle traffic driving along at a completely appropriate speed for the road they are travelling on then they should fk right off into a field somewhere where they can impersonate a Police officer and lay massive piles of steaming ste well out of every other s way.

Do you really think the red car was "appropriate"?

It's driving down what looks like a straight section of NSL road with good visibility on a dry day WITH A COUPLE OF HORSES ON IT at a guess doing between 40-50 mph, I'd call that appropriate.

You forgot about the horses on the road. And just because you think they shouldn't be there, doesn't mean you don't have to drive to accommodate them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2maCVdmTW3M&fe...

Unbelievably calm Germans after scooter hit and run.

(Changed video to one with explanation of circumstances)

Edited by simoid on Wednesday 2nd December 22:24

[Stickyfinger]

simoid said:

You forgot about the horses on the road. And just because you think they shouldn't be there, doesn't mean you don't have to drive to accommodate them

With many Smog-Monkeys it does sadly

[KAgantua]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWejpnJFSZs

Bad driver overtakes just before a roundabout - I know, lets ride FULL PELT into the gap that wont be there when he arrives at the give way line - then ride off like a little baby

Then upload it to Youtube.

He does look like Nathan Barley...


To be fair to the cyclist it was a stty uneccesary overtake but did you really need to keep pedalling into that sitaution?

[Dark85]

simoid said:

You forgot about the horses on the road. And just because you think they shouldn't be there, doesn't mean you don't have to drive to accommodate them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2maCVdmTW3M&fe...

Unbelievably calm Germans after scooter hit and run.

(Changed video to one with explanation of circumstances)

Edited by simoid on Wednesday 2nd December 22:24

The most interesting part of that is at 3:40 where it says "It is likely the driver licencing authority will demand a Medical-Psychological assessement or so called 'idiot-test' before he gets his licence back, which is actually hard to pass."

The Germans don't half have some cracking ideas at times, such a bloody obvious but intelligent idea. I don't think I've ever wanted another countries law to be adopted so quickly!

[simoid]

KAgantua said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWejpnJFSZs

Bad driver overtakes just before a roundabout - I know, lets ride FULL PELT into the gap that wont be there when he arrives at the give way line - then ride off like a little baby

Then upload it to Youtube.

He does look like Nathan Barley...


To be fair to the cyclist it was a stty uneccesary overtake but did you really need to keep pedalling into that sitaution?

Would've been brilliant if the police arrested him for something as soon as he admitted chapping on the car's window

[Zoobeef]

Once again a cyclist thinking no-one and nothing should make them use the brakes. Shame those lorries in London aren't making it sink in.

[Sump]

Once the overtake had been performed the cyclist would have had to treat the situation as if he was a car. So that would mean staying back behind the Astra and approaching the roundabout like a normal person. No idea what the fk he was doing going full pelt into the roundabout semi undertaking the Astra.

[ukbabz]

A prize a knob from the bike there... you could see both would have to slow for the roundabout. The passenger was out of order as well, but generally started by the bike by a ..

and yes I do own more lycra and the only carbon fibre I own is on 2 wheels not 4... but there are some utter s out there out bikes..

[Bonefish Blues]

I think it was started by the car and compounded by the cyclist tbh, but nobody comes out of it with credit.

I was going to say that only one party was going to get hurt, but the guy in hi-viz looked on his last legs when he got to the Police car

[Digby]

Zoobeef said:

Shame those lorries in London aren't making it sink in.

Don't mention that on here! I tried and got called all sorts of names

[Bullett]

That initial pass wasn't that close. The cyclist then made his own problem going up the inside of the bike.

And look, no comments allowed.

[anonymous-user]

Would have got more views if if had taken a beating, I bet he is kicking himself.

[s3fella]

budgie smuggler said:

zedx19 said:

Road Rage (Germany)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWD3Zi23rIs

he

Sadly completely believable! Used to be no driving like this on autobahns etc, but last few years I have noticed similarly nobbish driving from the likes of BMW man, I drive most weeks in Germany. I love the way how as soon as the cam car gets in front and stops, the smartarse sts his pants and runs off like a chicken st.

All mouth keine hosen!!