One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

[Hackney]

Jim AK said:

Good point but..........

L3 in a 53 seater is illegal & the rapid deceleration needed by those of us behind the buck eejit could have caused a nasty shunt.

In other words, he's still a knob imo

May be so in this case, but is it always illegal, even when it's a 4 or 5 lane motorway?

[AlexRS2782]

LotusOmega375D said:

Some random old bloke in a flat cap has just pulled up outside our house in his Citroen C5 and promptly took a p!$$ on our garden wall, before getting back in and driving off.

He got rather agitated when he looked up and saw me watching him from upstairs. Dirty f***er.

WTF - How can someone consider that acceptable behaviour in public?

[swisstoni]

LotusOmega375D said:

Some random old bloke in a flat cap has just pulled up outside our house in his Citroen C5 and promptly took a p!$$ on our garden wall, before getting back in and driving off.

He got rather agitated when he looked up and saw me watching him from upstairs. Dirty f***er.

Sorry about that. I was bustin.

[Blown2CV]

WD39 said:

Blown2CV said:

WD39 said:

silverfoxcc said:

Blown2CV said:

WD39 said:

Blown2CV said:

playalistic said:

Everyone who is participating in st light season. Either fully lit up with front / rear fogs ablaze or just randomly perished lights never to be replaced / repaired.

i do feel there is an element of "it can't be dark enough to put my lights on, it's not 6pm yet" (or whatever arbitrary time) amongst some of these titflaps.

USA, legal requirement, headlights on 30 minutes before dusk.

is it dusk at the same time every day of the year in the US? In the UK it changes throughout the year.

Blown2cv are you serious with that question?

You beat me to it, silver. Looks like blown has blown it this time

no you're just being thick, again.

Oh dear blown, me old mucker. No rational argument, no reasoned thoughts, just rambling,swearing and insults.

40 love.

my reasoned fking thoughts are that you illuminate your headlights according to how fking dark it is, not what time of fking day it is. I have no idea why you are being so deliberately obtuse and inflammatory, but it seems par for the course regardless.

[anonymous-user]

Blown2CV said:

my reasoned fking thoughts are that you illuminate your headlights according to how fking dark it is, not what time of fking day it is. I have no idea why you are being so deliberately obtuse and inflammatory, but it seems par for the course regardless.

There is no fool like an old fool.

[Cliftonite]

Hackney said:

Jim AK said:

Good point but..........

L3 in a 53 seater is illegal & the rapid deceleration needed by those of us behind the buck eejit could have caused a nasty shunt.

In other words, he's still a knob imo

May be so in this case, but is it always illegal, even when it's a 4 or 5 lane motorway?

Heavies and coaches are excluded from only the furthest right overtaking lane on Motorways, where there are more than two lanes. Not the case on other roads.

AFAIK

[jr6yam]

The Ladybird that landed on my windscreen, and walked across it directly in my eyeline
Little spotty bd

[TwyRob]

WD39 and Blown2CV having protracted arguments and repeatedly multi-quoting each other makes me think knob tbh.

I normally think that WD39 is in the wrong in terms of the original points made. However, the whole argument just becomes boring.

In reality, WD39, to use your tennis reference the score is more like luv all. No winner, boring and no-one really cares anymore.

[Jim AK]

Cliftonite said:

Hackney said:

Jim AK said:

Good point but..........

L3 in a 53 seater is illegal & the rapid deceleration needed by those of us behind the buck eejit could have caused a nasty shunt.

In other words, he's still a knob imo

May be so in this case, but is it always illegal, even when it's a 4 or 5 lane motorway?

Heavies and coaches are excluded from only the furthest right overtaking lane on Motorways, where there are more than two lanes. Not the case on other roads.

AFAIK

For clarification. It was in L3 of 3 L's......... Still Knob!

[DJFish]

LotusOmega375D said:

Some random old bloke in a flat cap has just pulled up outside our house in his Citroen C5 and promptly took a p!$$ on our garden wall, before getting back in and driving off.

He got rather agitated when he looked up and saw me watching him from upstairs. Dirty f***er.

Given the make of car are you sure the cap wasn't a beret?
Was he sporting a Breton smock & a string of onions around his neck?
It might explain everything.

[ashleyman]

HMRC.

Paid my NI for 2014, 2015 AGES ago and they refunded me £300. Sweet!!? NOPE.... Got a letter today saying that I haven't paid and they're sending it to a debt collection agency.

UHHHHH. YOU fkING REFUNDED ME YOU S. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. GO fk YOURSELVES.

[P5BNij]

Utter twunt in a black Merc this morning between Banbury and Southam, the plate read 'HE5 8ENZ', wandering about all over the place almost hitting oncoming traffic several times, faffing about with something on his front passenger seat and down in the footwells. Extra knob points for having the name 'CHUBSTER' in chrome letters stuck to his rear bumper. Dick!

[Big Rod]

ashleyman said:

HMRC.

Paid my NI for 2014, 2015 AGES ago and they refunded me £300. Sweet!!? NOPE.... Got a letter today saying that I haven't paid and they're sending it to a debt collection agency.

UHHHHH. YOU fkING REFUNDED ME YOU S. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. GO fk YOURSELVES.

Mate of mine ranting on Faceache that because his tax return was incomplete they charged him £100 which he put his hand up to and paid, albeit begrudgingly.

Then they hit him with a £700 demand for daily charges on late payment or somesuch and he can't get through to them to remonstrate.

[yellowjack]

Hackney said:

yellowjack said:

six and two thirds"

Six and two thirds is.... well, six and two thirds.
Do you mean six and two threes? Or even six of one, half a dozen of the other?

Two thirds of a knob

Bad habit, old chap. Picked up from my parents at an early age. I blame them for many of my flaws and foibles, and this is high among them. I comprehend perfectly that as a 'saying' the way I've presented it is flawed, but I just can't help doing it.

Now we've sorted the important st out, we can get on with ending famine, and brokering world peace, eh?

[kowalski655]

ashleyman said:

HMRC.

Paid my NI for 2014, 2015 AGES ago and they refunded me £300. Sweet!!? NOPE.... Got a letter today saying that I haven't paid and they're sending it to a debt collection agency.

UHHHHH. YOU fkING REFUNDED ME YOU S. THIS IS YOUR FAULT. GO fk YOURSELVES.

A refund wony matter, they may well have fked up, but still blame you,and want the money caused by their error back
They are utterly hopeless

[WD39]

USA, legal requirement, headlights on 30 minutes before dusk.


is it dusk at the same time every day of the year in the US? In the UK it changes throughout the year.


Blown2cv are you serious with that question?




obtuse.

A key word and scene in 'The Shawshank Redemption'.

[WD39]

bmw535i said:

Blown2CV said:

There is no fool like an old fool.

So last century. A fresh, vibrant, vivacious, dynamic and on message insult required.

[WD39]

TwyRob said:

WD39 and Blown2CV having protracted arguments and repeatedly multi-quoting each other makes me think knob tbh.

I normally think that WD39 is in the wrong in terms of the original points made. However, the whole argument just becomes boring.

In reality, WD39, to use your tennis reference the score is more like luv all. No winner, boring and no-one really cares anymore.

Head/Floodlight failure, match abandoned.

[anonymous-user]

WD39 said:

So last century. A fresh, vibrant, vivacious, dynamic and on message insult required.

I think you need to sort your quoting skills out (amongst other things)

Why did you assume that comment was directed at you?

[Rich_W]

jr6yam said:

The Ladybird that landed on my windscreen, and walked across it directly in my eyeline
Little spotty bd

They all have STDs.

Seriously, Google it!

I squished the one in my car the other day with a couple tissues. For this very reason!