What has your "friend" been up to?

[anonymous-user]

Not my friend, but at least one of his lady friends, who is a Judge's daughter and should know better.

[anonymous-user]

Smitters said:

My friend would like to applaude Mr BV72's friend for looking over a recent issue on here pro bono. I can't find the thread but there was a distressed damsel and my friend says it was nice to see PH react in such a way. Bravo.

My friend is also hankering after a £2k Morris Minor with "some rust", so he's clearly had a bang to the head.

My friend just two days ago persuaded a friend NOT to buy a 12K Citroen SM that had "some rust". My friend had to remind his friend what SM stands for.

[anonymous-user]

Wine with fish and chips is meh. Strong tea is better. Wine is allowed and indeed encouraged if you are having Sole a la Meunière avec Pommes Frites, but probably not in a car.

[anonymous-user]

My friend has a car with a column change, and an athletic friend who does Yoga. Do NOT give my friend ideas!

[anonymous-user]

[anonymous-user]

I like trucking,
I like trucking,
I like trucking and I like to truck.

[anonymous-user]

Pamela Stephenson Connolly. She was a talented actor and comedian and is now a therapist. She is married to Billy Connolly. In the 80s skit show Not The Nine O'Clock News she played the glammo parts. Rowan Atkinson, the late Mel Smith, and Griff Rhys Jones were the other people in the show.

[anonymous-user]

My friend, being in his (early) 40s is probably too young.

[anonymous-user]

My friend tried to rescue a spider from his bath, and accidentally killed it.

Now he has the sad and thinks that Santa will put him on the naughty list.

[anonymous-user]

There is some merit in your contention.

[anonymous-user]

Edgelord!

[anonymous-user]

citizensm1th said:

My friend has always had a thing for older smart women even 71 year olds

When my friend was 27 he had a thing with a smart American woman who was then about 45. My friend has very good memories of that time. Now that woman must be about 76. My friend wonders where she might be these days..

[anonymous-user]

My friend was not planning any such trip! He is currently happy enough to be imparting his experience to a friend of his who is about to turn 36.

[anonymous-user]

louiebaby said:

In his early 20s my friend went out with a lass in her mid 30s. He tells me he learned much.

She still lives locally, and he bumps into her every few years.

My friend was well educated at 27 by his 45 year old friend, and is grateful to her for her instructions in various arts.

[anonymous-user]

Last year my friend settled a big case that had trans national elements and was able to tell a High Court Judge in all seriousness that the case had been compromised after discussions in Uganda.

[anonymous-user]

Here is a song for this thread, sung by Ethel Merman, from a show in which she played a stripper. BONUS Fred Astaire included.

Merry Xmas to all of you (who are nice), and to all of your friends (who are naughty)!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIzCdNkDgj0

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 23 December 18:12

[anonymous-user]

Also, I am not a gentleman, and nor is my friend. We just bought the cufflinks.

[anonymous-user]

citizensm1th said:

Breadvan72 said:

Here is a song for this thread, sung by Ethel Merman, from a show in which played a stripper. BONUS Fred Astaire included.

Merry Xmas to all of you (who are nice), and to all of your friends (who are naughty)!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIzCdNkDgj0


That clip is as old as me, some people huh?

We can see that you are supa-old cos you cannot do the quote thing properly. Ask a teenager to help. xxx

[anonymous-user]

Forget the voice*, listen to the lyrics of "Some People" - highly apposite for this thread.



* Designed to reach into the cavernous upper galleries of Broadway Theatres full of schmucks, schmos, schlemieles, schmozzels, yentas, shikshas, and kvetchers, oy vey.

Edited by anonymous-user on Thursday 24th December 09:18

[anonymous-user]

My friend actually went out dressed like this. He apologises for the shoes/gloves clash, but points out (1) that the RAF do the same, but the other way around, and (2) he left his brown gloves in one of his crap cars.

Edited by anonymous-user on Saturday 26th December 08:37