Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 15]

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TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,176 posts

214 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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towser44 said:
21st Century Man said:
I met QW many years ago and was asked to look after him, his wife and his very young children (baby & toddler iirc) for a few hours, he was lovely, quite charming and even obliged me by coming to my car and doing a Top Gear style piece to my camcorder about it ('49 MKVI), then we had afternoon tea. My experience was good. I've heard a few things that might suggest he's not a perfect Gent, but let he who is without etc...
Hi Quentin!

I wonder if the names of his kids were the back seat of the car in which they were conceived (Max apart of course).
Maybe he's actually called Maxi (as in Austin...)

MercedesClassic

877 posts

99 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
towser44 said:
21st Century Man said:
I met QW many years ago and was asked to look after him, his wife and his very young children (baby & toddler iirc) for a few hours, he was lovely, quite charming and even obliged me by coming to my car and doing a Top Gear style piece to my camcorder about it ('49 MKVI), then we had afternoon tea. My experience was good. I've heard a few things that might suggest he's not a perfect Gent, but let he who is without etc...
Hi Quentin!

I wonder if the names of his kids were the back seat of the car in which they were conceived (Max apart of course).
Maybe he's actually called Maxi (as in Austin...)
Ford S Max? Many folks highly rate their ride and handling qualities 😆

BrabusMog

20,251 posts

188 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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tobinen said:
There some hot crumpet at work called Portia, pronounced 'porsha'.
I think Portia is latin for pig or something similar and Porsha means blessing / gift or something similar. Well at least that's what my folks told my sister laugh

Zonergem

1,368 posts

94 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Porcine is the Latin for pig.

Portia is the beautiful and intelligent heroine of 'The Merchant of Venice' and gets the sublime 'The quality of mercy is not strain'd / It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven' speech in 4.i.

Perhaps the single happiest moment of my life was watching The Merchant of Venice at the outdoor Shakespeare in Oxford one drowsy summer's evening in 2012 with a lass I was having a fling with at the time (not the current Mrs Z), as the stars were coming out.

On the subject of sublime I happened to see this earlier. Investigation has proceeded apace. The only drawback is that the current Mrs Z will leave me if another old Merc turns up.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233511138025

phil_cardiff

7,137 posts

210 months

Sunday 1st March 2020
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Zonergem said:
Porcine is the Latin for pig.

Portia is the beautiful and intelligent heroine of 'The Merchant of Venice' and gets the sublime 'The quality of mercy is not strain'd / It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven' speech in 4.i.

Perhaps the single happiest moment of my life was watching The Merchant of Venice at the outdoor Shakespeare in Oxford one drowsy summer's evening in 2012 with a lass I was having a fling with at the time (not the current Mrs Z), as the stars were coming out.

On the subject of sublime I happened to see this earlier. Investigation has proceeded apace. The only drawback is that the current Mrs Z will leave me if another old Merc turns up.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233511138025
So Mrs Z was ok with you squiring another lady around the dreaming spires but will go bat st crazy if you buy another Mercedes?

Women eh! winkbiggrin

Stegel

1,958 posts

176 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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Zonergem said:
Porcine is the Latin for pig.

Portia is the beautiful and intelligent heroine of 'The Merchant of Venice' and gets the sublime 'The quality of mercy is not strain'd / It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven' speech in 4.i.

Perhaps the single happiest moment of my life was watching The Merchant of Venice at the outdoor Shakespeare in Oxford one drowsy summer's evening in 2012 with a lass I was having a fling with at the time (not the current Mrs Z), as the stars were coming out.

On the subject of sublime I happened to see this earlier. Investigation has proceeded apace. The only drawback is that the current Mrs Z will leave me if another old Merc turns up.



https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/233511138025
The garages behind the car are Charles Ironside’s normal backdrop - I wonder if the vendor is the man himself, or are they old photos when the car was previously sold by him?

ShampooEfficient

4,269 posts

213 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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Stegel said:
The garages behind the car are Charles Ironside’s normal backdrop - I wonder if the vendor is the man himself, or are they old photos when the car was previously sold by him?
The gravel must have been a bugger to negotiate in his wheelchair.

RicksAlfas

13,432 posts

246 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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BrabusMog said:
Apology accepted, and my sister is called Porsha laugh
Porsha Mog?
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CharlesdeGaulle

26,531 posts

182 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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ShampooEfficient said:
The gravel must have been a bugger to negotiate in his wheelchair.
Very good (for those of us of a certain age).

Dan Singh

892 posts

52 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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Bonefish Blues said:
Hahahahahahahaha
Finishing at 21:41:46 GMT - looks to me like someone had a few too many and got carried away wink
Be interesting to see if they pay up.

bolidemichael

13,982 posts

203 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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A potentially overpriced S211 E500 at £4,850, with unflattering shots of a dirty car and no interior shots. MOT from 2018 is consistently carrying over a few issues and there is a shocking lack of detail in the advert (perhaps that'll stop any unwanted questions?). However, the alloys are nice and the offside-only shots convey a vehicle confidently sitting upright on the raised suspension setting. Also, it has the facelift exhaust pipes, but the grille is the pre-facelift. Additionally, the fog lights are post facelift, but the headlights are pre-facelift - perhaps someone knows better than I.


TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,176 posts

214 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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Dan Singh said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Hahahahahahahaha
Finishing at 21:41:46 GMT - looks to me like someone had a few too many and got carried away wink
Be interesting to see if they pay up.
That does seem very expensive for that car.

I think my next car will be either an estate or, dare I say, an SUV. Damn fridge in the back means I can only carry my bike on the back seats as it won't fit it the boot unfortunately.


bolidemichael

13,982 posts

203 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
Dan Singh said:
Bonefish Blues said:
Hahahahahahahaha
Finishing at 21:41:46 GMT - looks to me like someone had a few too many and got carried away wink
Be interesting to see if they pay up.
That does seem very expensive for that car.

I think my next car will be either an estate or, dare I say, an SUV. Damn fridge in the back means I can only carry my bike on the back seats as it won't fit it the boot unfortunately.
I was driving one of our company 3.5T vans on Saturday and it's quite fun being nice and high on the road - looking Range Rover drivers straight in the eye.

dscam

1,889 posts

189 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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This continues to be the finest thread on the internet.

I am catching up after some absence; excellent Jag bearding from dbdb as ever and nice to see an XJ40 for a change. I’m starting to appreciate Jags more and more as I get closer to 45 although my current favourite is the XF in either SV8 or R guise.

Some genuine lol at the Quentin Wilson anecdotes. I’ve frequently wondered if he posts on this thread but will not embarrass myself speculating openly on who suspicion fell!! Had always thought he seemed like a decent guy, a bit of a car luvvie, but essentially a chap cut from the cloth of this thread, so irrevocably sound. Actually a helmet. Oh dear...

On a tangent, this popped up in my YouTube suggestions and thought it would find some love here:

https://youtu.be/6TyZlsTrHUM

Assembly and testing of the armoured E38 in-period.

Spotted a few for sale over the years at very reasonable money so if I ever become a part-time despotic dictator or just really fancy draining the last reserves of unleaded from the earth I think this could be the way forward for around 4 x thread max.

Stegel

1,958 posts

176 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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bolidemichael said:
A potentially overpriced S211 E500 at £4,850, with unflattering shots of a dirty car and no interior shots. MOT from 2018 is consistently carrying over a few issues and there is a shocking lack of detail in the advert (perhaps that'll stop any unwanted questions?). However, the alloys are nice and the offside-only shots convey a vehicle confidently sitting upright on the raised suspension setting. Also, it has the facelift exhaust pipes, but the grille is the pre-facelift. Additionally, the fog lights are post facelift, but the headlights are pre-facelift - perhaps someone knows better than I.

It’s a pre-facelift, post mini-facelift, car but has the AMG bumpers - as an option they came with skirts/sills and I’m not sure those are the right ones; the mini-facelift, which saw the V6 diesels arrive, saw exposed tailpipes make an appearance. As you say, scant on detail and potentially over priced. 211s do rot brake pipes for fun, so no surprise, but having had one go on our car not something I’d ignore!

W00DY

15,519 posts

228 months

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,176 posts

214 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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That looks great, although call me a philistine, but I never really warmed to the 2.0 190e. I can see its appeal, but I just found the engine to be, well, very dreary.

ian316

4,150 posts

107 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
ShampooEfficient said:
The gravel must have been a bugger to negotiate in his wheelchair.
Very good (for those of us of a certain age).
God that's giving me flashbacks smile

BigBen

11,676 posts

232 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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I have had one brief encounter with QW. Probably less than 20 seconds in total yet long enough to puts me firmly in the QW is a bell-end camp.

21st Century Man

41,082 posts

250 months

Monday 2nd March 2020
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I feel quite privileged, I seem to be the only one he was pleasant enough with.
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