Badly modified cars thread

Badly modified cars thread

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deltashad

6,731 posts

199 months

Saturday 3rd August 2013
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Started out in life as a saloon, look at the B-pillar.

And sorry, but shes a minger!!

dudleybloke

20,058 posts

188 months

Saturday 3rd August 2013
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Strawman said:
Or this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l_Bz_OHhxg

Killer2005

19,716 posts

230 months

Saturday 3rd August 2013
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Prawnboy said:
if you like old jags do not click on this link.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C410921
£27k yikesrofl

Jakg

3,502 posts

170 months

Sunday 4th August 2013
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Jakg said:
As spotted on an otherwise completely standard Jaguar X-Type...



...you know somehow I dont think those are actually Brembo brake calipers. At least, if they were they wouldn't of got the stickers on the wonk...
Excuse the terrible picture, but saw it again today...



Looked at the other side and the Brembo stickers don't even line up - there are more on the other side!

richtea78

5,574 posts

160 months

Sunday 4th August 2013
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Don't they have Brembos as standard?

ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

140 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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juan king

1,093 posts

191 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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I don't have a problem with that.

mnkiboy

4,409 posts

168 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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A Metro turned in to an Audi TT. The most amazing thing is that 10 people have bid on this on ebay. Although it's still only at £310!
The exterior looks pretty poor, but the interior shot makes me laugh. Standard mini metro.


PanzerCommander

5,026 posts

220 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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mnkiboy said:
A Metro turned in to an Audi TT. The most amazing thing is that 10 people have bid on this on ebay. Although it's still only at £310!
The exterior looks pretty poor, but the interior shot makes me laugh. Standard mini metro.
Looks more like a Banham Bat (based on a Metro IIRC) that somebody stuck Audi badges on. iirc the Bat pre-dates the TT by a fair few years, that doesn't excuse the Audi badges mind.

funkyrobot

18,789 posts

230 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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mnkiboy said:
A Metro turned in to an Audi TT. The most amazing thing is that 10 people have bid on this on ebay. Although it's still only at £310!
The exterior looks pretty poor, but the interior shot makes me laugh. Standard mini metro.
Blimey. That had me fooled. wink

If it had an S-Line badge, it would be worth much more.

DannyScene

6,683 posts

157 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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ClassicMotorNut said:
Nothing wrong with that at all

ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

140 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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It's matt green with crappy, ill-fitting orange wheels, the suspension looks like it's collapsed, a few meaningless stickers have been thoughtlessly applied (mostly around the rear) and to top it off it has some non-standard knobhead boy racer dents. There is everything wrong with it.

DannyScene

6,683 posts

157 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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ClassicMotorNut said:
It's matt green with crappy, ill-fitting orange wheels, the suspension looks like it's collapsed, a few meaningless stickers have been thoughtlessly applied (mostly around the rear) and to top it off it has some non-standard knobhead boy racer dents. There is everything wrong with it.
hang on your counting the dents as boy racer modifications?

Your opinion is now void

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

185 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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DannyScene said:
ClassicMotorNut said:
It's matt green with crappy, ill-fitting orange wheels, the suspension looks like it's collapsed, a few meaningless stickers have been thoughtlessly applied (mostly around the rear) and to top it off it has some non-standard knobhead boy racer dents. There is everything wrong with it.
hang on your counting the dents as boy racer modifications?

Your opinion is now void
Boy racer dents eh?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iAPmqX-FyvU

ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

140 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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DannyScene said:
hang on your counting the dents as boy racer modifications?

Your opinion is now void
I'm not counting them as modifications, they're just a staple feature of a lot of badly modified cars.

You couldn't think of anything to say so you just made a fatuous retort. Your opinion is now void.

DannyScene

6,683 posts

157 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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ClassicMotorNut said:
DannyScene said:
hang on your counting the dents as boy racer modifications?

Your opinion is now void
I'm not counting them as modifications, they're just a staple feature of a lot of badly modified cars.

You couldn't think of anything to say so you just made a fatuous retort. Your opinion is now void.
So why are they in your list of what you deem to be bad modifications?

Dents aren't usually on badly modified cars at all, they are usually well looked after just the owner has missed the mark on what looks good (often by a very wide margin)

I could think of something to say, I wrote it and hit 'post' in fact you've gone ahead and quoted what I thought to say ?

Downton Mini

1,026 posts

166 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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DannyScene said:
ClassicMotorNut said:
DannyScene said:
hang on your counting the dents as boy racer modifications?

Your opinion is now void
I'm not counting them as modifications, they're just a staple feature of a lot of badly modified cars.

You couldn't think of anything to say so you just made a fatuous retort. Your opinion is now void.
So why are they in your list of what you deem to be bad modifications?

Dents aren't usually on badly modified cars at all, they are usually well looked after just the owner has missed the mark on what looks good (often by a very wide margin)

I could think of something to say, I wrote it and hit 'post' in fact you've gone ahead and quoted what I thought to say ?
Looks like I need to post my Mini here whihc has prevously appeared in the decently moddified thread as it now sports a dent in the front of the bonnet after a phesant decided to play chicken wiht the Mini......

Also surely most racing cars need posting in here too as they if driven as they are meant to be (ie flat out and on hte edge) useually end up sportting dents or some sort of damage

Edited by Downton Mini on Monday 5th August 16:06

ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

140 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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DannyScene said:
So why are they in your list of what you deem to be bad modifications?

Dents aren't usually on badly modified cars at all, they are usually well looked after just the owner has missed the mark on what looks good (often by a very wide margin)
Most of the ones I have seen are badly made and have plenty of dents and rust.

DannyScene said:
I could think of something to say, I wrote it and hit 'post' in fact you've gone ahead and quoted what I thought to say ?
confused

Downton Mini, stop being fatuous; you have a very nice Mini, the dent on which was not gained from driving like a cock.

DannyScene

6,683 posts

157 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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ClassicMotorNut said:
DannyScene said:
So why are they in your list of what you deem to be bad modifications?

Dents aren't usually on badly modified cars at all, they are usually well looked after just the owner has missed the mark on what looks good (often by a very wide margin)
Most of the ones I have seen are badly made and have plenty of dents and rust.

DannyScene said:
I could think of something to say, I wrote it and hit 'post' in fact you've gone ahead and quoted what I thought to say ?
confused

Downton Mini, stop being fatuous; you have a very nice Mini, the dent on which was not gained from driving like a cock.
Can you prove that the dent on the mx5 was done by him driving like a cock and not because someone pulled out on him or bumped him while he was parked and not even in the car

No need to look confused I was just disproving what you said previously

ClassicMotorNut

2,438 posts

140 months

Monday 5th August 2013
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doogz said:
My MR2 has a very small dent.

It's otherwise standard, but the dent was from me driving like a cock, and ever so slightly clipping some tyres.

Does it belong in this thread now too?
If it also has matt paint or collapsed-looking suspension and naff stickers then yes.
DannyScene said:
Can you prove that the dent on the mx5 was done by him driving like a cock and not because someone pulled out on him or bumped him while he was parked and not even in the car
No, but it's not unlikely. He drove like a cock as he was leaving the car park.
DannyScene said:
No need to look confused I was just disproving what you said previously
There is when what you say doesn't make any sense.
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