One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 4

[g3org3y]

Flibble said:

WarrenB said:

This absolute bell end who submitted this dash cam footage to the police...

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/1828795...

You'd have to be a bit special to not realise you'd get at least a speeding conviction out of that.

article said:

When officers reviewed the footage, taken from a Vauxhall Mokka, they decided that 64-year-old Alan Lythgoe, of Radcliffe Road, Bolton had also committed a motoring offence.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

[Flibble]

g3org3y said:

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Valid point. More evidence of the sort of person who would buy a Mokka.

[captain_cynic]

Flibble said:

g3org3y said:

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Valid point. More evidence of the sort of person who would buy a Mokka.

Replace the M with a C.

[Carbon Sasquatch]

Snowblades

[RhysH]

People who tune there car to make it pop.and crackle..... really.

[fatboy18]

RhysH said:

People who tune there car to make it pop.and crackle..... really.

Hell Yeah

Its no different to getting a peg with some bubble gum cards and letting the spokes of your bicycle wheel flick the cards and make an engine noise.

Kids don't grow up we just get better toys

Edited by fatboy18 on Saturday 7th March 23:26

[993kimbo]

RhysH said:

People who tune there car to make it pop.and crackle..... really.

I'd do exactly the same if I was (a lot) younger.

[993kimbo]

What a Knob to pay £100,000 for this Mini.

I wonder who did.

Edited by 993kimbo on Sunday 8th March 12:57

[MellowshipSlinky]

People like Peter H-K.
Why take the time to answer a question when you don’t actually know the answer...?

[Carbon Sasquatch]

MellowshipSlinky said:

People like Peter H-K.
Why take the time to answer a question when you don’t actually know the answer...?

It's way Amazon sometimes ask for feedback - it seems like a direct email that you reply to

I doubt he's gone out of his way to find the page & post that

[Carbon Sasquatch]

Snowboarders videoing themselves with selfie sticks as they come down the mountain.

Snowboarders carrying their helmet whilst snowboarding

For some reason I never see skiers doing either.....

[bluezedd]

Whichever driving god crashed his M4 into someones house last night is perhaps the biggest knob situation I've seen in a long time.

It's on a 30mph road and he lost it on one of the most minor bends.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/m...

[Centurion07]

fatboy18 said:

Hell Yeah

Its no different to getting a peg with some bubble gum cards and letting the spokes of your bicycle wheel flick the cards and make an engine noise.

Kids don't grow up we just get better toys

Except as a kid you do that because you're not old enough to buy a motorbike.

If you own a car with antilag or some other mods that cause it to pop and bang then fair enough. To deliberately map a car JUST to produce those sounds is tragic.

[993kimbo]

Just as I thought.

[Zetec-S]

993kimbo said:

RhysH said:

People who tune there car to make it pop.and crackle..... really.

I'd do exactly the same if I was (a lot) younger.

To be fair there's nothing wrong with a bit of a crackle. But it is knobbish when it sounds like a Taliban victory celebration as you're bouncing it off the rev limiter down the high street.

[thebigmacmoomin]

People who ask on a Facebook page, not related to the company, if that company sells a product rather than just ask then direct.

[Liquid Knight]

thebigmacmoomin said:

People who ask on a Facebook page.

Pretty much.

[nonsequitur]

Having viewed several dash-cam you tube videos, I note that most of the poor / carp driving takes place on the approach to, on, and exiting roundabouts.
Also, many of the dash-cam drivers demonstrate dreadful motoring while blaming all around them.

[uncleluck]

nonsequitur said:

Having viewed several dash-cam you tube videos, I note that most of the poor / carp driving takes place on the approach to, on, and exiting roundabouts.
Also, many of the dash-cam drivers demonstrate dreadful motoring while blaming all around them.

Seems to be the norm on roundabouts. The only road rage I’ve had in recent years is off others is because they can’t drive on roundabouts and blame me for using the road markings correctly. Lots of roundabouts here where people just ignore the markings and the biggest issue is they just don’t look around them, they seem to be just looking at where they want to go and will cross lanes without looking wandering into other lanes and getting spooked when they see another car. I see it so much here just watching people in front and these people just don’t realise the only thing stopping them having hundreds of accidents is other people being observant.

[Demelitia]

Liquid Knight said:

thebigmacmoomin said:

People who ask on a Facebook page.

Pretty much.

‘Anyone got any recommendations for what to do when I need to start walking? Is it left foot after right, or is it right again?’