What has your "friend" been up to?
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My friend has been looking after a rare classic car, which he ostensibly co owns with two other dudes, but which he is mainly just storing pending one or other of the guys taking it on to keep and maybe restore.
Being a careful custodian, my friend has so far managed to make the sunroof handle fall off by fiddling with it needlessly, and has also clouted a fencepost while driving the car too fast out of his driveway. Luckily the car is made of girders and so the fencepost lost.
Being a careful custodian, my friend has so far managed to make the sunroof handle fall off by fiddling with it needlessly, and has also clouted a fencepost while driving the car too fast out of his driveway. Luckily the car is made of girders and so the fencepost lost.
My friend has a van for his work activities.
My friend reverses the van into car park spaces as it is impossible to see approaching traffic through the van sides when leaving the space.
My friend was leaving a space and forgot about the bollard which was below the window level. My friend dented the sill and the door.
My friend was gutted.
My friend two weeks later did EXACTLY THE SAME THING in another car park two weeks later, and has now creased the door and gouged the paint off.
My friend has a £500 excess on his insurance
My friend will have a sore a**e after he has been to the body shop
My friend is a cock.
My friend reverses the van into car park spaces as it is impossible to see approaching traffic through the van sides when leaving the space.
My friend was leaving a space and forgot about the bollard which was below the window level. My friend dented the sill and the door.
My friend was gutted.
My friend two weeks later did EXACTLY THE SAME THING in another car park two weeks later, and has now creased the door and gouged the paint off.
My friend has a £500 excess on his insurance
My friend will have a sore a**e after he has been to the body shop
My friend is a cock.
My "friend" is back living with his dad while he tries to sell the house he half owns with his ex, he regularly orders multiple items off Amazon. The other day he had a notification stating that two parcels had been delivered, as soon as he got in there were two parcels waiting, knowing nobody else uses Amazon he tears into the first parcel, it contains Cherry flavour Durex play.....
Confused my friend checked the label on the packaging, turns out the 15yo daughter of his dads partner now has an Amazon account
Confused my friend checked the label on the packaging, turns out the 15yo daughter of his dads partner now has an Amazon account
I probably have enough to write a book but this one still makes me laugh 15 years later
My friend (who I shared a house with at the time) and I were out for an ex work colleagues leaving do, all was well drink consumed, taxi to the next watering hole, friend strikes up conversation with taxi driver, Who tells him he can get a lot of cheap ciggies, he's taken the drivers number and agreed to strike up a deal
Wanting no part of this I have one more drink and call it a night
Fiend continues his partying and fuelled by a few e's realises he has the keys to his place of work, with a couple of grand in the safe decides it would be rude not to help himself to the money and buy the moody cigs turn a profit and replace the money on Monday .
I get up for work on the Saturday to be confronted by a rather worried looking house mate no cigs and a s
t load of money strewn around the front room, with him asking for my help, needless to say I politely declined and went to work,
Matey boy is no long a friend
My friend (who I shared a house with at the time) and I were out for an ex work colleagues leaving do, all was well drink consumed, taxi to the next watering hole, friend strikes up conversation with taxi driver, Who tells him he can get a lot of cheap ciggies, he's taken the drivers number and agreed to strike up a deal
Wanting no part of this I have one more drink and call it a night
Fiend continues his partying and fuelled by a few e's realises he has the keys to his place of work, with a couple of grand in the safe decides it would be rude not to help himself to the money and buy the moody cigs turn a profit and replace the money on Monday .
I get up for work on the Saturday to be confronted by a rather worried looking house mate no cigs and a s
t load of money strewn around the front room, with him asking for my help, needless to say I politely declined and went to work, Matey boy is no long a friend
Stants said:
I probably have enough to write a book but this one still makes me laugh 15 years later
My friend (who I shared a house with at the time) and I were out for an ex work colleagues leaving do, all was well drink consumed, taxi to the next watering hole, friend strikes up conversation with taxi driver, Who tells him he can get a lot of cheap ciggies, he's taken the drivers number and agreed to strike up a deal
Wanting no part of this I have one more drink and call it a night
Fiend continues his partying and fuelled by a few e's realises he has the keys to his place of work, with a couple of grand in the safe decides it would be rude not to help himself to the money and buy the moody cigs turn a profit and replace the money on Monday .
I get up for work on the Saturday to be confronted by a rather worried looking house mate no cigs and a st load of money strewn around the front room, with him asking for my help, needless to say I politely declined and went to work,
Matey boy is no long a friend
I think you're talking about your friend. This thread is for tales of your "friend"My friend (who I shared a house with at the time) and I were out for an ex work colleagues leaving do, all was well drink consumed, taxi to the next watering hole, friend strikes up conversation with taxi driver, Who tells him he can get a lot of cheap ciggies, he's taken the drivers number and agreed to strike up a deal
Wanting no part of this I have one more drink and call it a night
Fiend continues his partying and fuelled by a few e's realises he has the keys to his place of work, with a couple of grand in the safe decides it would be rude not to help himself to the money and buy the moody cigs turn a profit and replace the money on Monday .
I get up for work on the Saturday to be confronted by a rather worried looking house mate no cigs and a s
t load of money strewn around the front room, with him asking for my help, needless to say I politely declined and went to work, Matey boy is no long a friend
Oldandslow said:
For old times sake.
Pics or STFU.
And also for old time's sake, this thread is about what one's "friend" has been up to. Not what your friend has done.Pics or STFU.
I really hope that chap's "friend" hasn't admitted to paying for his daughter's boob job.
Edited by gforceg on Wednesday 5th April 18:43
Some while ago my friend went to visit a palace in St Petersburg, Russia at 3am in the morning and found it was not open to the public that early. Undeterred he thought he would go into the palace grounds by climbing along the side of a bridge over a canal which lead to the grounds, by-passing the locked gate on the bridge. When he neared the far bank the first Alsatian arrived which had him a bit worried but fortunately his Russian girlfriend was in front of him and he was able to avoid any nastiness and did offer encouragement to said girlfriend, pointing out that the dog had hold of her shoulder bag and not her leg. Fortunately there was a soldier not far behind who after a bit of rifle waving called the dog off. After a bit of verbal abuse he opened the gate and friend and girlfriend went back over the bridge in normal fashion. The motto being if your friend is going to do something stupid they should be prepared to have to offer encouragement to their fall-person if things go wrong.
My friend has bought, unseen, and totally on a whim, a boat from eBay. For 500 quid.
Worst of all my friend is having the boat delivered to his house and due to work commitments won't actually be there to meet the nice man delivering it. The first time he will actually see what he's bought will be later in the evening.
My friend has little to no boating experience and did it entirely for the sts and giggles as any young man should.
Worst of all my friend is having the boat delivered to his house and due to work commitments won't actually be there to meet the nice man delivering it. The first time he will actually see what he's bought will be later in the evening.
My friend has little to no boating experience and did it entirely for the s
ts and giggles as any young man should. My friend's Mum was driving my friend through a village with a known speed camera setup, warning him not to hoon through it when he was out in his Dolomite Sprint later that day. As she was saying this, she was flagged down by the copper whose colleague, posted a short distance back, had just zapped her for 38 in a 30. My friend's mum was in her 1.4 Fiesta that does not like going up hills. She did the speed awareness course.
My friend did indeed go out in his Dolly Sprint later that day, but all that he got from the cozzer was a smile and a wave, as Plod seemed to like the car.
My friend did indeed go out in his Dolly Sprint later that day, but all that he got from the cozzer was a smile and a wave, as Plod seemed to like the car.
My friend was out on a family mountain bike ride - he was out front with wife and sons behind him.
He was cycling on the cycle way with a queue of traffic adjacent to him..the traffic flow was such that the entire queue were facing him.
My friend pulled a monster wheelie - on the balance point for ages but not covering the back brake.
My friend over cooked it and looped out in front of his wife, children and about 20 cars, down he went, with bad scraping noises
My friend says it didnt hurt him or his pride when everyone laughed at his showing off gone wrong.
My friend however is determined not to learn from this and will repeat this same stunt at some point this year, no doubt.
He was cycling on the cycle way with a queue of traffic adjacent to him..the traffic flow was such that the entire queue were facing him.
My friend pulled a monster wheelie - on the balance point for ages but not covering the back brake.
My friend over cooked it and looped out in front of his wife, children and about 20 cars, down he went, with bad scraping noises
My friend says it didnt hurt him or his pride when everyone laughed at his showing off gone wrong.
My friend however is determined not to learn from this and will repeat this same stunt at some point this year, no doubt.
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