One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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Hrimfaxi

1,036 posts

129 months

Tuesday 4th November 2014
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Mr. No Headlights in West Wickham causing havoc earlier. Knob.


Flibble

6,477 posts

183 months

Tuesday 4th November 2014
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On a similar note, I nearly took out a cyclist due to him not having lights earlier (and a dark jacket for good measure). I was pulling out of a side road through a queue of traffic, who had helpfully not stopped over the keep clear markings in front of the junction for once, yay good drivers. The cyclist was filtering up the near side of the queue and with that many car headlights, and a bit of rain glare he was effectively invisible until about 3 feet from my car. I slammed on, he wobbled round the front of my car. Going to get himself hurt I suspect.

GarryDK

5,670 posts

160 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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This grade A bellend who hopped of the kerb forcing me to swerve out of the way. Didnt look at all, I told him to watch where he was going and that I almost hit him (politely I might add) I was then told to fk off!



next set of lights he is back on the kerb jumps down off the kerb and runs a red light.



rolleyes

JagXJR

1,261 posts

131 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Some people could use a little knock to remind them they are not invincible, tempting in this case with that attitude wink

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Careful, you'll have El Lycros after you. I've upset some on another thread.

yellowjack

17,108 posts

168 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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OpulentBob said:
Careful, you'll have El Lycros after you. I've upset some on another thread.
That's utter bks and you know it.

In this case, the hoody-wearing kerb-hopper is quite obviously a retard. You appear to have ignored the possibility, or perhaps even the likelihood, that the PHer that caught the idiot on camera was also riding a bicycle at the time. 'Proper' cyclists, for the most part, are as exasperated by the behaviour of these 'casuals', or "Pedestrians On Bikes", as any 'proper' driver. Sadly, the percentage of cyclists who actually take pride in cycling to a high standard, seems to be greater than the percentage of drivers who actually give a damn about getting it right.

carreauchompeur

17,876 posts

206 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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No, the JD sports bag and sportswear clearly indicate a POB. You'll have no trouble from us cyclists.

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Easy tiger. Just saying, that with some people's sensibilities around here, that suggesting a "small knock to teach them a lesson" is tantamount to murderdeathkilling with a hand grenade.

Stop taking things so seriously. Or literally. smile

GarryDK

5,670 posts

160 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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I was indeed on my bike. catching this tt on camera.

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

185 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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OpulentBob said:
Careful, you'll have El Lycros after you. I've upset some on another thread.
That's just typical PoB behavior Bob. Cyclists are as fed up with them as fellow road users.

PoB = Pedestrian on Bike for those who didn't know already.

AndStilliRise

2,295 posts

118 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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People who wear bow ties.

You are not cool just nerdy and now your advertise it to the rest of the world, like we need more of you.

Cylinder 8

45 posts

116 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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The driver of the black Focus on the A30 this afternoon, who drove straight onto the carriageway without looking (no slip road at that junction) causing the Astra in lane 1 to swerve into lane 2 to avoid a rather large crash. I noticed as I overtook that the reason he (presumably) didn't see the Astra was because he was wearing a hoodie with his hood up! Knob! shoot

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

185 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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You advertise a car listing the history, M.O.T, price etc and you still get messages and emails...

Doorknob sucking sodotard said:
How much is it? Does it have M.O.T? Is it taxed? Will you part ex' a pile of crap for it? How much wheels does it got? Do you like goats?
...etc, etc. censored

Europa1

10,923 posts

190 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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I saw an example today that made me angry. I had a meeting down in London, and as it was fairely close thought I'd take the opportunity to go to the Tower to see the WW1 poppy memorial (as an aside, if you haven't been yet, do - it's very powerful). The memorial is so popular they have had to put crowd control barriers along the pavements and have PCSOs manning the pedestrian crossings. Despite being so busy, it's actually very quiet as people pay their respects. Until this truck driver, who is clearly grade 8 on the pink clarinet, decided he'd been held at the pedestrian crossing long enough and started hooting his horn. In the words of the legend that is Guy Martin on his "Spitfire" programme the other week, "show some bloody respect. Knobber."

alpha channel

1,389 posts

164 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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The fking fk witted blind, blue rinse brigade clueless ahole of a wking tt of a silver Jazz driver that I nearly T-boned saw me coming off a roundabout decided to pull out, fair enough, dual carriage exits in all directions (bar one, guess which one clueless wants), I was in the right hand lane coming onto the roundabout and they entered the roundabout in the left. OK so far as cars that are going straight on can do so in that lane without impairing traffic coming on from my direction. As I indicate to pull off clueless begins to follow the curve of the roundabout, cue me going st, prod of the brakes, blast of the horn and a liberal application of the right foot to bring the nose of the Alfa around (and a full circuit of the roundabout).

It seems that with the changing of the clock the anonymity of darkness has brought out the blind, brain dead and aggressive sts, safe in the knowledge that you can't see their faces.

sunnydude959

907 posts

129 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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Adults who fart in public and then think its funny. I just can't take that!

e21Mark

16,234 posts

175 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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Owner of the ''Chrysler Bentley Brabus M'' on the A30 today.

Europa1

10,923 posts

190 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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e21Mark said:
Owner of the ''Chrysler Bentley Brabus M'' on the A30 today.
We have a winner. That is outstanding. What a total f$£*tard. Like the guy who painted his Vauxhall Carlton orange with a confederate flag on the roof, and stuck a Dodge Charger badge on the back. Some people need serious psychiatric help.

Blown2CV

29,192 posts

205 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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sunnydude959 said:
Adults who fart in public and then think its funny. I just can't take that!
i actually think farts are one of the few things that never get old!

Dalto123

3,198 posts

165 months

Thursday 6th November 2014
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The ahole who decided to damage my car today and not leave a note. Scuffed bumper, boot don't close/lock and the actual boot-lock has been pushed right in. Very, very annoyed mad

Edited by Dalto123 on Thursday 6th November 20:44

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