One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 2

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JagXJR

1,261 posts

131 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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lockup said:
A lowered Seat Leon...

with a large #catchmeifyoucan sticker on it's rear hatch...

that stalled pulling away from the lights...

and then gave it revlimiter and skids to catch up the Dodge Kaliber that had pootled away in front.
You had me at Seat ...

JagXJR

1,261 posts

131 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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shandyboy said:
The guy who reversed quite hard into a parked car last night as I was walking back to my car.

I noticed them with their reverse lights on whilst rolling forwards which made me think "hmmm, knob", but then he reversed into the back of a car facing up the road hard enough to shove it up the road a bit. They then swung across the road into a parking spot, and I saw the oldish guy get out and shuffle across the road into his house, only to appear a short while later with a torch, walk past the car he'd just clattered and check for damage on his car! He then disappeared back into his house!

I was just leaving a note for the poor owner of the other car when she returned back to it, so I explained what had happened and she checked for damage (difficult in the dark), she tried to open her boot but it was stuck solid, so I gave her my details and off I went home. Later that night I got a call from the local police station asking for my version of the story, so it looks like he'd denied everything.

I can't believe people will damage someone's car and not own up to it. I know first-hand how upsetting and expensive it is when someone damages your pride and joy and doesn't leave a note, so it was nice to see the guy get some karma.
Good on you! Pity more don't.

JagXJR

1,261 posts

131 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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SistersofPercy said:
Probably me, but I was narked.

Daughter has a medical condition which means she often dislocates. At present she's braced up and on crutches from a knee dislocation.
Drove to college to collect her yesterday and car in front of me pulls straight into the only disabled bay. Woman driving jumps out and runs in the direction of the office. Annoyed I waited behind the car thinking sod it, if daughter turns up she can just bloody wait until I've loaded her in the car.

Woman returns before daughter (with a perfectly able bodied kid with her) so I move forward with the intention of then reversing back when she's gone. As I'm watching in the mirror woman is pissed that I'm not clearing the car park for her to leave the space (she had loads of room but just seemingly couldn't drive) and I lip read in the mirror her say to her kid 'whats her problem'.
I got out, marched up to her window and let fly with "I'm picking up a child who has a genuine disability but can't get into the spot I need because you are so bloody selfish, ok?" She muttered 'ok' and drove off.

There was an ocean of free bloody spaces at the back of the car park accessed via steps that her daughter could have gotten up but mine would have struggled with. Selfish mare.
This really narks me too as a driver of a disabled person, why are people so bloody selfish these days???

At least she didn't give you a load of abuse, had this often so don't challenge them anymore frown

supercampeao

211 posts

169 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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carreauchompeur said:
supercampeao said:
Person in a Cayenne GTS undertaking me on Sat on A414 like his life depended on it...tw@t
Keep left then wink
ha! I was overtaking, so hence my use of the right lane, obviously not going quite quickly enough for KN man though...either that or he hates fezzas wink

Cliftonite

8,421 posts

140 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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supercampeao said:
ha! I was overtaking, so hence my use of the right lane, obviously not going quite quickly enough for KN man though...either that or he hates fezzas wink
He was in the pub Saturday night telling all his mates how he outdragged a Ferrari!!

smile


supercampeao

211 posts

169 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Cliftonite said:
supercampeao said:
ha! I was overtaking, so hence my use of the right lane, obviously not going quite quickly enough for KN man though...either that or he hates fezzas wink
He was in the pub Saturday night telling all his mates how he outdragged a Ferrari!!

smile
Indeed! When we reached a roundabout, he put his window down as I went past him (when he finally moved into the left lane after hogging it for as long as possible)so I thought abuse was definitely coming...must have changed his mind or maybe he needed some fresh air or perhaps his passenger told him to stop being a knob

SistersofPercy

3,384 posts

168 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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JagXJR said:
This really narks me too as a driver of a disabled person, why are people so bloody selfish these days???

At least she didn't give you a load of abuse, had this often so don't challenge them anymore frown

Pisses me off no end. When she's not on the crutches she's perfectly normal (as normal as 17 year old girls get anyway) and I'd never dream of parking there in case someone who did genuinely need it came along. I don't normally bite but yesterday she wound me up.

rj1986

1,107 posts

170 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Swanny87 said:
rj1986 said:
Idiot in the corsa this morning.

Decides to make his/her own lane before the lanes split for the traffic lights. Serves them right when a car takes off their wing mirror
Nothing wrong with that IMO. Maybe people should wait as if the 'holder' doesn't know the junction they could get into the wrong lane before they see the road markings. Which leads me onto my knob vote; whoever thought putting junction markings on the road itself instead of having 'get in lane' signs instead. Would stop people doing what you mentioned...
I should clarify a bit, the road is single lane, with a parking bay on the right/opposite site.
It then has a box junction and then splits into 2 lanes (straight and right).

The reason it splits AFTER the box junction is because the parking bay makes it too narrow, and the cars approach on a bend before the parking bay.

I'm at the box junction waiting for it to clear -knobbler jumps out from 3-4 cars behind me and tries to go around everyone, car comes from around the bend and smash. Makes it worse is that the Corsa didn't even touch their brakes before or after the impact, and just drove away.

iva cosworth

44,044 posts

165 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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Impatience the source of much knobbery.

Drivers who have to turn around the first sign of a queue.

Today a van did a 5 point turn but if he'd waited less than 30 seconds the massive 6 car queue moved off at the

temporary traffic lights.

Then later on today,Luton van tries an overtake on a slow moving road sweeper,whilst approaching a bend,has to

abort due to oncoming traffic lo and behold coming round the bend.

Again,wait a few more seconds and the road sweeper has turned off.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

213 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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irocfan said:
leemarkadams said:
Russel Brand.
just ruin it why don't you? That tt ends the bloody thread since I seriously doubt you'll find a bigger gobste wker waste of skin
corden or gervais.

KFC

3,687 posts

132 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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supercampeao said:
Person in a Cayenne GTS undertaking me on Sat on A414 like his life depended on it...tw@t
I think that may have been me.

Escort3500

11,982 posts

147 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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drivin_me_nuts said:
irocfan said:
leemarkadams said:
Russel Brand.
just ruin it why don't you? That tt ends the bloody thread since I seriously doubt you'll find a bigger gobste wker waste of skin
corden or gervais.
Nope. Nowhere near as obnoxious as Brand.

ORD

18,120 posts

129 months

Wednesday 3rd December 2014
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KFC said:
supercampeao said:
Person in a Cayenne GTS undertaking me on Sat on A414 like his life depended on it...tw@t
I think that may have been me.
But was it an undertake or did you simply pass on the left?

I think undertaking is actually fairly rare. Usually what happens is that some nobhead just gets passed by traffic on the left because he had failed to move back over.

You can 'undertake' quite legally by simply re-establishing in the lefthand lane, giving the other car an opportunity to do the same, waiting a bit, and then passing safely on the left (often means either (a) making sure the other driver has seen you or (b) moving past quickly). This is my reading of the Highway Code.

scarble

5,277 posts

159 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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iva cosworth said:
Drivers who have to turn around the first sign of a queue.
Today a van did a 5 point turn but if he'd waited less than 30 seconds the massive 6 car queue moved off at the
Had one of these yesterday, started doing a 3 point turn but rather than it turn into a 5 point turn he just drove up the pavement, not half up it, fully up it, the wrong side of a lampost and back down again. Fully branded up van and a company we use too.

Le Pop

4,703 posts

236 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Alan Sugar.

scarble

5,277 posts

159 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Really? He seems ok to me?
Waait, if this is about last nights Apprentice, [spoiler] tag it please tongue out

Swanny87

1,265 posts

121 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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rj1986 said:
I should clarify a bit, the road is single lane, with a parking bay on the right/opposite site.
It then has a box junction and then splits into 2 lanes (straight and right).

The reason it splits AFTER the box junction is because the parking bay makes it too narrow, and the cars approach on a bend before the parking bay.

I'm at the box junction waiting for it to clear -knobbler jumps out from 3-4 cars behind me and tries to go around everyone, car comes from around the bend and smash. Makes it worse is that the Corsa didn't even touch their brakes before or after the impact, and just drove away.
Fair enough! That is a pretty good knob candidate!

Swanny87

1,265 posts

121 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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The knob on the tube this morning who had the scroll sound on his Blackberry Curve turned on. At first I thought a cricket/cicada had jumped on the tube! fking idiot, turn it off, or get a proper phone!

bairn7

142 posts

121 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Swanny87 said:
The knob on the tube this morning who had the scroll sound on his Blackberry Curve turned on. At first I thought a cricket/cicada had jumped on the tube! fking idiot, turn it off, or get a proper phone!
^This

Reminded me more generally about people who text on public transport with the keypad tone on

Zedboy1200

816 posts

213 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Followed a new Galaxy to work this morning. Not marked up as a cab, and with not-so-yummy mummy at wheel. She stopped at six clearly empty mini roundabouts before I managed to get past her....arrrggghhhhh.
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