One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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Hackney

6,871 posts

210 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Idiots at this junction.

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@52.0629892,-0.54831...

1. The taxi driver who had turned right from where the Fiesta is but had cut the corner and was diagonal across both lanes so cars coming in the opposite direction (me) had to do a real slalom to go around him.

2. People who park outside the post office such as:
a. the Volvo with the wheelchair sticker in the back window parked where the manhole cover is, but about 18 inches from the kerb. At first it looked like "he" was waiting for traffic the other way, but no. Parked
b. Numerous Post Office vans, regularly parked there

3. Van drivers (usually) who can't be bothered to turn right into and go into the Co-op car park, but park facing oncoming traffic, on double yellows behind the Clio thus making it impossible to see to the right if you're looking to exit the junction

Thankfully given the funneled to one lane nature of the road after the Co-op 99% of people are polite and you get a wave of acknowledgement when you wait. There are exceptions though, like the Discovery driver who accelerated into the one lane channel after I'd already "gone in" and ended up bonnet to bonnet with me and started getting aggressive. I watched the dashcam footage several times and you clearly see him accelerate once I'd committed. It was surreal.

macajc88

112 posts

163 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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The selfish twonks who 'park' their SUVs / husbands who wait for the wife to 'nip in' outside the local M&S Food which is actually a second lane for cars turning left off Wilmslow Road in Didsbury.

This is not a parking space!!


Speed addicted

5,596 posts

229 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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oceanview said:
Anyone who drives a Fiat 500, Citroen DS3, Jeep Renegade, Audi A3/TT GOLF Many others but that gives you an idea!

Hateful, white-goods things driven badly by idiots/narcissists . YUCK, YUCK!!

Edited by oceanview on Sunday 5th March 19:20
Out of interest what do you drive?

Cold

15,267 posts

92 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Speed addicted said:
oceanview said:
Anyone who drives a Fiat 500, Citroen DS3, Jeep Renegade, Audi A3/TT GOLF Many others but that gives you an idea!

Hateful, white-goods things driven badly by idiots/narcissists . YUCK, YUCK!!
Out of interest what do you drive?
Not convinced I'd call many of those white goods. confused
They mostly seem to require a specific choice to be made, often based around emotional or aesthetic reasoning requiring a compromise or two and leaving white-goods-esq mundane functionality low down on the list.

Jonno02

2,248 posts

111 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Speed addicted said:
Out of interest what do you drive?
He's on PH, an MX5 of course.

Blanchimont

4,077 posts

124 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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People who slate certain brands of car because it's not German.

Had someone proudly tell me they owned an M3 (it's a 318D) and that my car was crap "because it's a Renault, and French". They didn't like me telling them, that fuel economy aside, my car was objectively, better. He also called me a prick when I told him that it wasn't an M3, it was probably a 320D or something, judging by the face he was putting diesel in it, It just had a wk M badge on it.

He then proceeded to tailgate me through a 30, which only compounded the stereotype.

Knob.

Bluedot

3,604 posts

109 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Blanchimont said:
People who slate certain brands of car because it's not German.

Had someone proudly tell me they owned an M3 (it's a 318D) and that my car was crap "because it's a Renault, and French". They didn't like me telling them, that fuel economy aside, my car was objectively, better. He also called me a prick when I told him that it wasn't an M3, it was probably a 320D or something, judging by the face he was putting diesel in it, It just had a wk M badge on it.

He then proceeded to tailgate me through a 30, which only compounded the stereotype.

Knob.
How did this come about ? Were you both at a garage and he started on at you about his car ?!

anonymous-user

56 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Bluedot said:
Blanchimont said:
People who slate certain brands of car because it's not German.

Had someone proudly tell me they owned an M3 (it's a 318D) and that my car was crap "because it's a Renault, and French". They didn't like me telling them, that fuel economy aside, my car was objectively, better. He also called me a prick when I told him that it wasn't an M3, it was probably a 320D or something, judging by the face he was putting diesel in it, It just had a wk M badge on it.

He then proceeded to tailgate me through a 30, which only compounded the stereotype.

Knob.
How did this come about ? Were you both at a garage and he started on at you about his car ?!
I was wondering this myself. At first I thought it was an acquaintance until I got to the tailgating bit.

It appears to be an awfully childish incident from both sides - 'my dad's got a better car than yours' sort of sketch.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Jonno02 said:
If you think brake lights are dazzling, then you must have extremely sensitive eyes. I've had my eyes lasered, so lights at night are amplified for me and I still have no problem whatsoever with the car infront having their brake lights on.



That's one thing I've never understood on PH, is the brake lights hatred. Maybe I'm just the knob.
You are not the knob, and it is a not hatred.

However, this situation, which involves sitting behind rear lights combined with 'high beam' brake lights, is one which is getting up steam as a 'please do not do this' scenario.

There have been articles and letters in newspapers and magazines regarding this problem. And it is a problem. To sit in/behind a queue chock full of cars all with the full monty's worth of bulb power is, as I put it, to be retinised.

A new word for a relatively new motoring problem

Blanchimont

4,077 posts

124 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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bmw535i said:
Bluedot said:
Blanchimont said:
People who slate certain brands of car because it's not German.

Had someone proudly tell me they owned an M3 (it's a 318D) and that my car was crap "because it's a Renault, and French". They didn't like me telling them, that fuel economy aside, my car was objectively, better. He also called me a prick when I told him that it wasn't an M3, it was probably a 320D or something, judging by the face he was putting diesel in it, It just had a wk M badge on it.

He then proceeded to tailgate me through a 30, which only compounded the stereotype.

Knob.
How did this come about ? Were you both at a garage and he started on at you about his car ?!
I was wondering this myself. At first I thought it was an acquaintance until I got to the tailgating bit.

It appears to be an awfully childish incident from both sides - 'my dad's got a better car than yours' sort of sketch.
I was filling up in the petrol station, never met the bloke. I smiled at him as he looked at me and the car, and he started by asking "Had it long?" and it went from there.

Trabi601

4,865 posts

97 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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zedx19 said:
Also for hill starts, loads of cars have Hill Assist. I stop on a hill and when I take my foot off the brake the car stays still waiting for me to drive off. There's absolutely no need for the handbrake to be applied.
If I use auto hold in the BMW, it illuminates the brake lights anyway.

AlexRS2782

8,070 posts

215 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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I've posted this on the Window Stickers thread but thought it was also appropriate for this thread.

Spotted at The Meadows, Sandhurst, lunchtime today a blacked out (including alloys & illegally tinted windows) Khan bodystyled Range Rover Sport in the Pick Up / Drop Off bay. Apart from the tasteless Khan bodywork hehe the main reason I thought knob was due to the various stickers on the rear screen and the novel alternative approach to a Baby On Board sign.

Instead of "Baby On Board" the sign read "Lil N****Z On Board". In addition to this the rear screen also featured stickers reading "Black Lives / Rights Matter", "F*k Da Police" and "F*k Da N***a Hataz" eek

No pics i'm afraid. I was going to attempt to do so but the late 20's occupant, who was styled like a wannabe gangsta rapper, clambered out of the car.

Also, on a lighter note:

People that come to a complete halt once they get off an escalator and stand there waiting to decide what to do / where to go next banghead Even more so when they get upset after they get politely pushed forward by the people directly behind them on the escalator.

spookly

4,033 posts

97 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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Blanchimont said:
bmw535i said:
Bluedot said:
Blanchimont said:
People who slate certain brands of car because it's not German.

Had someone proudly tell me they owned an M3 (it's a 318D) and that my car was crap "because it's a Renault, and French". They didn't like me telling them, that fuel economy aside, my car was objectively, better. He also called me a prick when I told him that it wasn't an M3, it was probably a 320D or something, judging by the face he was putting diesel in it, It just had a wk M badge on it.

He then proceeded to tailgate me through a 30, which only compounded the stereotype.

Knob.
How did this come about ? Were you both at a garage and he started on at you about his car ?!
I was wondering this myself. At first I thought it was an acquaintance until I got to the tailgating bit.

It appears to be an awfully childish incident from both sides - 'my dad's got a better car than yours' sort of sketch.
I was filling up in the petrol station, never met the bloke. I smiled at him as he looked at me and the car, and he started by asking "Had it long?" and it went from there.
Only car I've been particularly bothered by the brake lights at night was a Nissan Qashqai. Why they needed to fit brake lights as bright as the sun at eye level I have no idea.

problemchild1976

1,376 posts

151 months

Monday 6th March 2017
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if you only use the footbrake and you get rear ended at the junction, its likely that your foot will come off the brake and you will roll into the path of the lorry driving through the junction on green and be totalled

its actually easier to put the handbrake on than rest your foot on the brake and then swiftly try and catch the biting point and then pull away

its not difficult but its not easiest

JJ

Hol

8,419 posts

202 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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AlexRS2782 said:
I've posted this on the Window Stickers thread but thought it was also appropriate for this thread.

Spotted at The Meadows, Sandhurst, lunchtime today a blacked out (including alloys & illegally tinted windows) Khan bodystyled Range Rover Sport in the Pick Up / Drop Off bay. Apart from the tasteless Khan bodywork hehe the main reason I thought knob was due to the various stickers on the rear screen and the novel alternative approach to a Baby On Board sign.

Instead of "Baby On Board" the sign read "Lil N****Z On Board". In addition to this the rear screen also featured stickers reading "Black Lives / Rights Matter", "F*k Da Police" and "F*k Da N***a Hataz" eek

No pics i'm afraid. I was going to attempt to do so but the late 20's occupant, who was styled like a wannabe gangsta rapper, clambered out of the car.

Also, on a lighter note:

People that come to a complete halt once they get off an escalator and stand there waiting to decide what to do / where to go next banghead Even more so when they get upset after they get politely pushed forward by the people directly behind them on the escalator.
I'm sure the owner of the tt wagon runs his cul de sac with abandon.

Why, only last month he parked outside his neighbours house, while they were at Bingo.




Edited by Hol on Tuesday 7th March 08:13

Biker's Nemesis

38,852 posts

210 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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That horrible little widget in a wheelchair in the malteser advert.
She's a knob

A500leroy

5,175 posts

120 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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Riding a motorcycle within a two second gap of a lorry on a winding and hill road only to be overtaken mid corner ( blind corner) by an astra who proceeded to stay within the gap he'd made for two miles without also overtaking the lorry then the cock who decided to do exactly the same thing in an Audi, how they didn't cause a head on collision by doing this mid corner or take me clean out when both me and the lorry driver were at the speed limit is a mystery

romeogolf

2,056 posts

121 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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This.

Jim AK

4,029 posts

126 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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romeogolf said:
This.
On so many levels!

iSore

4,011 posts

146 months

Tuesday 7th March 2017
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Biker's Nemesis said:
That horrible little widget in a wheelchair in the malteser advert.
She's a knob
Agreed, a supremely irritating advert.
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