The BAD PARKING thread

[lyonspride]

CoolHands said:

Driver comes back and wonders why the drivers side of her car has a huge dent and bits of silver paint....

Never park next to a forward parker.... But im saying that and look at the rest of em!

[CoolHands]

lyonspride said:

.... But im saying that and look at the rest of em!

yeah but, they are disabled

[char5]

Liquid Knight said:

char5 said:

Papa Hotel said:

char5 said:

I know, I can't imagine anyone being that pathetic and sad to park close to someone who has parked badly. Anyone who does that is clearly a . I'm sure you are with me on that one Liquid Knight.

Liquid Knight? No clever riposte?

What do you do for a living anyway? You're not a cop yet you've previously boasted of showing off a police ID card (not a warrant card though...) and you seem to have a grasp of some policey things but are just a little off the mark on some. Vigilante Superhero?

Maybe he has found himself a gf, or a life?

Sorry I have not responded to your foul language and petty insults. I'm not sinking to your level.


Edited to add.....

I do however like the way you are defending my consept of the "Jeremy Kyle Show" generation by resorting to that kind of behaviour and proving my point.

Edited by Liquid Knight on Wednesday 27th July 09:43

Nope I was wrong he still hasn't sorted himself out yet.

[Gwagon111]

I deduce that liquid knight is quite obviously batman, or possibly spiderman.

[MadmanO/T People]

Spotted this badly modified Civic spanning three parking spaces.


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[Colonial]

Liquid Knight said:

No it doesn't, the accosiation of the badge with the suggested destination is thin at best. It was deliberately designed to politely yet firmly inform the driver of the Escort that I was not interested in illegal street racing.

I'm not Military Police and certainly not a traffic warden.

I work with the S.I.A and a government agency. Can't really go into more detail than that.

I have helped put illegal clampers behind bars as part of my job and pointed colleagues in the direction of others thanks to threads on this forum.

VAT inspector?

[the_kato]

He is a PCSO and I claim my £10!

[TVRWannabee]

MadmanO/T People said:

Spotted this badly modified Civic spanning three parking spaces.


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That's okay - it is clearly three different cars!

[stevieb]

Parked up in the local supermarket car park, taking up 4 places!

Edited by stevieb on Thursday 28th July 13:23

Edited by stevieb on Thursday 28th July 13:23

[matchmaker]

TVRWannabee said:

MadmanO/T People said:

Spotted this badly modified Civic spanning three parking spaces.


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That's okay - it is clearly three different cars!

All of them ste...............

[lyonspride]

stevieb said:

Parked up in the local supermarket car park, taking up 4 places!

Am I right in saying that's been lowered and given powdercoated alloys?
Or do I need to get my eye's tested?

[stevieb]

lyonspride said:

Am I right in saying that's been lowered and given powdercoated alloys?
Or do I need to get my eye's tested?

Yep lowered and black alloys

[CoolHands]

another end-isle one, which are the easiest to park in. Initially there was another car parked normally in the next space, so it wasn't their fault.

It was in a LIDL car park though, so you have to allow some mongtardness

[Liquid Knight]

the_kato said:

He is a PCSO and I claim my £10!

I've already said I'm not a traffic warden.

[thatone1967]

[tercelgold]

williamp said:

Saw this today in Sainsburys.



The Mini has missed the pakring space, gone past the space (marked by bollards) and onto the pavement part of the car park. Must have bad brakes, these Mini's...

A Mini just looks adorable parked badly.

[ADEuk]

Liquid Knight said:

the_kato said:

He is a PCSO and I claim my £10!

I've already said I'm not a traffic warden.

[marshalla]

Liquid Knight said:

I've already said I'm not a traffic warden.

Traffic Warden != PCSO != Parking Attendant.


So, LK, you really haven't denied being a PCSO have you ?

[benji14292]

The car park at the back of the garage i work at. i don't understand why the guy didnt take any notice of how every other car is parked

[VeeFour]

Gwagon111 said:

I deduce that liquid knight is quite obviously batman, or possibly spiderman.

I reckon this is closer to the mark: