Stupid things non petrolheads say....
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AngryPartsBloke said:
hotchy said:
PAUL RUN said:
my mums always a good one for "non petrolhead sayings"
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"saw a lovely car the other day you'd like"
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"oh yes what was it..."
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"A BLUE ONE"
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Yea i get that alot. .
"saw a lovely car the other day you'd like"
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"oh yes what was it..."
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"A BLUE ONE"
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So n So has a lovely new car
What kind?
A sporty red one...
which then turns out to be a standard clio etc lol
I was wrong.
If anything it happens more often now.
"What engine have you got sir?"
"Oh it's the Blue one"
All of our engines are painted blue....
I asked "Which car would you like to take?"
She replied "The blue one!"
"So which of my two blue cars would that be?"
I had a blue Discovery and a blue Rover 75.
Many years ago at work one of the girls had run out of petrol and was late coming into work.
As she relayed the story the part that will always stick with me is....
'I bought one of those cans for petrol and i only filled it up to just under half way as it was 5 litres and my engine is only a 1.6..............
I was the only one in the office that burst into laughter..........
As she relayed the story the part that will always stick with me is....
'I bought one of those cans for petrol and i only filled it up to just under half way as it was 5 litres and my engine is only a 1.6..............
I was the only one in the office that burst into laughter..........
shoestring7 said:
Facebook Updates from a (female) friend yesterday:
8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
I hope you posted a suitable reply.8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
VladD said:
shoestring7 said:
Facebook Updates from a (female) friend yesterday:
8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
I hope you posted a suitable reply.8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
SS7
shoestring7 said:
VladD said:
shoestring7 said:
Facebook Updates from a (female) friend yesterday:
8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
I hope you posted a suitable reply.8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
SS7
VladD said:
shoestring7 said:
VladD said:
shoestring7 said:
Facebook Updates from a (female) friend yesterday:
8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
I hope you posted a suitable reply.8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
SS7
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busta said:
If she didn't know where to find the jack, where on earth did she think she was going to get the spare wheel from?
AA man...snoopy25 said:
Many years ago at work one of the girls had run out of petrol and was late coming into work.
As she relayed the story the part that will always stick with me is....
'I bought one of those cans for petrol and i only filled it up to just under half way as it was 5 litres and my engine is only a 1.6..............
I was the only one in the office that burst into laughter..........
As she relayed the story the part that will always stick with me is....
'I bought one of those cans for petrol and i only filled it up to just under half way as it was 5 litres and my engine is only a 1.6..............
I was the only one in the office that burst into laughter..........
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Seriously, surely they must have looked at the litres when they fill up and see that it is over 1.6 litres?
Its surprising how many people don't know the basics. And even more surprising the people that haven't f
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My friend once referred to people at a round about 'cutting him up', the people were coming from his right, he must have forgotten that little rule...
He was a truly terrible driver, 45 f
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shoestring7 said:
Facebook Updates from a (female) friend yesterday:
8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
You think that's stupid? Gene Hackman didn't even know what the rocker panels were in 'The French Connection'. What a maroon!8.52am Damn. Got a puncture and there's no jack in the car. Stupid Audi
11.17am AA man found it. While he was loosening the wheel nuts, I discovered a hidden compartment in the boot. Containing the jack.
SS7
Spookily, speaking of which:
iva cosworth said:
But that is also in a secret compartment called a glovebox....![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
As in Police Squad's parody of the French Connection scene.![biggrin](/inc/images/biggrin.gif)
blueg33 said:
I have just had the annual
"Ooh your are off to LeMans next week, do you think you will win this year?"
Why do people think that everyone that goes to Lemans is competing in the race!
That's nothing, I've frequently returned from trackdays and got people asking if I'd won ..."Ooh your are off to LeMans next week, do you think you will win this year?"
Why do people think that everyone that goes to Lemans is competing in the race!
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