SUV Hatred

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Julian Scott

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Wednesday 19th October 2022
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otolith said:
nickfrog said:
Personally I find it quite easy to choose a car despite the marketing around it. Not that the marketing around it necessarily means that the product doesn't also fit the bill brilliantly for the school run. As for other people's motivations for choosing a car, I will freely admit I am not too fussed. I can't see myself getting worked up about the motivation for someone buying say a focused sports car and never do a track day with it and therefore never ever get anywhere near the limits of lat grip or traction. Perhaps they're just victims of marketing after all, but that won't mean I dislike their choice of car.
You are obviously immune to marketing, but the difference in perception of sprog vans and pseudo-off road vehicles doesn't come from nowhere.
I got talking to a guy at the gym this morning who was looking at swapping his ageing S-Max (which replaced a Grand Voyager) for a Discovery.

He agreed with the above comments that few things were a better family wagon that an MPV (and he has three under 12s), but that as this was his only car, he was left driving a 'van' by himself for 90% of the time, and the Discovery was a far nicer place to sit - the main difference being headroom - the MPVs had huge headroom (even the lowered S-Max, tried for the same reason), headroom is great when transporting restless little ones, but makes for a van like driving experience without the team. The Disco is a lot more car like but still has the practicality.

Julian Scott

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Rob 131 Sport said:
Julian Scott said:
otolith said:
nickfrog said:
Personally I find it quite easy to choose a car despite the marketing around it. Not that the marketing around it necessarily means that the product doesn't also fit the bill brilliantly for the school run. As for other people's motivations for choosing a car, I will freely admit I am not too fussed. I can't see myself getting worked up about the motivation for someone buying say a focused sports car and never do a track day with it and therefore never ever get anywhere near the limits of lat grip or traction. Perhaps they're just victims of marketing after all, but that won't mean I dislike their choice of car.
You are obviously immune to marketing, but the difference in perception of sprog vans and pseudo-off road vehicles doesn't come from nowhere.
I got talking to a guy at the gym this morning who was looking at swapping his ageing S-Max (which replaced a Grand Voyager) for a Discovery.

He agreed with the above comments that few things were a better family wagon that an MPV (and he has three under 12s), but that as this was his only car, he was left driving a 'van' by himself for 90% of the time, and the Discovery was a far nicer place to sit - the main difference being headroom - the MPVs had huge headroom (even the lowered S-Max, tried for the same reason), headroom is great when transporting restless little ones, but makes for a van like driving experience without the team. The Disco is a lot more car like but still has the practicality.
Has he not seen the Audi A6 Avant, BMW 5 Series Touring or Mercedes’ E Class Estate.
Plenty around, so probably? Are they 7-seaters?

Julian Scott

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otolith said:
Yep. I mean I really, really don't want a Discovery, but if it were a choice of that or an S-Max, bring me the tractor. I couldn't take the joyless utilitarianism of the van. I accept that this is not a rational choice, though.
I've got a few friends with the new Discovery, I'd have one over a RRS. The P360 is lovely for what it is.

Julian Scott

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otolith said:
Julian Scott said:
Plenty around, so probably? Are they 7-seaters?
E class is available as a 7 seater, but you lose the boot if you pull the seats up.

Rear facing, boot access though.

Julian Scott

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Wednesday 19th October 2022
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otolith said:
I think an MPV would give me Angry Dad syndrome, like having a message flash up on the dash every day saying "CAUTION - VASECTOMY MISSED"
The irony to this is that, the luxury vehicle of choice for the use rich/celeb/etc has gone from Chauffeur-driven Limo, to Chauffeur-driven large SUV to, now, a Chauffeur-driven luxury Mercedes V-Class/Vito 'MPV'.

Julian Scott

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Thursday 20th October 2022
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Cold said:
Square Leg said:
Yahonza said:
I like the new Defender - is that an SUV?
Could definitely see myself posing in that.
It’s just a UV.
Not much sporty about them….
It's a 4X4. Land Rover were clear at launch that it's not an SUV.
In that case does it make it less appropriate? as more people will use it to aid sporting activities than will take it properly off road? wink

Julian Scott

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Thursday 20th October 2022
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Who_Goes_Blue said:
Its funny how defensive SUV owners/drivers get over the choice of their vehicle. Insecurity much. Guess that's why they drive an SUV in the first place
If you read, it's typically those who don't like SUVs that get heated & defensive, trying to scientifically prove that SUVs owners are wrong and that their dislike is based on irrefutable factual evidence wink

Julian Scott

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Thursday 20th October 2022
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mat205125 said:
Julian Scott said:
Cold said:
Square Leg said:
Yahonza said:
I like the new Defender - is that an SUV?
Could definitely see myself posing in that.
It’s just a UV.
Not much sporty about them….
It's a 4X4. Land Rover were clear at launch that it's not an SUV.
In that case does it make it less appropriate? as more people will use it to aid sporting activities than will take it properly off road? wink
New Defender is an SUV

Old Defender is farm/military equipment that people enjoy appropriating for SD&P usage too ..... Nothing wrong with that.

Kinda gets a bit silly when someone is running a Hummer on 24" rims as their inner city daily driver ......... which is what SUV haters see when they spot an X5 or Discovery in Asda, I guess???
JLR purists are spinning in their muddy graves

Julian Scott

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Friday 21st October 2022
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Baldchap said:
SitCet said:
I tempted to start using "where do you stand on the SUV debate?" as interview question.
Is there a debate? They're the new MPV. wink
Perhaps 20yrs ago when they started taking market share, now they are pretty much market leaders. So, not really MPV-like.

Julian Scott

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Friday 21st October 2022
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Jaguar steve said:
They certainly seem to be going that way, and it's very much to be regretted that the simple and minimally equipped van with seats and windows concept has been bought low and turned into a fashionable lifestyle accessory.
What is the minimally equipped van?

Julian Scott

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Friday 21st October 2022
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Strangely Brown said:
Harrison Bergeron said:
J4CKO said:
Because nobody really desires a van with windows, the Espace was the first modern MPV and it was properly cool and desirable for a short time, what a fantastic idea, and all the others cottoned on and brought out their own versions and pretty soon they had zero cool factor.

If you are spending 20, 30, 50 80 grand, you want to want something, and though we had a Galaxy, which we paid a lot of money for, it was a need rather than a want. I knew it was the most practical, cost effective option for us at that time, looked at an XC90 but it was nearly ten grand more.

People will stretch a bit from what they need, to what they want, and their wants arent any less valid than our own as middle aged car enthusiasts, you can only go on the knowledge, needs, motivations and budget you have come purchasing time.

Like you, I like a Jag saloon, but can see why a 30 year old woman might not want an XJ or XF, stuffy old mans car, not on the radar. We know it will be lovely, but a Audi Q3 would do pretty much the same job, or an Evoque and it would be more desirable to her, and thats all that matters.

I do think there is a temptation to overbuy, i.e. get something unnecessarily large, but have done that myself on occasion, and I find myself looking at ten year old Jag XJ's which take up more floor space than most SUVs.

Its easy to despise SUVs but I think if you actually own one they make a lot of sense, and are enjoyable, just in different ways to a saloon, hatch or sports car.
There’s no point spending a load of money on something if people don’t know you’ve spent a load of money on it. See handbags
What if you've spent a load of money on something because it's good and you don't really give a toss what other people think?
Take your common sense out of this and conform to the ignorant masses and PH Uber-Gods; SUVs are just handbags for men, repeat "SUVs are just handbags for men" (then click your heels together and salute) wink

Julian Scott

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Friday 21st October 2022
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Deranged Rover said:
GT9 said:
You need to help me out here, you have an SUV listed in your garage, yet you seem to be saying that other people let the side down if they buy one, particularly if they are a woman.
Firstly, no I don't - I have a Range Rover which, as I've previously explained, I do not consider to be an SUV.

Secondly, my comment was in response to the suggestion that women buy SUVs because they have the 'right' style. I was merely highlighting that, in terms of the women I know, this is mostly not the case. The one who does have an SUV bought it for practical reasons, although it's plainly obvious she should have bought a Series 3 Land Rover 109" instead, which I've told her. Her justification for not doing this was feeble, frankly - something to do with speed, comfort, noise, age, ugliness, price, fuel economy, reliability or somesuch.
How dare she buy the car she wanted, rather than the car you told her to buy.

I trust you slapped her most vigorously to ensure she will tow the line in future. Women <tut> who do they think they are these days? They'll be wanting the vote next.

Julian Scott

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Monday 24th October 2022
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Deranged Rover said:
Julian Scott said:
How dare she buy the car she wanted, rather than the car you told her to buy.

I trust you slapped her most vigorously to ensure she will tow the line in future. Women <tut> who do they think they are these days? They'll be wanting the vote next.
Of course not. What sort of Neanderthal do you think I am? I consider myself a gentleman so I wrote her a strongly -worded letter expressing my displeasure.

And, ironically, as I mentioned earlier, she didn’t really want it. It was her other half, who doesn’t drive but who pays the bills, who decided what ‘they’ should have…
You story appears to have pivoted.

Either way, I hope she took the strongly-worded letter and shoved it up your tweed covered arse, preferably using a red hot poker ;-)

Julian Scott

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Monday 24th October 2022
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Strangely Brown said:
Julian Scott said:
Strangely Brown said:
Harrison Bergeron said:
There’s no point spending a load of money on something if people don’t know you’ve spent a load of money on it. See handbags
What if you've spent a load of money on something because it's good and you don't really give a toss what other people think?
Take your common sense out of this and conform to the ignorant masses and PH Uber-Gods; SUVs are just handbags for men, repeat "SUVs are just handbags for men" (then click your heels together and salute) wink
Sorry, Sir. <tug forelock><cowtow> I'll get back in my box now. boxedin
laugh

Julian Scott

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Monday 24th October 2022
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AmyRichardson said:
Jaguar steve said:
They certainly seem to be going that way, and it's very much to be regretted that the simple and minimally equipped van with seats and windows concept has been bought low and turned into a fashionable lifestyle accessory.
It was always going to happen, I've seen a couple of US-written articles alluding to the same.

Basically you're 40+ if you remember being a "victim" of the 80s/90s MPV/minivan high, so (increasingly) it's not our "angry Dad" prejudices that drive the market.

On the flipside those now entering the market were kids in an an era when SUVs were ubiquitous wagons for tedious Dads and embarrassing Mums....
Both my kids encouraged my purchase of an SUV, my daughter (14) in particular refused to look at any car on days trawling round dealerships unless it was an SUV.

Julian Scott

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Monday 24th October 2022
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McAndy said:
Julian Scott said:
Both my kids encouraged my purchase of an SUV, my daughter (14) in particular refused to look at any car on days trawling round dealerships unless it was an SUV.
Al three of the members of my immediate family have stated a preference for increased ride height when in a vehicle. My daughter refers to a reduction in travel sickness symptoms having ridden in friends'.
They're clearly just suckers to marketing. Everyone knows an estate car, or 1000kg stripped out saloon is the sensible option wink

Julian Scott

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Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Rob 131 Sport said:
However each to his own when it comes to what they drive, as long as it’s piloted with courtesy, which with the ‘Get out of my way Brigade’ in their huge intimidating 4x4’s and ‘Angry Dad’s’ is unfortunately not always the case.

Edited by Rob 131 Sport on Tuesday 25th October 08:36
Are the ‘Get out of my way Brigade’ and the 'Angry Dads' less of a problem when they are in their 'large powerful German saloons' or their 'noisy popping and farting turbo hot hatches' or their 'faster-than-anything-on-the-road Diesel estate cars'?

Julian Scott

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Tuesday 25th October 2022
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5s Alive said:
Julian Scott said:
Are the ‘Get out of my way Brigade’ and the 'Angry Dads' less of a problem when they are in their 'large powerful German saloons' or their 'noisy popping and farting turbo hot hatches' or their 'faster-than-anything-on-the-road Diesel estate cars'?
That's quite an extensive personal bias framework! smile
It's contagious wink

Julian Scott

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Tuesday 25th October 2022
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Strangely Brown said:
RichardHMorris said:
I said:
Maybe when I can kid myself they look better and/or I can't bend down, I'll get one, but I'd probably go for a 4x4 instead.
I know BMW X-Drive, XR4x4, Panda 4x4, etc all fall into the latter category but are they a "4x4" in the colloquial slag sense?

From the qualification on your getting one it sounds like you'd go with an SUV. confused

So what's an SUV and what's a 4x4?

RichardHMorris said:
However...

I really do like the look of the Cupra Formentor smile
Can't help feeling that sounds like some kind of unknown X-Men character.
And SUV is usually a 4x4. A 4x4 is, in reality, an SUV.

4x4 - 4 Wheels, all 4 driven
SUV - Sports Utility Vehicle

Julian Scott

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Tuesday 25th October 2022
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WonkeyDonkey said:
Hol said:
Mrs Hol has recently changed from a Mk3 TTS to a newer Q3 (her choice, not mine).

She mentioned that she noticed that cars now tried consistently to pull into the usually nonexistent road space in front of her at slip roads, rather than the much bigger road space behind her, that they typically did when she had the TT.


I borrowed her car this last weekend and I noticed an increase in the number of cars that cut me up for no appreciable gain, other than having a Q3 behind them, and not in front.
I don’t know if that is hatred, or fear that an SUV might hold them up on the next stretch of road.
It's because the majority of Q3's are driven by people who slam on the brakes for a 1° bend on the road.
Confirmation bias alive and well wink