RE: BMW 3 Series GT breaks cover...

RE: BMW 3 Series GT breaks cover...

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Talented009

68 posts

137 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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I have rarely actually seen a 5 series gt.
I have seen the a5 shooting brake a few times but it is to be excepted with these niche cars

Zod

35,295 posts

260 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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Talented009 said:
I have rarely actually seen a 5 series gt.
I have seen the a5 shooting brake a few times but it is to be excepted with these niche cars
There are loads of 5 Series GTs around London. They all seemed to appear at the same time (they were not Olympic cars), so I suspect there was a big discount deal at some point.

I sort of get the 5 Series GT, although it is pig ugly, but I really don't understand the 3 Series GT. Who is going to buy this? Surely any potential buyer will buy a Touring, X1 or X3?

onesickpuppy

2,648 posts

159 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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northwest monkey said:
Mermaid said:
Triumph Man said:
So hang on - it's a 3 series, based on a 7 series?!

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5 series.

5GT is based on the 7 series.
Let me get this right just so I'm sure..

The 3-series GT is based on the 5-series platform & the 5-series GT is based on the 7-series platform?

I used to really like the way you knew exactly what was what regarding BMW - it all seems very confusing now & they do seem to make a lot of cars which are solving a problem nobody has ever had!

Seems like madness to me but the thing is when Audi & Mercedes are also at it then it will be a very brave manufacturer that says enough is enough. There will be enough people queueing up to buy this car I suppose it doesn't matter what anyone here says. Didn't Sniff Petrol have a spoof advert some years ago of a wheelbarrow filled with st but having a BMW badge on the front? Seems to be coming true!
It is based on the 3 Touring chassis.

http://www.autocar.co.uk/car-news/geneva-motor-sho...

CypherP

4,387 posts

194 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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Dear BMW,

Please. Just stop it now.

Kind regards,

CypherP

richard300

1,085 posts

211 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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leerdam23 said:
BMW need to look up 'GT'. I thought GT was Gran Tourer, usually reserved for the likes of the Ferrari Daytona or DB9...

Not just adding a hatchback to the range and then mis-labeling it with the badge of a smaller model.
Weird and it does nothing for their already questionable range.
maybe it stands for 'GroB Taschen' - after the 'large bags' they expect to be placed in the boot.?

daytonarhymes

781 posts

206 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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Do not understand. the 5 GT, as far as I know has been a flop. Probably chiefly to do with it's looks. so they go and stick the same back end on this ??

mr2j

516 posts

160 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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blartbox

48 posts

146 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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There's a lime green metallic Daihatsu Sirion round here that looks marginally worse. Munter...

RVVUNM

1,913 posts

211 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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CypherP said:
Dear BMW,

Please. Just stop it now.

Kind regards,

CypherP
They wont stop until they cover all possible combinations with ugly car-buncals, but hey, somehow they sell them.

Mermaid

21,492 posts

173 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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daytonarhymes said:
Do not understand. the 5 GT, as far as I know has been a flop. Probably chiefly to do with it's looks. so they go and stick the same back end on this ??
Probably for their expanding markets in the East - size matters more to them than anything else, as I understand it.

900T-R

20,404 posts

259 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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It does look a fair bit better than the 5-series GT to these eyes.


OK, just about anything does, but still I'm unsure why this particular one seems to attract so much hatred (starting with the PH editorial office). Unlike the bloated 5GT, this looks pretty much like a 'regular' fastback variant of any car from this segment. Execution not exactly pretty - but really, comppared to the X1, 5GT, X6 or how the small people mover FWD 1-series is likely to pan out, is it that vile? confused

JohnGoodridge

529 posts

197 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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The face only a (chinese) mother could love.

Looks like a low-ridin' X6 to me, and no that's not a good thing.

trashbat

6,006 posts

155 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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P2BS said:
I don't see the niche at all, which possibly means they're aiming it at a non-European market - like the victorians maybe?
The famous Asian-American people, the Victorians?

onesickpuppy

2,648 posts

159 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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daytonarhymes said:
Do not understand. the 5 GT, as far as I know has been a flop. Probably chiefly to do with it's looks. so they go and stick the same back end on this ??
Have they been a flop (genuine question)? If they had been, I'd be expecting to see plenty on offer for £399 or £499/month Contract Hire, but they are double that.

Lowtimer

4,293 posts

170 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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Yep. The secret to understanding this commercially is that it seems the Chinese will buy any long-wheelbase version of a mid-sized German car. No-one seems to know why, but that's what they do apparently. And since China is now the number one growth market for every global car maker, that's why we're seeing this sort of abomination become a priority.

rallycross

12,863 posts

239 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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BMW have really lost the plot on new car design ie they are getting uglier by the year, something has gone badly wrong.

The new style nose is especially ugly.

And the rears are wrong, I saw a new white BMW (1 or 3 series) on the road the other day with two huge black swages up into the white of the rear bumper, it looked ridiculous.

But people are buying them anyway!


mat205125

17,790 posts

215 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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Is is the fault of modern platform sharing, and highly flexible automated assembly processes, that leads us to an unnecessarily bewildering number of models within a manufacturer's range?

Can we blame emissions and crash regulations for the vast majority of these models being completely indistiguishable from competitors brands offerings, aside from the typically brash corporate faces? I'm gussing that the lack of any brand identity in a model's shape is why the designers are overcompensating with big lenses, chrome, grilles and badging.

JohnGoodridge

529 posts

197 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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900T-R said:
but really, comppared to the X1, 5GT, X6 or how the small people mover FWD 1-series is likely to pan out, is it that vile? confused
yes

AlfaKev

10 posts

146 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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SsangYong Rodius.

That is all.

danielj58

123 posts

176 months

Thursday 7th February 2013
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BMWs model range and higher management needs to be purged.

whythem said:
The first thing that popped into my mind was "Godzilla'a Placenta" An image that has me very, very upset now!
Thank you kind sir, you made me laugh in a moment of absolute despair.