Things you should never say in a car ?

[Vince70]

That smoke out of the back is only the valve stem oil seals

[GVK]

Approaching sharp bend/roundabout passenger tries pressing his/her feet through the bulkhead.

Me - "I'm sorry your brakes don't work"!

[Liokault]

"I'v only had one pint, bit I feel invincible"

[leafspring]

GVK said:

Approaching sharp bend/roundabout passenger tries pressing his/her feet through the bulkhead.

Me - "I'm sorry your brakes don't work"!

OT I bought the Fiesta I passed my test in off my instructor (2 years after I passed) with the dual controls still in it... I removed the 2nd pedals after my sister in the passenger seat nearly sent us through a hedge

[TheEnd]

"As long as I drive it gently, it shouldn't overheat"

[stevesingo]

"I bet you can't...."

[Escort3500]

"Oh, you mean it's got four OTHER gears?"

[Justin Case]

Is this door handle supposed to come off?

[New POD]

Go faster, you'll fail your test for not keeping up with the traffic.

Stop braking and steer.

[meggysaurus]

Did my handbrake turns and powersliding get you wet

[carlpea]

WATCH THIS!!

[007 VXR]

carlpea said:

WATCH THIS!!

See 1st post..

[The Moose]

meggysaurus said:

Did my handbrake turns and powersliding get you wet frothing at the gash?

EFA

[Bear Phils]

I knew I should have changed that radiator yesterday...

[alex020869]

Babe, you're sitting in the seat i did your sister in......

[007 VXR]

alex020869 said:

Babe, you're sitting in the seat i did your sister in, and its still wet......

EFA

[alex020869]

007 VXR said:

alex020869 said:

Babe, you're sitting in the seat i did your sister in, and its still wet......

EFA

[cindychops]

"WHATS THAT SWITCH OVER THERE DO?" sung in an alexi sayle stylee.....

[GetCarter]

FIRE!

Happened to a mate as the passenger pointed into the footwell.

(Car was a write off)

[beko1987]

I have to say this one a fair bit at the moment...

'I can't rev much, all the water will piss out of the engine'

Pass the spliff possibly be said whilst in a car either