Worst car to be behind on your favorite road

Worst car to be behind on your favorite road

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Crippo

1,202 posts

222 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Motor bikes are rubbish to get stuck behind as they tend to kick up a lot of stones and dust since they track in the middle of the lane that is dirtier than the cars twin tracks. When getting ready to overtake them the front of my car takes a beating, also bikes, often, then want to race you or think you're racing them, which I never am.

Fastdruid

8,700 posts

154 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Crippo said:
Motor bikes are rubbish to get stuck behind as they tend to kick up a lot of stones and dust since they track in the middle of the lane that is dirtier than the cars twin tracks. When getting ready to overtake them the front of my car takes a beating, also bikes, often, then want to race you or think you're racing them, which I never am.
Bikes are rubbish if you're stuck behind them because invariably they are significantly faster accelerating and can overtake back far easier. It's rare that you do get stuck behind one but infuriating when you do.


Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

109 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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One that wants to go quicker than me. But can't.

AH33

2,066 posts

137 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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I just try and get a look at the driver. If they have grey hair or a "mum hairdo" you probably want to overtake asap.

With Mr 330d who tries to block your overtake, just start drifting back into his lane while he's blocking. I imagine most people move at this point, double points if you already have dents.

Weso

456 posts

206 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Fastdruid said:
Bikes are rubbish if you're stuck behind them because invariably they are significantly faster accelerating and can overtake back far easier. It's rare that you do get stuck behind one but infuriating when you do.
All cars.
But then I've got a sportsbike.
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funkyrobot

18,789 posts

230 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Trophy Husband said:
One that wants to go quicker than me. But can't.
Can you fit your balls in your pants?

smile

Trophy Husband

3,924 posts

109 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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funkyrobot said:
Trophy Husband said:
One that wants to go quicker than me. But can't.
Can you fit your balls in your pants?

smile
You know what I mean. We've all met them.

MKnight702

3,115 posts

216 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Honda Jazz seems to crop up a lot in these threads and I've been giving it some thought as to why.

The reason can only be that the speedo over reads by 50%, so when they are doing 40 it is because their speedo says 60. This may also be why they flash their lights when you overtake and disappear into the distance, because from their perspective you are doing 80+.

tigger1

8,402 posts

223 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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spookly said:
There's a road near me that is a 25mph limit. No junctions for 2 miles. Most people drive it far faster than that.
Over took a Merc C200d a few days ago, who was dawdling at under the 25mph limit. He then tried to chase me the 4 miles into town biggrin Quite why he went from being in no hurry whatsoever to wanting to chase me down, I have no idea.
25mph limit?

Advisory only.

spodrod

224 posts

152 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Anything with a National Trust, English Heritage or Christian Fish sticker on it.

AH33

2,066 posts

137 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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spookly said:
The car or driver in front isn't as annoying as the reactions you get when you overtaken them. Horns/headlights, sudden need to try and chase you down at 60mph when they'd previously been happy at 20mph.
I see this all the time, and I can't understand it, no matter how hard I try.

If you were happy to speed up to try and block my overtake, GO FASTER IN THE FIRST PLACE.

vikingaero

10,545 posts

171 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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spodrod said:
Anything with a National Trust, English Heritage or Christian Fish sticker on it.
Christian Fish stickers are good. You can cut them up and they instantly forgive you.

[/joke]

moustache

292 posts

113 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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The worst one is the one that is adamant you should not be allowed to pass.

Not normally a problem when i'm on my own in the Saab. Despatches cars with ease smokin

swisstoni

17,211 posts

281 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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clockworks said:
Any car driven by someone wearing a hat. I'll make an exception for convertibles with the roof down, as long as it isn't an old boy in a Morgan wearing a leather flying helmet.
Ah yes. Any headgear is a warning sign for me too.


Edited by swisstoni on Friday 21st October 14:10

Beardo

262 posts

181 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Otispunkmeyer said:
Also I don't get stuck behind Volvo or SAAB drivers. They seem to make swift and discrete progress all the time.
"Swift and discreet" are the very reasons we buy them hehe

Lgfst

391 posts

111 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Any vauxhall - excluding VXR'S - in fact most of them anywhere besides my favourite road is a nuisance and they all seem to drive so bad around here, plus they all think they are the fastest cars on the road especially when a merge is ahead..



Centurion07

10,381 posts

249 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Fastdruid said:
Crippo said:
Motor bikes are rubbish to get stuck behind as they tend to kick up a lot of stones and dust since they track in the middle of the lane that is dirtier than the cars twin tracks. When getting ready to overtake them the front of my car takes a beating, also bikes, often, then want to race you or think you're racing them, which I never am.
Bikes are rubbish if you're stuck behind them because invariably they are significantly faster accelerating and can overtake back far easier. It's rare that you do get stuck behind one but infuriating when you do.
^Reminds me...

I once had the misfortune to follow THE world's worst rider down a nice bit of road near me.

It was a girl on some sort of Ducati sportsbike (can't remember exactly which, but one of their proper sportsbikes) out for a ride with a male counterpart. He soon disappeared into the distance, she, on the other hand, would go round even the slightest bend at about 20mph as if it were a 50p piece; lean, upright, lean, upright, lean, upright. As soon as it opened onto a straight though, full twist of the wrist and off she'd go at +60/70mph.

Now she was a bit slow getting on the throttle out of one bend and I was ready for the straight coming up so I got on it as early as possible. Did she let me pass? Did she fk!

We eventually get into town where she then wanders around within her lane and then out of her lane and into mine without looking. If it had been someone else in my position that hadn't just witnessed her pisspoor riding ability over the last 7 or so miles then she could well have ended up squished under a car. Stupid fking bint.

What made it worse was that her buddy had just disappeared. It was obvious to me within about 30secs of following her that she couldn't ride for st so surely he must have known that as well, yet chose to ps off and leave her to it. s the pair of them.

Cool story yadda yadda yadda...

spookly

4,038 posts

97 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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tigger1 said:
spookly said:
There's a road near me that is a 25mph limit. No junctions for 2 miles. Most people drive it far faster than that.
Over took a Merc C200d a few days ago, who was dawdling at under the 25mph limit. He then tried to chase me the 4 miles into town biggrin Quite why he went from being in no hurry whatsoever to wanting to chase me down, I have no idea.
25mph limit?

Advisory only.
I treat it as advisory, but it isn't.


johnwilliams77

8,308 posts

105 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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dci said:
If you do get passed he'll then proceed to flash the fk out of you with his main beams and gesticulate wildly while driving 12" from your rear bumper.
If he can keep up. These guys are usually straight line hero's otherwise you would never have caught up with them.

MWM3

1,765 posts

124 months

Friday 21st October 2016
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Daweoo Matiz
Zafira
any learner driver