RE: BMW M unveils standalone 750hp XM

RE: BMW M unveils standalone 750hp XM

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Court_S

13,105 posts

178 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Demonix said:
That has to be one of the most brutal German designs since the Führer popped his ledderhosen, X5 was never a looker but this is one fugly SUV. Looks like the Bentayga has some competition for biggest and ugliest, well done BMW :-p
The first few generations of X5 were pretty good looking cars, the current one is pretty grim though with the grille making the front end look really ungainly.

Augustus Windsock

3,385 posts

156 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Brought to you by the styling house of Wonder & Charles.
But I’m sure even Stevie and Ray could have done better to be honest.

I’d rather be seen wearing nothing but lime green budgie-smugglers and sporting a set of ‘Billy-Bob teeth’ whilst driving in a Ssangyong Rodius than within a country mile of this.

LeeM135i

596 posts

55 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Damm, beaten to "checks calendar to see if its the 1st April" joke.

Its hideous in a small Jeep enlarged kind of way, Jeep can be forgiven as its a bit cute and a Jeep.

They needed a sports car or baby supercar to celebrate their 50th, maybe a 740bhp Z4 or Z8 remastered.


Harrypop

2,611 posts

123 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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It's very reminiscent of a Velar from the side. The rear diffuser seems a tad optimistic, it's going to be way too heavy to ever lift off the ground surely? The power train might be interesting when it gets used in a different platform, I wonder which V8 it uses? The engine in the M550i is already a stonking thing if it's that one and a massive dose of electrification will will make it hyper, if a little unnecessary.

fruitoftheloon

77 posts

35 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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No, just no, clucking bell no...

NDNDNDND

2,038 posts

184 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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andrew said:
liking the m1 reference in the rear badges...
I think that's possibly the most offensive thing about it...

Mr-B

3,792 posts

195 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Finally finally BMW have reached the bottom, took a while but we are there, after the M3/4 it can't go any lower on the design front the only way is up from here........isn't it?

At least they didn't waste much time on the design, take an X7 and batter the st out of it with an ugly stick.

Gweeds

7,954 posts

53 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Why didn't they just write a massive fk YOU where the grill is?

MrGeoff

660 posts

173 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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How sad. I feel more and more disconnected with the way the industry is going as a whole. I don't, for a second, think that we should be moving away from the current internal combustion engine but design has gone to hell. All the good cars have already been made, tell me I'm wrong. I'll enjoy the classics whilst we phase away from enthusiast cars to tech cars that satisfy the next generation who have zero interest in old engineering.

JD2329

483 posts

169 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Hideous looks.
Pointless power.
The end. of M.

CanAm

9,305 posts

273 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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cookie1600 said:
That's clever marketing. They released the Lego version before the actual car!
jamespink said:
This is what happens when you leave designers completely alone in a sealed room... for years. What on earth has "that" got to do with M cars? It looks like a schoolboys scribble fantasy. What on earth were they thinking? no, wait, who cares...
That just about sums it up.

Mutley78

95 posts

57 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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It's like a cross between a Skoda Kodiaq and cheese dream. As many have said given a free canvas and deep wallet that's the best, the actual best they can do. I'm sure some incarnation of it will sell like crazy, I don't think the intended customer is necessarily of this church.

Prohibiting

1,743 posts

119 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Even before I clicked the article link I knew what was coming….

Lol.

DeltaEvo2

870 posts

193 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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There are still going to be people defending the way this thing looks, guaranteed. LOL!

magic Monkey Dust

312 posts

37 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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It will sell like hot noodles in Beijing and Shanghai.
Where they can afford it as a third car.

ajap1979

8,014 posts

188 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Shock horror! BMW designs a car to provoke a reaction, and gets one.

RicksAlfas

13,430 posts

245 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Here's what you could have won...


nuts

DeltaEvo2

870 posts

193 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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Stelvio Quadrifoglio or this piggy? And I like pigs.

Andrew D

968 posts

241 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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April 1st again already?

jenkosrugby

82 posts

221 months

Tuesday 30th November 2021
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I wish I could unsee it!.