RE: Very fast Vauxhalls | Six of the Best

RE: Very fast Vauxhalls | Six of the Best

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anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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wormus said:
Not really, it’s a thread about fast Vauxhalls and the fact is that GTS is priced correctly. BMW fan boys would buy an M5 instead but it’s largely irrelevant as the sort of person who’d buy the Vauxhall wouldn’t choose a BMW.
The real point is that the vast vast majority of people who have £50k to drop on something fast won't be buying a Vauxhall!!

anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Pickle_Party_247 said:
wormus said:
Not really, it’s a thread about fast Vauxhalls and the fact is that GTS is priced correctly. BMW fan boys would buy an M5 instead but it’s largely irrelevant as the sort of person who’d buy the Vauxhall wouldn’t choose a BMW.
The real point is that the vast vast majority of people who have £50k to drop on something fast won't be buying a Vauxhall!!
Why does that matter & how is it relevant? It only needs one person to buy it & personally, I'd rather drive a rare Vauxhall/Holden than own a mass produced, dull BMW.

Legacywr

12,249 posts

190 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Equus said:
We're in agreement that it's a Vauxhall, then.

They effectively bored out and bolted on a turbocharger and 6-speed box to the engine, then tweaked the suspension and brakes and added a bit of cosmetic tat to the Cartlon GSi 24 valve.

It's the sort of tuning that you could reasonably expect as an aftermarket package, to be honest, and as I understand it they did indeed do it by taking completed cars off the GM (Opel, as it happens) production line and shipping them to Hethel for modification.

The GSi 24V was a surprisingly good car in its own right - I owned one, back in the day.


In fairness to the VX220, the Elise is hardly immune to osmosis...
I was extremely disappointed when I test drove a Carlton GSI 24V.

Fast and Spurious

1,371 posts

90 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Equus said:
Roberty said:
Where as the Carlton is a Vauxhall that was comprehensively modified and optimised by Lotus.
We're in agreement that it's a Vauxhall, then.

They effectively bored out and bolted on a turbocharger and 6-speed box to the engine, then tweaked the suspension and brakes and added a bit of cosmetic tat to the Cartlon GSi 24 valve.

It's the sort of tuning that you could reasonably expect as an aftermarket package, to be honest, and as I understand it they did indeed do it by taking completed cars off the GM (Opel, as it happens) production line and shipping them to Hethel for modification.

The GSi 24V was a surprisingly good car in its own right - I owned one, back in the day.


In fairness to the VX220, the Elise is hardly immune to osmosis...
Great - 2 of you agree its a Vauxhall. Well done!
It's still a Lotus - Type 109

s m

23,307 posts

205 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Legacywr said:
Equus said:
We're in agreement that it's a Vauxhall, then.

They effectively bored out and bolted on a turbocharger and 6-speed box to the engine, then tweaked the suspension and brakes and added a bit of cosmetic tat to the Cartlon GSi 24 valve.

It's the sort of tuning that you could reasonably expect as an aftermarket package, to be honest, and as I understand it they did indeed do it by taking completed cars off the GM (Opel, as it happens) production line and shipping them to Hethel for modification.

The GSi 24V was a surprisingly good car in its own right - I owned one, back in the day.


In fairness to the VX220, the Elise is hardly immune to osmosis...
I was extremely disappointed when I test drove a Carlton GSI 24V.
I have to say I thought it was a brilliant car - G reg one with a manual - bit of a bigger footprint for a car than I generally like but I’d love to own it’s big brother ….. Gruntcarlt ( ™️ R. Bulgin )

mcpoot

799 posts

109 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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wormus said:
Pickle_Party_247 said:
wormus said:
Not really, it’s a thread about fast Vauxhalls and the fact is that GTS is priced correctly. BMW fan boys would buy an M5 instead but it’s largely irrelevant as the sort of person who’d buy the Vauxhall wouldn’t choose a BMW.
The real point is that the vast vast majority of people who have £50k to drop on something fast won't be buying a Vauxhall!!
Why does that matter & how is it relevant? It only needs one person to buy it & personally, I'd rather drive a rare Vauxhall/Holden than own a mass produced, dull BMW.
It's only relevant because you rather petulantly said you couldn't see the point being made and accused anyone one preferring a M5 over your beloved VXR8 as a BMW fan boy.
It's ok to go your own way and prefer your Holden/Vauxhall just as it's ok for the rest of us to say we'd rather the superior M5.

911Spanker

1,294 posts

18 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Pickle_Party_247 said:
wormus said:
Not really, it’s a thread about fast Vauxhalls and the fact is that GTS is priced correctly. BMW fan boys would buy an M5 instead but it’s largely irrelevant as the sort of person who’d buy the Vauxhall wouldn’t choose a BMW.
The real point is that the vast vast majority of people who have £50k to drop on something fast won't be buying a Vauxhall!!
No st...and your point is?

911Spanker

1,294 posts

18 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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mcpoot said:
wormus said:
Pickle_Party_247 said:
wormus said:
Not really, it’s a thread about fast Vauxhalls and the fact is that GTS is priced correctly. BMW fan boys would buy an M5 instead but it’s largely irrelevant as the sort of person who’d buy the Vauxhall wouldn’t choose a BMW.
The real point is that the vast vast majority of people who have £50k to drop on something fast won't be buying a Vauxhall!!
Why does that matter & how is it relevant? It only needs one person to buy it & personally, I'd rather drive a rare Vauxhall/Holden than own a mass produced, dull BMW.
It's only relevant because you rather petulantly said you couldn't see the point being made and accused anyone one preferring a M5 over your beloved VXR8 as a BMW fan boy.
It's ok to go your own way and prefer your Holden/Vauxhall just as it's ok for the rest of us to say we'd rather the superior M5.
But as everyone knows, the link isn't to a great M5...

anonymous-user

56 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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mcpoot said:
wormus said:
Pickle_Party_247 said:
wormus said:
Not really, it’s a thread about fast Vauxhalls and the fact is that GTS is priced correctly. BMW fan boys would buy an M5 instead but it’s largely irrelevant as the sort of person who’d buy the Vauxhall wouldn’t choose a BMW.
The real point is that the vast vast majority of people who have £50k to drop on something fast won't be buying a Vauxhall!!
Why does that matter & how is it relevant? It only needs one person to buy it & personally, I'd rather drive a rare Vauxhall/Holden than own a mass produced, dull BMW.
It's only relevant because you rather petulantly said you couldn't see the point being made and accused anyone one preferring a M5 over your beloved VXR8 as a BMW fan boy.
It's ok to go your own way and prefer your Holden/Vauxhall just as it's ok for the rest of us to say we'd rather the superior M5.
Still don’t see why anyone would contribute to a thread about fast Vauxhalls just to say “well I don’t like Vauxhalls, I like BMWs, so people should buy BMWs”. BMWs are only superior to the people who like them, which isn’t everyone, and as has been stated, they depreciate more quickly than a V8 Vauxhall and no doubt will end up being ragged around a council estate with a boot full of weed by a couple of innit bruvs. The Vauxhall on the other hand is a collector’s car.


Edited by anonymous-user on Sunday 19th November 19:44

Sley

17 posts

51 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Was really hoping for some reference to the HS chevette..

j_s14a

863 posts

180 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Is there a worse car than an Insignia? I'm not sure there is.

eddietiv1

231 posts

220 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Roberty said:
Equus said:
Neil1323bolts said:
Well there’s a can of worms , but I would say the vx220 is more lotus than Vauxhall, for me it’s a lotus with a Vauxhall engine...
And Vauxhall badges, and Vauxhall identity on the V5.

But yes, I agree that it's got more Lotus DNA than the Carlton... yet Lotus owners seem to disparage the VX220, yet celebrate the Carlton. Go figure.
Having had both Elise and VX220 I can see why.

The VX is a piss poor Elise based mongrel. With compromised handling due to the 17” wheels all round, shoddy build quality, a lazy engine and a propensity to suffer delaminating bodywork through Osmosis. It’s no Elise.

Where as the Carlton is a Vauxhall that was comprehensively modified and optimised by Lotus.
That serves you right for buying a (mongrel) na vx220 that had been previously written off, bound to feel like a bag of spanners. Ps they can all suffer with the dreaded osmosis, I've previously owned a vhpd engined s1 and currently a vx turbo and in my opinion they are both fantastic cars, and pretty hard to separate really other than the power delivery.

mcpoot

799 posts

109 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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wormus said:
mcpoot said:
wormus said:
Pickle_Party_247 said:
wormus said:
Not really, it’s a thread about fast Vauxhalls and the fact is that GTS is priced correctly. BMW fan boys would buy an M5 instead but it’s largely irrelevant as the sort of person who’d buy the Vauxhall wouldn’t choose a BMW.
The real point is that the vast vast majority of people who have £50k to drop on something fast won't be buying a Vauxhall!!
Why does that matter & how is it relevant? It only needs one person to buy it & personally, I'd rather drive a rare Vauxhall/Holden than own a mass produced, dull BMW.
It's only relevant because you rather petulantly said you couldn't see the point being made and accused anyone one preferring a M5 over your beloved VXR8 as a BMW fan boy.
It's ok to go your own way and prefer your Holden/Vauxhall just as it's ok for the rest of us to say we'd rather the superior M5.
Still don’t see why anyone would contribute to a thread about fast Vauxhalls just to say “well I don’t like Vauxhalls, I like BMWs, so people should buy BMWs”. BMWs are only superior to the people who like them, which isn’t everyone, and as has been stated, they depreciate more quickly than a V8 Vauxhall and no doubt will end up being ragged around a council estate with a boot full of weed by a couple of innit bruvs. The Vauxhall on the other hand is a collector’s car.


Edited by wormus on Sunday 19th November 19:44
Ah, so this is a thread that only Vauxhall fan boys are permitted to comment on. Gotcha!

valiant

10,453 posts

162 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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j_s14a said:
Is there a worse car than an Insignia? I'm not sure there is.
Then you haven’t driven many cars.

Insignia is fine. It won’t set the world on fire but as a cheap way to lug you and your crap up and down the motorway and do family chores, it’s a perfectly sensible choice that should prove reliable, comfortable and cheap to run.

Water Fairy

5,533 posts

157 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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I glad we all have a choice tbh

I doubly glad I don't like vauxhalls and prefer BMWs


Mr Tidy

22,727 posts

129 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Sley said:
Was really hoping for some reference to the HS chevette..
Yes, it looks like everyone has missed that one, and the Droopsnoot Firenza.

Jordanko

1 posts

7 months

Sunday 19th November 2023
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Anyone interested in a 2016 s3 open to offers

Jon_S_Rally

3,456 posts

90 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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It's a bit weird that people try to say that certain cars aren't Vauxhalls. They might have been based on other stuff, but they've got Vauxhall badges on them and were sold in Vauxhall dealers, so that is basically that.

A shame that the brand seems to have given up on making interesting cars. While not always class leaders, sporty Vauxhalls have been a pretty important part of the car world over the last few decades, so it's sad that they're no longer a thing.

smilo996

2,827 posts

172 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Criticising Vauxhall for doing badge jobs is a bit odd considering they are Opel in Germany and companies like VW have morphed into masters of this. Also, two magnificent entries, the Monaro and the VXR turning out nearly 1000bhp between them.... WNTL.
he GTS-R with 600bhp and TG managing to ake off in 5th gear because of the mountain of torque. Manual box too. E63-S is faster but no manual.

Apart from the Zafira which is really pushing a point well beyond reality, that is a cracking line up.
Other contenders surely, the Lotus Carlton, Astra VXR or even the Vectra V6, or an V6 Omega Limo, worthier entrants. Keeps the family man happy I suppose.

Those are all sleepers and great value considering.

Edited by smilo996 on Monday 20th November 09:15

droopsnoot

12,080 posts

244 months

Monday 20th November 2023
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Mr Tidy said:
Sley said:
Was really hoping for some reference to the HS chevette..
Yes, it looks like everyone has missed that one, and the Droopsnoot Firenza.
I guess the point was "fast", rather than "fast in their day" - and I'm not putting them down, not least because I've got a Firenza and know plenty of HS and HSR owners. The racing Vauxhalls posted very early on were fast, Baby Bertha still does well in historic racing and apparently Mega Bertha is too noisy to race and too powerful to handle, but they're one-offs, not something you can buy, and not much Vauxhall content.