Why is everyone talking about the bloody 335d?
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Mardybum said:
I thought it was jealousy but now it's clear, the futile, anti-diesel crowd feel threatened. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I know, lets all gang up and take the piss, "hilarious" quips abound.
yes, your right. I'm jealous I dont have a diesel rep mobile... I know, lets all gang up and take the piss, "hilarious" quips abound.Oh, wait a second, yes I do - but you know I completley forget because its so forgettable, especially compared to the sports car in my garage
H2DaE said:
Mardybum said:
I thought it was jealousy but now it's clear, the futile, anti-diesel crowd feel threatened. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I know, lets all gang up and take the piss, "hilarious" quips abound.
I drive a diesel, I just don't think it's a supercar beater I know, lets all gang up and take the piss, "hilarious" quips abound.
tomTVR said:
To to try and eek some sort of usefulness to this thread. What are the downsides of remapping? I have heard of autoboxes giving up the ghost with all the extra torque, why what about the engines? To the turbos wear out much faster?
You'll have lambo owners keying your car through jealousy for one thing Some quality Chuck Norris-style japery has commenced in this thread:
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tomTVR said:
To to try and eek some sort of usefulness to this thread. What are the downsides of remapping? I have heard of autoboxes giving up the ghost with all the extra torque, why what about the engines? To the turbos wear out much faster?
Usefulness, are you f
king kidding? Can't you see this is a forum for budding comedians to ply their trade.
The petrol 335 owners are just the same.
I had a chance meeting with a friend from yankee doodle land last week.
He was convinced that it would trounce my car because it had,
"ovah faw hunnrah futt powns ah tawk"
(babel fish has yet to supply a translation)
I countered this argument with the fact that his lardy nose-heavy repmobile would be lost at the first bend.
His reply?
He categorically denied the existence of bends in road.
This came as no surpise to me, as earlier, he had argued with me that cars with two pedals were not solely for the elderly, infirm or females.
Silly billy!
I had a chance meeting with a friend from yankee doodle land last week.
He was convinced that it would trounce my car because it had,
"ovah faw hunnrah futt powns ah tawk"
(babel fish has yet to supply a translation)
I countered this argument with the fact that his lardy nose-heavy repmobile would be lost at the first bend.
His reply?
He categorically denied the existence of bends in road.
This came as no surpise to me, as earlier, he had argued with me that cars with two pedals were not solely for the elderly, infirm or females.
Silly billy!
I was walking to work this morning through the station car park, and a 330d ci was driving towards me, and I thought "that looks nice" then as it got closer it had this horrible rattly noise.
As chance would have it, behind it, was a 330ci (really!), the noise (well lack of) was so much nicer. I wouldn't care which one was quicker, the ci as a noisy diesel goes against the purpose of getting a sport coupe.
Noise makes a big difference when enjoying a cars potential.
Is a 335 petrol remapped, quicker than a 335 diesel remapped?
As chance would have it, behind it, was a 330ci (really!), the noise (well lack of) was so much nicer. I wouldn't care which one was quicker, the ci as a noisy diesel goes against the purpose of getting a sport coupe.
Noise makes a big difference when enjoying a cars potential.
Is a 335 petrol remapped, quicker than a 335 diesel remapped?
Mardybum said:
tomTVR said:
To to try and eek some sort of usefulness to this thread. What are the downsides of remapping? I have heard of autoboxes giving up the ghost with all the extra torque, why what about the engines? To the turbos wear out much faster?
Usefulness, are you fking kidding? Can't you see this is a forum for budding comedians to ply their trade.He asks for a pint for him and and a soda water for Tiny.
The Barman says "Whys he called Tiny then?"
Man: "Because he's my newt."
Munter said:
Mardybum said:
tomTVR said:
To to try and eek some sort of usefulness to this thread. What are the downsides of remapping? I have heard of autoboxes giving up the ghost with all the extra torque, why what about the engines? To the turbos wear out much faster?
Usefulness, are you fking kidding? Can't you see this is a forum for budding comedians to ply their trade.He asks for a pint for him and and a soda water for Tiny.
The Barman says "Whys he called Tiny then?"
Man: "Because he's my newt."
The barman says "thats strange, where did you get that from?"
The toad replies "would you believe it started as a wart on my ar*e?"
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