One single thing that makes you think "knob"
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king passports at passport control, again....Similarly on a business traveling vain – people staying in Hotels where buffet breakfast is served standing at the fruit juice dispenser repeatedly filling their glass and drinking a litre of the stuff standing in front of the dispenser. FFS just fill the glass and go and sit down. Boils my piss for some reason and I don’t really know why.
Mykap said:
Similarly on a business traveling vain – people staying in Hotels where buffet breakfast is served standing at the fruit juice dispenser repeatedly filling their glass and drinking a litre of the stuff standing in front of the dispenser. FFS just fill the glass and go and sit down. Boils my piss for some reason and I don’t really know why.
Probably because the glasses are tiny and they are thirsty? 
I tend to fill two glasses and take them to my table.
Also when boarding a plane: those passengers who ignore the ground staff's announcement for people seated at the back of the aircraft to board first and then sheepishly push in to the queue to find their seats in rows 1 - 7. None of these selfish passengers will have checked-in luggage and so will each have a massive bag of hand luggage which scarcely fits in the overhead lockers.
The good news for the rest of us though, is that the first 7 rows will usually be killed in any plane crash, whereas those of us at the back could well walk away from it.
The good news for the rest of us though, is that the first 7 rows will usually be killed in any plane crash, whereas those of us at the back could well walk away from it.
theheff said:
this absolute freak of nature!
Cheers, Jim
LotusOmega375D said:
The good news for the rest of us though, is that the first 7 rows will usually be killed in any plane crash, whereas those of us at the back could well walk away from it.
Because they never knowingly reverse into hills, right? 
I don't get the whole "scramble for the exits" thing on the plane either.
People who try to barge into queues at hotels because "I'm a [hotel] Gold card member". You're certainly a member, that's for sure. I've also got a Gold card, being a dick isn't one of the listed privileges.
LotusOmega375D said:
The good news for the rest of us though, is that the first 7 rows will usually be killed in any plane crash, whereas those of us at the back could well walk away from it.
Do you fly 727 often then? The fact the engines are on the back and not the wings means that programme landing in sand isnt really relevant to anything.JonnyVTEC said:
LotusOmega375D said:
The good news for the rest of us though, is that the first 7 rows will usually be killed in any plane crash, whereas those of us at the back could well walk away from it.
Do you fly 727 often then? The fact the engines are on the back and not the wings means that programme landing in sand isnt really relevant to anything.People who at the check out with a long queue behind them hold everyone up by arguing about minuscule amounts of money due to their inability to read pricing stickers or understand promotions, like the woman in boots today who didn't understand that buy one get one free means you get the cheapest one free not the most expensive even if its only 50p difference!!!
ninjacost said:
you really are the luckiest guy alive trust me !
Joint luckiest, what is it?Benbay001 said:
Am i lucky that i have absolutely no idea who this is?
And my planes are full of holiday makers. Told not to put their mobiles on till they get to the terminal, 'beep, beep' all abound as people stand by their seats for minutes.
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