One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

One single thing that makes you think "knob" Vol 3

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Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

185 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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Pootling along at thirty in a thirty zone when I was caught up but an archetypal woman in an Audi A4 Avante diesel. Full HP spec' black with limo' black rear windows and logo on the number plates.

No issue there, drive as fast as you like it's your license.

Sat on my back bumper for a while.

Again no real issue there either. I know what I'm doing and it'll be your insurance that pays out if I have to stop in a hurry.

No the thing I found disturbing was the fact there was a two-three year old jumping up and down on the front seat, no belt, no booster; no censored clue.

Being a bad driver is a life choice, you're putting yourself and other road users at risk. Not strapping your child in safely while you are being a bad driver is being a seriously censored parent.

I pulled over and let her overtake instead of putting the child at risk if I had to stop in a hurry for anything. I was half way up the thirty road when she reached the end so must have been doing at least sixty, with a child loose up front.

rolleyes


Monkeylegend

26,648 posts

233 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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Liquid Knight said:
Pootling along at thirty in a thirty zone when I was caught up but an archetypal woman in an Audi A4 Avante diesel. Full HP spec' black with limo' black rear windows and logo on the number plates.

No issue there, drive as fast as you like it's your license.

Sat on my back bumper for a while.

Again no real issue there either. I know what I'm doing and it'll be your insurance that pays out if I have to stop in a hurry.

No the thing I found disturbing was the fact there was a two-three year old jumping up and down on the front seat, no belt, no booster; no censored clue.

Being a bad driver is a life choice, you're putting yourself and other road users at risk. Not strapping your child in safely while you are being a bad driver is being a seriously censored parent.

I pulled over and let her overtake instead of putting the child at risk if I had to stop in a hurry for anything. I was half way up the thirty road when she reached the end so must have been doing at least sixty, with a child loose up front.

rolleyes
So by pulling over and letting her pass you allowed her to drive at least 60 in a 30 thus making it potentially more dangerous for the kiddie jumping about in the front.

Kind of ironic really wink

Thermobaric

725 posts

122 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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There is weak bridge near me with a width and weight restriction to stop overly heavy vehicles from crossing and weakening it further. Chap in an Italian food delivery truck didn't seem to think that restriction applied to him so he drives up on the kerb to pass through the narrowed restricted channel.

kuro

1,621 posts

121 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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Rich_W said:
kuro said:
The cock on the a38 devon in the Leon fr undertaking at around 90 to 100mph. What a !!
I wonder if somewhere there's a bloike with a Leon FR saying


"There was some cock on the A38 today driving in the outside lane at 70 and wouldn't move over into the empty lane to his left, since apparently He wasn'y going to speed and he was going to be full road captain and stop anyone else from breaking the limit"


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Oh really, you were there were you? I'm no fking road captain, far from it in fact. That driver was completely reckless. I just hope that when he eventually crashes he doesn't take anyone else with him like he nearly did when he pulled the same move on another car a few hundred yards further up the road.

wink

iSore

4,011 posts

146 months

Tuesday 4th July 2017
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Monkeylegend said:
So by pulling over and letting her pass you allowed her to drive at least 60 in a 30 thus making it potentially more dangerous for the kiddie jumping about in the front.

Kind of ironic really wink
If the kids got forcefully integrated with an Audi air vent/screen after their scum mother drove like a , it wouldn't even graze my conscience. I'd feel not one jot of remorse. The kids would only turn out to be more brainless scum anyway, like the parents.

Let 'em get on with it. Like me, I daresay the OP has their own st to worry about. Let Darwin deal them.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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iSore said:
Monkeylegend said:
So by pulling over and letting her pass you allowed her to drive at least 60 in a 30 thus making it potentially more dangerous for the kiddie jumping about in the front.

Kind of ironic really wink
If the kids got forcefully integrated with an Audi air vent/screen after their scum mother drove like a , it wouldn't even graze my conscience. I'd feel not one jot of remorse. The kids would only turn out to be more brainless scum anyway, like the parents.

Let 'em get on with it. Like me, I daresay the OP has their own st to worry about. Let Darwin deal them.
Any tailgating or other bad driving, let them overtake, disappear from your space and into the distance.

Flibble

6,477 posts

183 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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Bunch of MLMs on the motorway this morning. Police car in the inside lane. He made no attempt to correct their behaviour, just cruised along at 65. rolleyes

Also guy in a 320d who was weaving through traffic on a DC like a maniac, cutting people up all over the place. He did nearly get himself crushed by an artic at a roundabout though as he shot up the inside and had to slam on because it was taking a much wider line than he expected. hehe

Liquid Knight

15,754 posts

185 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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nonsequitur said:
iSore said:
Monkeylegend said:
So by pulling over and letting her pass you allowed her to drive at least 60 in a 30 thus making it potentially more dangerous for the kiddie jumping about in the front.

Kind of ironic really wink
If the kids got forcefully integrated with an Audi air vent/screen after their scum mother drove like a , it wouldn't even graze my conscience. I'd feel not one jot of remorse. The kids would only turn out to be more brainless scum anyway, like the parents.

Let 'em get on with it. Like me, I daresay the OP has their own st to worry about. Let Darwin deal them.
Any tailgating or other bad driving, let them overtake, disappear from your space and into the distance.
Under normal circumstances when being tailgated I would not pull over but unlike the operator of this vehicle I did not want to put their child at undue risk.

Impact slow enough for the airbag not to go off the child would hit the dash or windscreen, fast enough for the airbag to go off and it would be catapulted into the ceiling of the car or windscreen by the explosive force of the airbag itself.

As for letting Dawin sort them out I'm sue it's only a matter of time but the blood won't be on my hands.

Mandalore

4,269 posts

115 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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kuro said:
Rich_W said:
kuro said:
The cock on the a38 devon in the Leon fr undertaking at around 90 to 100mph. What a !!
I wonder if somewhere there's a bloike with a Leon FR saying


"There was some cock on the A38 today driving in the outside lane at 70 and wouldn't move over into the empty lane to his left, since apparently He wasn'y going to speed and he was going to be full road captain and stop anyone else from breaking the limit"


laugh
Oh really, you were there were you? I'm no fking road captain, far from it in fact. That driver was completely reckless. I just hope that when he eventually crashes he doesn't take anyone else with him like he nearly did when he pulled the same move on another car a few hundred yards further up the road.

wink
Whoosh Parrott event?

No matter what anyone sees in reality, the other party will twist what really happended into an event whereby everyone else is to blame and 'they' were forced into whatever knobbish behaviour they have been caught at.

My take is that Rich is badly explaining that some Leon driver is doing just that.

Mandalore

4,269 posts

115 months

Wednesday 5th July 2017
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The Darwin event wouldn't be funny if it actually happened.

For a start, driving 'experts' would suddenly appear from nowhere to explain how they would have avoided the event and how the mother should have been able to rely on other people compensating for her decisions in life.



mattyn1

5,838 posts

157 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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Driving to Penzance last night, heading west, sun is quite low and very bright, going through a bit that was 20mph because of loose chippings. Car behind me with a couple of young ladies in was right up my exhaust pipe itching to get by. Now I am probably just over the 20mph - road is quite wide and I hang left as far as possible when cars pass going the other way. Apart from them behind, all good so far.

Now we leave the loose chippings bit, and slowly increase speed (there is a car in front of me - we make reasonable progress. Car behind (silver 207 I think) decides to over take. Now I notice it is going to be a bit tight as there are a number of cars coming the other way, and quickly decide I need to slow to allow her to pass. But I lose her in my blind spot - and she is taking ages to come past - cars coming the other way are getting dangerously closer - I glance right and she is sat on my shoulder, obviously on the wrong side of the road.

I immediately hit the brakes - and slow to an almost stop - but so does she! Remember I cannot see her in the mirrors - and when I realise what she is doing I stop braking and accelerate and she tucks back in behind just in time - cars coming the other way all honk in disapproval. She is waving coffee beans at me etc.

Anyway, half mile down the road - we hit a round about - with windows down she pulls alongside and enters a massive rant - apparently I am a fking loony and my mum is a we!

spookly

4,060 posts

97 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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kuro said:
The cock on the a38 devon in the Leon fr undertaking at around 90 to 100mph. What a !!
Surely if some other knob is not in the wrong lane then it would be impossible to undertake?

If someone carefully and safely undertakes I don't care. But MLMs and others who sit out in an overtaking lane while crawling along get on my nerves.

alpha channel

1,389 posts

164 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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The plonker in the Caravelle this morning who was in his own little world as I tried (and failed) to make him aware of his rear tyre being flat as a fart, behind flash, flash, point down and mouth flat, beside him, window down, beep of the horn, nope, just kept banging away at his steering wheel to whatever he was listening to.

How the hell do you not know your tyre is that flat? I thought the Jag last night was feeling a little spongy on turn in, did the tyres this morning before setting off to work and they're down a pound, if I can feel the difference of a pound or two in pressure how do you blunder on not feeling 30-odd?

Flibble

6,477 posts

183 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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Man in white van today on a NSL DC. There's a right turn, with a turning lane cut out of the reservation. Van knob decides he doesn't need it, and just anchors up in lane 2. eek

Jonno02

2,248 posts

111 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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Me and the idiot behind me last night.

Nose to tail traffic, but moving along circa 10mph. Mondeo man behind me sets of my parking sensors whilst moving he's that close. He then backs of a bit. Gets close enough to set them off again, then backs off. Last time he does it, the parking alert screen goes red, indicating he's about 6 inches off my arse. I can't even see his lights, only the top half of his bonnet. I see the red mist and hit the brakes once he backs off a little. Cue the fist waving and angry gestures. Recognised his license plate (once I could finally see it) and saw his car in the works car park today.


nonsequitur

20,083 posts

118 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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Jonno02 said:
Me and the idiot behind me last night.

Nose to tail traffic, but moving along circa 10mph. Mondeo man behind me sets of my parking sensors whilst moving he's that close. He then backs of a bit. Gets close enough to set them off again, then backs off. Last time he does it, the parking alert screen goes red, indicating he's about 6 inches off my arse. I can't even see his lights, only the top half of his bonnet. I see the red mist and hit the brakes once he backs off a little. Cue the fist waving and angry gestures. Recognised his license plate (once I could finally see it) and saw his car in the works car park today.
A quiet word?

Centurion07

10,381 posts

249 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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How are your parking sensors activating without being in reverse?

Thought no cars did this for the very reason above?

romeogolf

2,056 posts

121 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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Nissan truck yesterday in Ferndown who threw his paper cup out the window when he'd finished drinking. The world is not your waste bin.

hornmeister

809 posts

93 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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Centurion07 said:
How are your parking sensors activating without being in reverse?

Thought no cars did this for the very reason above?
Do on my A Class although I think they might come on at closer distances, useful for tight gaps when cars a re parked both sides.

ashleyman

7,003 posts

101 months

Thursday 6th July 2017
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Jonno02 said:
Me and the idiot behind me last night.

Nose to tail traffic, but moving along circa 10mph. Mondeo man behind me sets of my parking sensors whilst moving he's that close. He then backs of a bit. Gets close enough to set them off again, then backs off. Last time he does it, the parking alert screen goes red, indicating he's about 6 inches off my arse. I can't even see his lights, only the top half of his bonnet. I see the red mist and hit the brakes once he backs off a little. Cue the fist waving and angry gestures. Recognised his license plate (once I could finally see it) and saw his car in the works car park today.
I hate it when people set off the parking sensors in traffic. Shows they're just way too close. Mine only activate when they're about a metre away.
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