Modern BMWs - The ultimate upperclass chav machine

Modern BMWs - The ultimate upperclass chav machine

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Mike335i

5,023 posts

103 months

Sunday 23rd September 2018
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I'm not sure anyone is coming out of this thread well...

Deep Thought

35,918 posts

198 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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av185 said:
Errr....mine hasn't got a chavplate.

Nor do I Chav park.

Believe it or not some BMWs don't. Perhaps yours did.

Do you find this so hard to understand.?

Not the sharpest tool hehe in the drawer are you. Never mind. rolleyes
Just for the avoidance of doubt, you're happy to broadbrush all bmw owners with the chav label - except yourself?

av185

18,563 posts

128 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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Deep Thought said:
av185 said:
Errr....mine hasn't got a chavplate.

Nor do I Chav park.

Believe it or not some BMWs don't. Perhaps yours did.

Do you find this so hard to understand.?

Not the sharpest tool hehe in the drawer are you. Never mind. rolleyes
Just for the avoidance of doubt, you're happy to broadbrush all bmw owners with the chav label - except yourself?
Just for the avoidance of doubt.

No.

Let's make this easy for you to comprehend even though you are probably trolling hehe

Some cars have don't have illegal Chavplates.

Some cars do have illegal Chavplates. Chavs.

Some BMWs don't have illegal Chavplates.

Some BMWs do have illegal Chavplates. Chavs.

Some cars are not Chavparked.

Some cars are Chavparked. Chavs.

Some BMWs are not Chavparked.

Some BMWs are Chavparked. Chavs.

Some cars are well driven.

Some cars are badly driven. Chavs.

Some BMWs are well driven.

Some BMWs are badly driven. Chavs.


Are you grasping this yet? rolleyes


As a further example to you here is a prime example of illegal Chaverry perfectly displayed for all to see what a desperate attention seeking bell end the owner is.....




av185

18,563 posts

128 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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roadsmash said:
I bet he’s shagging the receptionist too, the rascal!
How do you know she's a rascal?

e30m3Mark

16,205 posts

174 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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I was born in the ultimate chav location, within the sounds of creole ear rings clanging and the tap of quarter tips on your dealer boots, in the Pentagon Centre.

Admittedly I got out as soon as I could.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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av185 said:
Just for the avoidance of doubt.

No.

Let's make this easy for you to comprehend even though you are probably trolling hehe

Some cars have don't have illegal Chavplates.

Some cars do have illegal Chavplates. Chavs.

Some BMWs don't have illegal Chavplates.

Some BMWs do have illegal Chavplates. Chavs.

Some cars are not Chavparked.

Some cars are Chavparked. Chavs.

Some BMWs are not Chavparked.

Some BMWs are Chavparked. Chavs.

Some cars are well driven.

Some cars are badly driven. Chavs.

Some BMWs are well driven.

Some BMWs are badly driven. Chavs.


Are you grasping this yet? rolleyes


As a further example to you here is a prime example of illegal Chaverry perfectly displayed for all to see what a desperate attention seeking bell end the owner is.....




Why does it matter ?

av185

18,563 posts

128 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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Brooking10 said:
av185 said:
Just for the avoidance of doubt.

No.

Let's make this easy for you to comprehend even though you are probably trolling hehe

Some cars have don't have illegal Chavplates.

Some cars do have illegal Chavplates. Chavs.

Some BMWs don't have illegal Chavplates.

Some BMWs do have illegal Chavplates. Chavs.

Some cars are not Chavparked.

Some cars are Chavparked. Chavs.

Some BMWs are not Chavparked.

Some BMWs are Chavparked. Chavs.

Some cars are well driven.

Some cars are badly driven. Chavs.

Some BMWs are well driven.

Some BMWs are badly driven. Chavs.


Are you grasping this yet? rolleyes


As a further example to you here is a prime example of illegal Chaverry perfectly displayed for all to see what a desperate attention seeking bell end the owner is.....




Why does it matter ?
It obviously matters to you a great deal as you are still glued to this thread solely concerned about Chaverry and BMWs...confused

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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av185 said:
Brooking10 said:
av185 said:
Just for the avoidance of doubt.

No.

Let's make this easy for you to comprehend even though you are probably trolling hehe

Some cars have don't have illegal Chavplates.

Some cars do have illegal Chavplates. Chavs.

Some BMWs don't have illegal Chavplates.

Some BMWs do have illegal Chavplates. Chavs.

Some cars are not Chavparked.

Some cars are Chavparked. Chavs.

Some BMWs are not Chavparked.

Some BMWs are Chavparked. Chavs.

Some cars are well driven.

Some cars are badly driven. Chavs.

Some BMWs are well driven.

Some BMWs are badly driven. Chavs.


Are you grasping this yet? rolleyes


As a further example to you here is a prime example of illegal Chaverry perfectly displayed for all to see what a desperate attention seeking bell end the owner is.....




Why does it matter ?
It obviously matters to you a great deal as you are still glued to this thread solely concerned about Chaverry and BMWs...confused
Is chaverry a word ?



anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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It really is difficult to spell this out to some...


anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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yonex said:
It really is difficult to spell this out to some...

What is it supposed to say ???

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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Brooking10 said:
What is it supposed to say ???
Not sure. The owner probably has an ageing 320d with eBay M badges for 'best ' and uses that old nail as a daily.


av185

18,563 posts

128 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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yonex said:
Brooking10 said:
What is it supposed to say ???
Not sure. The owner probably has an ageing 320d with eBay M badges for 'best ' and uses that old nail as a daily.
Yep the 320d is certainly an old nail snotter.....still got yours?

Edited by av185 on Monday 24th September 11:10

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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av185 said:
Yep the 320d is certainly an old nail snotter.....


Does he own a BMW as well?

av185

18,563 posts

128 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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yonex said:
av185 said:
Yep the 320d is certainly an old nail snotter.....


Does he own a BMW as well?
Dunno.

Non Chav plate on that Porsche anyway.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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av185 said:
Yep the 320d is certainly an old nail snotter.....still got yours?

Edited by anonymous-user on Monday 24th September 11:10
No, unfortunately I had to give it back and now have an A4, a much worse place to be. Looking forward to getting back to another 3 series when the new one comes out.

You really are obsessed with this aren't you biggrin

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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av185 said:
Dunno.

Non Chav plate on that Porsche anyway.
How about this....



Can you see how this is going....

Mike335i

5,023 posts

103 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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What constitutes a 'chav plate'? And why is a dodgy plate on a BMW chav-like if the one on that 996 Porsche isn't?

Ultrafunkula

997 posts

106 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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I think that perhaps you expect a bit of number plate flamoyance with an aspirational car like a Porsche, but with a BMW (particularly non M cars) it can seem a bit tryhard. Same with any German car model lower down the tree.

As for chavvy, that can be a bit ambiguous.

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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Once again, there's a whole thread where those with such a sad and pathetic existence they feel the need to point out mis-spaced numberplates can post them. Why start doing it in here? Is one thread for you not enough? I (and others I suspect) get it... you think it indicates a failing on behalf of the owner and that you are much better than them... good for you, but you don't need to keep posting over and over! rolleyes

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 24th September 2018
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cb1965 said:
Once again, there's a whole thread where those with such a sad and pathetic existence they feel the need to point out mis-spaced numberplates can post them. Why start doing it in here? Is one thread for you not enough? I (and others I suspect) get it... you think it indicates a failing on behalf of the owner and that you are much better than them... good for you, but you don't need to keep posting over and over! rolleyes
I really couldn’t care less what people do with their plates and/or cars, it just seems that one of the metrics for a ‘chav’ is a personal plate? The other, of course owning a BMW, especially a 320d apparently, if the Porsche spokesman is to be believed.