RE: 2011: A New Year's Message
Discussion
Thanks for a great read and forums. Good luck all in 2011.
Man goes into confession and tells the priest.
"Father, last weekend i slept with two 23 year old czech models. Im 36."
Priest "that is not why god put you on this earth, for loveless fornication, what kind of a catholic are you?"
Man "Im not catholic"
Preist "So why ARE YOU TELLING ME ABOUT IT!"
Man "Im telling everyone"
Man goes into confession and tells the priest.
"Father, last weekend i slept with two 23 year old czech models. Im 36."
Priest "that is not why god put you on this earth, for loveless fornication, what kind of a catholic are you?"
Man "Im not catholic"
Preist "So why ARE YOU TELLING ME ABOUT IT!"
Man "Im telling everyone"
Happy new year, everyone! PH is by far the best petrolhead community online; the humour, banter, and silly arguments (oh, and useful automotive news) make PH a daily stop on my journeys through the interweb, keep it up!
Hopefully someday I'll be able to afford to hop over the pond to attend a Sunday Service and meet you guys in-person!
Hopefully someday I'll be able to afford to hop over the pond to attend a Sunday Service and meet you guys in-person!
bencollins said:
Man goes into confession and tells the priest.
"Father, last weekend i slept with two 23 year old czech models. Im 36."
Priest "that is not why god put you on this earth, for loveless fornication, what kind of a catholic are you?"
Man "Im not catholic"
Preist "So why ARE YOU TELLING ME ABOUT IT!"
Man "Im telling everyone"
stupid but good "Father, last weekend i slept with two 23 year old czech models. Im 36."
Priest "that is not why god put you on this earth, for loveless fornication, what kind of a catholic are you?"
Man "Im not catholic"
Preist "So why ARE YOU TELLING ME ABOUT IT!"
Man "Im telling everyone"
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