Why do we need to fill the screenwasher bottle ?

Why do we need to fill the screenwasher bottle ?

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blearyeyedboy

6,350 posts

181 months

Saturday 14th May 2011
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XitUp said:
No one cares about your dogs.

This thread is for the serious business of coming up with new ways to clean our window screens.
Ah, but the dogs could be roof mounted. Waggy tails with squeegies attached could clean the windscreen.

And dogs love sticking their heads out of windows. Imagine how chuffed they'd be to be on the roof! wink

XitUp

7,690 posts

206 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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Get one of those dogs off of Turner and Hooch and you've got loads of free window screen wash too. You've turned me round to the idea!

Pints

18,444 posts

196 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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Mastodon2 said:
Dear lord, this is ridiculous.
hehe Eloquently put and spot on the money.

blearyeyedboy

6,350 posts

181 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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XitUp said:
Get one of those dogs off of Turner and Hooch and you've got loads of free window screen wash too. You've turned me round to the idea!
I had a thought though: it'd be a bit tricky for convertibles. Maybe a little terrier could be mounted at the top of the windscreen... terriers that drool a lot.

killsta

1,732 posts

230 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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Why not just get rid of the washer bottle completely? Save a bit of weight, this is PistonHeads afterall hehe

GadgeS3C

4,516 posts

166 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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killsta said:
Why not just get rid of the washer bottle completely? Save a bit of weight, this is PistonHeads afterall hehe
You've not read the earlier posts have you wink

killsta

1,732 posts

230 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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GadgeS3C said:
You've not read the earlier posts have you wink
Nah, I read the first page, skipped a few, then ended up here. My bad hehe

Monty Python

4,813 posts

199 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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I just have a trained squadron of bees that lick t'windscreen clean.

killsta

1,732 posts

230 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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Monty Python said:
I just have a trained squadron of bees that lick t'windscreen clean.
Yorkshire bees?

chrissyr32

736 posts

185 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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Original poster has gone very quiet..i wonder why??

Hows about you lick the windscreen clean OP??..As judging by this post you started you must lick windows on a regular basis!!!!!!!!!!

marcosgt

11,033 posts

178 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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OP - You don't smile

M.

saaby93

32,038 posts

180 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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blearyeyedboy said:
Ah, but the dogs could be roof mounted. Waggy tails with squeegies attached could clean the windscreen.

And dogs love sticking their heads out of windows. Imagine how chuffed they'd be to be on the roof! wink
Like that yes
And in the spirit of PH you could just have one centrally mounted slightly larger dog

supersingle

3,205 posts

221 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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The OP has a point about using rainwater. It cleans better than tap water, less streaky.

Though you're probably better off getting it from your water butt rather than making an elaborate collection/filtration system on the window screen of your car.

eldar

21,887 posts

198 months

Sunday 15th May 2011
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Thats enough common sense. Lindly stop it.

busta

4,504 posts

235 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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Lots of people are confusing antifreeze coolant with antifreeze screenwash here. Some even seem oblivious to the two types of antifreeze!

One is good for increasing cooling capacity and stopping your engine block cracking in the winter but not very nice to your paint, and the other is good for keeping your windscreen ice-free in the winter but probably wouldn't do much for the cooling capacity of your car.

Just make sure you put the right one in the right reservoir and you'll all be fine!

killsta

1,732 posts

230 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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busta said:
Lots of people are confusing antifreeze coolant with antifreeze screenwash here. Some even seem oblivious to the two types of antifreeze!

One is good for increasing cooling capacity and stopping your engine block cracking in the winter but not very nice to your paint, and the other is good for keeping your windscreen ice-free in the winter but probably wouldn't do much for the cooling capacity of your car.

Just make sure you put the right one in the right reservoir and you'll all be fine!
I think people are just using the general term 'antifreeze'. Bottles are usually clearly labelled so I don't think anybody here will be stupid enough to pour antifreeze from a bottle labelled "Screen Wash" into their coolant reservoir.

Except maybe the OP.

busta

4,504 posts

235 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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killsta said:
busta said:
Lots of people are confusing antifreeze coolant with antifreeze screenwash here. Some even seem oblivious to the two types of antifreeze!

One is good for increasing cooling capacity and stopping your engine block cracking in the winter but not very nice to your paint, and the other is good for keeping your windscreen ice-free in the winter but probably wouldn't do much for the cooling capacity of your car.

Just make sure you put the right one in the right reservoir and you'll all be fine!
I think people are just using the general term 'antifreeze'. Bottles are usually clearly labelled so I don't think anybody here will be stupid enough to pour antifreeze from a bottle labelled "Screen Wash" into their coolant reservoir.

Except maybe the OP.
It was these kind of posts I was referring to:


jenpot said:
y2blade said:
jenpot said:
y2blade said:
I wouldn't put antifreeze in your screen wash if I were you
fail.
idiot
No, that wouold be you.

Gosh, childish name-calling is fun.

Seriously, most screen-wash I buy contains antifreeze. I presume your point is that it would be daft to put in full strength antifreeze?

Scrambled

589 posts

168 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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For more entertainment check out the OP's other threads. With age comes confusion, or so it appears.

MX5guy

22,297 posts

203 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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I've removed the screenwasher bottle completely (saving weight to make me go faster). To clean my windows I just drive close behind another car that is spraying its windows with badly aimed jets, and use that. Also it helps make it more economic, as I am slipstreaming them.

Drilling holes in the turbo also helps save weight.

jenpot

472 posts

189 months

Monday 16th May 2011
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busta said:
Nah, we were just being silly. I was being a pedant, he was being vague. Both know the difference though.