RE: Audi Q7 V12 | Spotted

RE: Audi Q7 V12 | Spotted

Wednesday 3rd June 2020

Audi Q7 V12 | Spotted

In 2008, a 500hp 6.0-litre oil burner seemed ridiculous. But Audi was just ahead of the curve



It was off the back of its dominance with TDI prototypes at Le Mans that Audi justified producing the world’s first V12 diesel car. The oil burning mega-unit of the Q7 was not directly related to the motor of its unbeaten R10 racer , but like all of Audi’s diesel engines, it was certainly a benefiter of the philosophy. Not to mention a very fine way for Audi to flex its muscles in the field of spark plug-free combustion engines - which occupied an all-important place in the market at the time. 

It seems quaint to talk about the Q7's performance more than a decade later, but the 6.0-litre V12 made for an eye-opening experience in 2008. Any way you cut it, 738lb ft of torque is a lot - especially when it's being summoned at 1,750rpm. Other SUVs have subsequently made cheek-troubling acceleration their trump card, but 5.5 seconds and 155mph in a car that weighed 2.7 tonnes tells you something of how pleasing adequate the car's straight-line speed really was.


As you’d expect for a car with more peak twist than a Urus, the Q7 was judiciously uprated for the task at hand. Audi tuned its air suspension to ride lower and more stiffly than siblings to keep the mass in check, although - this being a car of the noughties - there’s no active anti-roll tech to completely eliminate pitch. You'll notice that fact in 2020, but don't expect old Land Rover levels of lean; the Q7 is heavyset, not slovenly. 

At any rate, it's not an RS model (though there was talk of badging it one) the power is meant to be effortless and hushed. You might find it a breath of fresh air (no DERV-related pun intended) compared to today’s deliberately brash motors, where synthesised intake noises and pops and crackles dominate the sound waves. In Audi’s twelve-cylinder SUV the tone is more mechanical - and generally nonchalant about its distant burr. 

This echoes the car’s finish, which on the outside uses little more than big-bore exhausts to hint at its burliness. Inside, the cabin is trimmed to top spec, but it's fundamentally the same stuff as lower-ranking cars. Audi did show a higher-grade interior via a Q7 Coastline concept at the 2008 Geneva motor show, with a white leather interior and wood trim said to be inspired by the design of luxury yachts. But the prospect of that reaching market was capsized by the financial crisis of the same year.


In fact, it was that catastrophic economic event which pretty much sealed the V12 Q7’s fate, because while Audi had engineered the model for the US market, too, with NOx-trimming BlueTec set to be added, the market crash killed the idea. The Q7 V12’s profitability was mortally wounded. Remarkably, Audi still found sufficient demand to continue producing the car through the bad times, but from the 2012 update onwards, the motor was dropped from the line-up. The story of a V12 diesel road car was over just like that.

According to HowManyLeft, the number of Q7 V12s in Britain peaked in 2012 at 35 cars, and the number has slowly reduced to around 26 (that was at the last count in 2019). Keeping something as substantial as a top-end Mk1 Q7 alive in its second decade was always going to be a costly undertaking (particularly if it’s a carbon ceramic brake car), but increasing rarity may increasingly help to justify the expense. As far as Q7 V12s go, today’s Spotted looks like a relatively safe bet. With 64,000 on the odometer it’s got half the mileage of our Brave Pill from last year, for starters, and a full dealer service history and the apparent great condition suggests it’s been cherished. At £28k, it’s also less than a fifth of the original list price.


SPECIFICATION - AUDI Q7 V12
Engine:
5,934cc, turbocharged V12
Transmission: 6-speed tiptronic, all-wheel drive
Power (hp): 500@3,750rpm
Torque (lb ft): 738@1,750-3,250rpm
MPG: 20.8 (NEDC combined)
CO2: 298g/km
First registered: 2011
Mileage: 64,000
Price new: £154,175
Price now: £27,995

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sidesauce

Original Poster:

2,891 posts

231 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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I would love to experience this and I'm not even a fan of SUVs!

Andy83n

502 posts

75 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Deja Vu


Nabbott

295 posts

149 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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28 bags? laugh The want would have to be strong!!!

TyrannosauRoss Lex

36,086 posts

225 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Andy83n said:
Deja Vu
Not just me who thinks we had a V12 diesel Q7 on here reasonably recently then?

AJB88

14,024 posts

184 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
Not just me who thinks we had a V12 diesel Q7 on here reasonably recently then?
I'd say within the year or just over a year.

steveb8189

497 posts

204 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Ahead of the curve? Since then who has put a 5L+ diesel lump in an SUV? I can think of afew but crtainly not mainstream.

TyrannosauRoss Lex

36,086 posts

225 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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steveb8189 said:
Ahead of the curve? Since then who has put a 5L+ diesel lump in an SUV? I can think of afew but crtainly not mainstream.
I think they were more talking about 500bhp in an SUV, of which I can think of quite a few.

anonymous-user

67 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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If I need an overpriced hippo to pull a 747, I'll know where to come.

Alas, i don't.

GiveItSomeWellie

3,088 posts

209 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Crikey I don't remember them being THAT expensive when they were new eek Obviously why there are so few..

mooseracer

2,300 posts

183 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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AJB88 said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
Not just me who thinks we had a V12 diesel Q7 on here reasonably recently then?
I'd say within the year or just over a year.
My amazing powers of deduction (reading this article) lead me to say that there was one as a brave pill last year.


scottygib553

711 posts

108 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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I'll get over must SUVs but Q7s are just the worst.

ate one too

2,914 posts

159 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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article said

this being a car of the noughties - there’s no active anti-roll tech to completely illuminate pitch.

Was that the optional neon lights under the running boards ?

Someone should "illuminate" the sub-ed and eliminate them ...

Fetchez la vache

5,728 posts

227 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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mooseracer said:
My amazing powers of deduction (reading this article) lead me to say that there was one as a brave pill last year.
I'm sure plenty of people don't actually read, just come to lick the pictures...

neil1jnr

1,483 posts

168 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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mooseracer said:
AJB88 said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
Not just me who thinks we had a V12 diesel Q7 on here reasonably recently then?
I'd say within the year or just over a year.
My amazing powers of deduction (reading this article) lead me to say that there was one as a brave pill last year.
Audi Q7 V12

PH Heroes - November 2017
PH Brave Pill - September 2019
PH Spotted - June 2020

anonymous-user

67 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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neil1jnr said:
mooseracer said:
AJB88 said:
TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
Not just me who thinks we had a V12 diesel Q7 on here reasonably recently then?
I'd say within the year or just over a year.
My amazing powers of deduction (reading this article) lead me to say that there was one as a brave pill last year.
Audi Q7 V12

PH Heroes - November 2017
PH Brave Pill - September 2019
PH Spotted - June 2020
I honestly think that they are just trolling with this article as they know full well the reaction posters will have.

Esceptico

8,805 posts

122 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Combined economy of 21 mpg. So in the teens in the real world. Worst economy for a diesel car?

AJB88

14,024 posts

184 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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Esceptico said:
Combined economy of 21 mpg. So in the teens in the real world. Worst economy for a diesel car?
Who buys a V12 then talks about economy?

PorkInsider

6,113 posts

154 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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AJB88 said:
Esceptico said:
Combined economy of 21 mpg. So in the teens in the real world. Worst economy for a diesel car?
Who buys a V12 then talks about economy?
Who buys a diesel if they don't care about economy?

AJB88

14,024 posts

184 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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PorkInsider said:
Who buys a diesel if they don't care about economy?
Somebody that needs the pulling power?

anonymous-user

67 months

Wednesday 3rd June 2020
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AJB88 said:
PorkInsider said:
Who buys a diesel if they don't care about economy?
Somebody that needs the pulling power?
Dont think you'll pull any girls I your mumsy mobile on steroids.