RE: Ford StreetKa | Shed of the Week

RE: Ford StreetKa | Shed of the Week

Friday 23rd April 2021

Ford StreetKa | Shed of the Week

You don't need to spend big to go topless this spring



What is a ‘woman’s car’? Shed has to tread carefully here, not only because he doesn’t want to fall foul of any more accusations of casual mysogyny, as that would be appalling, but also because he isn’t quite sure what gender Mrs Shed is any more so he can’t ask that, er, person to help.

If you are among those who believe that womens’ cars are indeed a thing, then your list of vehicles will very likely include this week’s shed, a Ford StreetKa. And that’s fine because every male who discounts a StreetKa for that reason is one less male in the market competing for nice examples of one of the best-driving little cars to wear a Ford badge – and that’s saying something because they’ve made plenty of fine driving cars in their time.

This particular one is being offered on our sister site CarGurus by a Brentwood based dealer, which is oddly appropriate because they are just down the road from where Ford UK’s headquarters used to be before they relocated to Dunton a couple of years ago. Just for info, that old Eagle Way building is about to become 330 apartments, or flats as Shed still likes to call them whenever he finds himself in conversation with a hoity-toity estate agent. Judging by the prices old Fords are going for these days, Ford enthusiasts are clearly pretty well off and the more dedicated ones might well be interested in spending some of their dosh on an Eagle Way flat, fancying that they might hear in the corridors the ghostly tread of a dispirited accountant or the pitiful moan of an Escort CVH engine.


Now, it’s well known that the back end of a Ka is about as likely to corrode as the floor of a 2CV that’s been parked up under Brighton Pier for a couple of years. They do say that the StreetKa’s rustproofing and general quality were a lot better than the Ka’s, but maybe Ford concentrated more on improving the back end’s rust resistance because a fair bit of work has just been carried out on the front of our shed to get it through its MOT in February. The offside front strut mounting was damaged and both front anti-roll bars appear to have been hanging on by a thread, but all that has been sorted. All that’s left is some ‘non-excessive’ rust on the front subframe mount, which shouldn't be too dear to put right.

Once that’s done, what have you got? A 59,000-mile, last-year example of a great driving, distinctively styled and nicely specced mini-coupe. The nice spec in the case of this rare Winter edition with the detachable hardtop option includes heated leather seats, heated mirrors, aircon, leather door cards and Ford’s truly excellent heated windscreen.

Shed is fairly certain that the gearknob on these is the same aluminium ball as that used on the Racing Puma, just 500 of which ended up being built between 1999 and 2000. The plan was for 1,000 but nobody was interested at the time. Eeeh, there’s nowt so queer as folk etc. Sadly the StreetKa’s knob didn’t connect to the Racing’s 153hp 1.7 engine, but the 94hp 8v Duratec engine it did have was still enough for goodly amounts of driving fun, albeit using a goodly amount of fuel in the process with a 35mpg average, not that knicker elastic twanging for a top speed of 107mph and a 0-60 time of 11.7sec. It’s not always about the numbers though. Following the tragic and untimely demise of Ford chassis genius Richard Parry-Jones last week, a PH thread sprang up with more than one contributor recalling great times spent behind the wheel of RPJ cars.


Being a final-year car, our shed benefits from the 2005 interior updates. The engine is reliable and the build quality has turned out to be surprisingly good, rust caveats accepted. Heating systems play up and the original heater control valves can fail, resulting in hot air being pumped in even when you’re asking for cold, and the aftermarket replacement valves don’t appear to last very long. The suspension is not heavy duty, so a pothole doesn’t have to be massive to damage it. Clutch release bearings can whine and/or squawk but they all do that sir, it’s nothing to worry about. Most of the rest of the common problems are what might be termed consumables – brake calipers, wheel bearings and the like.

Final fact for today is that the StreetKa was built by Pininfarina, which gave some bright spark at Ford’s ad agency the excuse to produce a dopey Italian ad featuring Kylie Minogue. Don’t get too excited. This was probably the easiest money the Antipodean soap star and songstress ever made.


Click here for the original ad



Author
Discussion

the_hood

Original Poster:

773 posts

196 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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A StreetKa which I have no desire for. Ignoring the fact that they rust for fun, have you ever seen a guy driving one of these?

Funk

26,379 posts

211 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Note to the editor: I suspect you probably need 'rust caveats excepted' rather than 'accepted'.

1781cc

581 posts

96 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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For sub £1000 top down motoring you are better looking at an Audi A4 cabriolet then one of these hideous things

Cupramax

10,497 posts

254 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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1781cc said:
For sub £1000 top down motoring you are better looking at an Audi A4 cabriolet then one of these hideous things
Than FFS, pet hate , sorry.

g3org3y

20,753 posts

193 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Ethan! shout

sjabrown

1,943 posts

162 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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I have seen a male drive one of these. I’ll admit to being a passenger in that same car with that same driver.... once. Vivid memories that these do handle well and can tackle the various roundabouts in Inverness at alarming speed without coming off the road.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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1781cc said:
For sub £1000 top down motoring you are better looking at an Audi A4 cabriolet then one of these hideous things
Nothing is more hideous to me than driving an old audi. You’d need the larger boot and back seats to carry all the spares it’ll need, and engine oil it’ll burn.

mrpenks

370 posts

157 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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My young cousin had the hard top one for his first car (sportka).
It was a lovely car to drive, a bit like the Puma Mk1 with which it shared many parts. They do like to oxidise though.
Also, they’re surprisingly tough in an accident, which he learned...

forzaminardi

2,293 posts

189 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Some friends of a friend of mine back in the day used to have one of there. Both he and her were, erm, "well built" / "big boned" / "fat as f*ck". I always wondered how they fitted into it together.

p1stonhead

25,857 posts

169 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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g3org3y said:
Ethan! shout
laugh

I’ve really gotten into carthrottle recently.

‘stboxes’ are way more interesting to me than £1m supercars.

anonymous-user

56 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Woman here. It looks like something only a mother could love. In med school a colleague had one. She would leave her keys in the ignition and it was still there the next day. I am guessing it didn’t have enough “street cred.”

rampageturke

2,622 posts

164 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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the_hood said:
A StreetKa which I have no desire for. Ignoring the fact that they rust for fun, have you ever seen a guy driving one of these?
everyone says every car rusts for fun

doesnt really mean much

Nu57jez9639

824 posts

40 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Shed,vast improvement on the monstrosity last week even though it's a bird's car bought my Mrs a sportka from Manheim brotherton maybe 13,14 years ago ran it for a year or so no problems sailed through mot sold it and made £375 .

yme402

411 posts

104 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Come on Shed.......lets start getting back to the Shedding we know and love - ie big old smokers.

SteveTTT

112 posts

138 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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“...or the pitiful moan of an Escort CVH engine.”

Love it! Been there done that. Equally applicable to BL’s breathless 1.7 O Series in the wedgy Princess.

fieldmau5

180 posts

170 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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the_hood said:
A StreetKa which I have no desire for. Ignoring the fact that they rust for fun, have you ever seen a guy driving one of these?
Cars aren't gender specific. The only people who worry about these things are insecure men. The same kind of men who say men shouldn't drink cocktails.

Filibuster

3,191 posts

217 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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Very nice!

I have always had a soft spot for these! Really good looking, while maybe being a bit girly, and fun to drive, or so I heard.

biggbn

24,116 posts

222 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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the_hood said:
A StreetKa which I have no desire for. Ignoring the fact that they rust for fun, have you ever seen a guy driving one of these?
Owned one and adored it. Huge fun.

humphra

488 posts

94 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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I never had much like for Kas until I had one as a hire car 20 years ago and since then they've stuck in my memory as a really fun car to drive.

As for the StreetKa...... I like it. Plus I'm a bloke, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

And if modified cars are your thing, I've seen some nice examples of these.



Edited by humphra on Friday 23 April 07:28

alorotom

11,996 posts

189 months

Friday 23rd April 2021
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I’ve had a regular Ka, SportKa and StreetKa and loved them all

The Sport and Street never failed to put a smile on my face and were like little go-karts

Yes, fuel economy was dire, they rust for fun and they weren’t refined but that was their charm and charisma.

I can see these being really collectible and coveted in the future for decent examples.