RE: Alpina D4 S Gran Coupe launched
RE: Alpina D4 S Gran Coupe launched
Monday 20th June 2022

Alpina D4 S Gran Coupe launched

Not many cars could talk us back into a diesel engine. The new D4 S GC is one of them...


Diesel sales might have been assigned to industry’s back burner in the last few years, but that hasn’t meant an end to great (relatively speaking) diesel cars. Launched today, the Alpina D4 S Gran Coupe is a case in point. The petrol version of the luxury four-door model was introduced back in March with 495hp and 538lb ft of torque. Characteristically, the oil burner gets less outright power at 355hp, but supplies its owner with exactly the same amount of torque from 1,750rpm - and does it while returning 40.9mpg on a combined cycle. 

Anyone who has sampled the current D3 S will be familiar with the mild hybrid 3.0-litre straight-six motor, a breathed-on version of BMW’s top spec diesel that features an Alpina cooling system alongside a larger intercooler. Mated to the rear-biased xDrive all-wheel-drive system and the wonderfully slippery ZF eight-speed auto, its maker says the Gran Coupe will knock off 0-62mph in 4.8 seconds and is capable of 168mph. Plenty quick enough, in other words. 

But that’s not why you buy an Alpina. Or at least it isn’t the whole reason. Far better to fixate on what the tuner has done with the chassis. “As a true Gran Turismo, the BMW Alpina D4 S Gran Coupé combines emotional driving dynamics with comfortable touring,” the bumf says - and for once the marketing waffle rings true. The D3 S was one of the best real-world cars we drove last year, and there’s no reason to think that much the same chassis - featuring a reworked front axle and bespoke spring and damper configuration - wouldn’t achieve the same to-die-for driving experience in the GC. 

Of course, on top of that you’ll get the patented Alpina look. Most notable (as ever) are the 20-spoke forged alloys, which the manufacturer says weigh only 12kg a corner. Around them (as ever) you get the ALP-coded Pirelli P Zero tyres that are custom-made for Alpina and contribute to the note-perfect ride quality. Elsewhere you get the trademark chin spoiler and an ‘unobtrusive’ one at the back, too, alongside the four oval tailpipes that mark you out as a discerning buyer. You can basically have the car in any BMW colour, though absolutely you should it in the green or blue which are reserved for Alpina alone. 

Inside it is essentially a very high spec GC, with all the kit you’d expect - plus ‘elegant details’ like the familiar production plaque with an individual build number on it or the steering wheel hand-stitched in Lavalina leather. In fact, if you’re so inclined, you can have the whole cabin upgraded to Lavalina courtesy of Alpina’s in-house leather workshop. Naturally that will add to the model’s 79,700 euro starting price (around £68,500), but you’ll probably appreciate it in the long run. 

And considering the D4 S Gran Coupe for the long run is a good way to go. As we know, its maker is due to be absorbed into the BMW mothership from 2026, and while the manufacturer is quite capable of producing special versions of its own products, by definition they will not be the Alpina-branded cars we’ve come to love. So there are not only a finite number of diesel-engined models left to come, there is also a limited amount of Buchloe-produced stuff left to get excited about. The D4 S Gran Coupe is among them, so if you’ve ever been tempted by the company’s special sauce when it comes to oil burners, now is the time to get serious about it. Deliveries commence in September. 


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mersontheperson

Original Poster:

732 posts

196 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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I like it

pycraft

1,500 posts

215 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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There are some things you can't polish .... the current 4-series is an OK saloon as current BMWs go, but sitting in the last-generation 4-series this morning and passing a few of the new ones, they seem ridiculously tall for a "four door coupe".

PSB1967

505 posts

187 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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Ooo! Maybe you can polish a turd.laugh

Ashok

622 posts

290 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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I just can't get past that grille frown

jimmytheone

2,026 posts

249 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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I dont understand why they've limited the market to Gran's.
My gran wouldnt buy one jester

WCZ

11,564 posts

225 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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still lacks power, are they ever going to be able to make a diesel that gets anywhere near the petrol equivilent in terms of power
fwiw i've had a 335d, 530d, audi a5 biturbo diesel etc etc

stuckmojo

4,118 posts

219 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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Massive missed opportunity of using the awful grille from the standard BMW>

NDNDNDND

2,546 posts

214 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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Rear 3/4 view:

Hey, that's actually pretty handsome!

Front view:

tumbleweed

steve S owner

99 posts

254 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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That front end though!

nismo48

7,230 posts

238 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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Do like the colour...the rest well...rolleyes

Daveyraveygravey

2,115 posts

215 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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I suspect this would make my annual 2,500 mile round trip to Pescara as pleasant as it could possibly be. Unfortunately I would have to wait 10 years + for depreciation to put it in my ball park, at which point I would be terrified of massive bills. I might also be anxious about the availability of diesel by then too!

ChrisCh86

1,135 posts

75 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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You'd be better off with the extremely similar D3, therefore avoiding that front grille!

I'd love a B3 touring please...

cerb4.5lee

45,188 posts

211 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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I don't mind the front grill on the G8x M3/M4, but I'm not as keen on the front grill on these and the rest of the 4 series range though.

bluemason

1,169 posts

154 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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stuckmojo said:
Massive missed opportunity of using the awful grille from the standard BMW>
The blacked out grill on white cars look even worse. You will see plenty in white that have black grills,black rear tints, m badge, black rims






Edited by bluemason on Monday 20th June 12:57

DCerebrate

382 posts

141 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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Alpina have lost the plot over the past 5 years. A 2017 model diesel had the same power but nedc economy was c53mpg. Even taking into account the change to wltp, the extra weight of a mild hybrid is obviously doing nothing for the car as combined economy is only 41mpg. The combination of power and economy was part of the usp for Alpinas.

WCZ

11,564 posts

225 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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DCerebrate said:
Alpina have lost the plot over the past 5 years. A 2017 model diesel had the same power but nedc economy was c53mpg. Even taking into account the change to wltp, the extra weight of a mild hybrid is obviously doing nothing for the car as combined economy is only 41mpg. The combination of power and economy was part of the usp for Alpinas.
diesel just hasn't moved forward at all really in terms of power etc

wpa1975

14,827 posts

145 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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By Alpina standards that is not a good looking car.

flukey5

406 posts

91 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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pycraft said:
There are some things you can't polish .... the current 4-series is an OK saloon as current BMWs go, but sitting in the last-generation 4-series this morning and passing a few of the new ones, they seem ridiculously tall for a "four door coupe".
All cars that have chassis capable of electrification look tall and have a 'fat' ugly lower bumper/under doors area for housing the batteries. I haven't heard many others pointing this design out but it really annoys me for some reason.

Funk

27,786 posts

240 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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Ashok said:
I just can't get past that grille frown
Same. Total deal-breaker for me.

BigChiefmuffinAgain

1,785 posts

129 months

Monday 20th June 2022
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WCZ said:
DCerebrate said:
Alpina have lost the plot over the past 5 years. A 2017 model diesel had the same power but nedc economy was c53mpg. Even taking into account the change to wltp, the extra weight of a mild hybrid is obviously doing nothing for the car as combined economy is only 41mpg. The combination of power and economy was part of the usp for Alpinas.
diesel just hasn't moved forward at all really in terms of power etc
I can imagine that no one is really spending any major monies on diesel engine development any more. Actually, almost any ICE is probably only getting small updates given the time horizons involved, declining demand and the need to invest in electric. Just look at how long VW have been using the same 2 litre petrol turbo. There's only so much the car manufacturers can do with their stretched R&D budgets....