Drive through zoo'z

[StottyZr]

On Saturday I thought it would be a good idea to go to Knowsley safari park with some friends. During the 5 mile "Safari drive" there is a Baboon section. You can either drive through the Baboon section, or opt out for the "car friendly route". Being in my old 106 I figured, whats the worst that could happen?

Well, it was all going well until the Baboons decided to ambush my car. I got monkey piss all over my windowscreen, a masturbating baboon on my bonnet, rear window wiper bent, rear screen washer cover was eaten, both wing mirrors damaged (ones now fked), drivers door bump strip ripped completely off, front windscreen wiper was ripped to pieces and the entire car covered in Baboon arse juice and paw prints. It was awesome.

Has anybody else been to one of these drive through zoo's, and what damage has been done to your car in the process?

Edit: Spelling

Edited by StottyZr on Monday 18th July 14:39

[StottyZr]

YorkshirePudding said:

Call me a coward but I always take the car safe option at Knowsley, funny watching other peoples cars being pulled apart though.

Funny you say this, just at the other side of the fence 4 cars had parked up to watch the carnage. Baby Baboons were strategically placed in front of my car so I couldn't drive away.

One moment the monkeys were playing, frolicking and masturbating just long enough for me to relax and trust them.

Then bam! They fked me up

Edit: My own grammar annoyed me.

Edited by StottyZr on Monday 18th July 14:51