Crap drivers......they're out there.

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So, neighbour ding donged on the door last night, to have a bit of a whinge about where Mrs CK is parking her car "as it makes it difficult to get in our parking space"....It doesn't, it's just that said neighbour is so woefully bad at driving they need a football pitch to park on.
In the interest of anything for a quiet life, I politely agreed that we'll keep Mrs CK's motor out of the way, but at the same time suggested Neighbour could make things easier on everyone by utilising their garage (which is, unbelievably, empty)
The reply put everything in to even more perspective.....
"Put it in the garage?! My driving's not good enough to get it in there!", delivered with suitable

I'm surrounded by fkwits.

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Nealio said:

Well, in fairness, I'd struggle to get an average sized car in an average garage in this country.

Well there is that, except the garages round at our place are mahoosive. I can get the Defender in mine, and still open the door fully, to the stop.
The silly moo two doors down just can't face manouvering in to the garage.

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Monkeylegend said:

Then tell your neighbour it's not a problem for you and wifey will park her car in his garage, problem sorted.

That's already crossed my mind