Best Car to NOT Impress a new girlfriend

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In contrast to the thread about impressing women with a car, what do you think would do the total opposite?

I'd have to go for some sort of battered old Corsa with a Max Power style bodykit and cherry bomb exhaust

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SturdyHSV said:

Depends whether you're after teenagers or not. If so, an old Corsa with a fart can is frankly de rigeur and will seemingly have you knee deep in some kind of clunge as soon as you find yourself in a Tesco car park on a Friday night.

Otherwise, I'd say a special version of a really normal car. Volvo 850 T5, or Lotus Carlton.

A Lotus Carlton you'd be so busy scraping men off it the women would never even bother.

Do those lot get a lot of flange then? i always just assumed they sat round with a load of other lads in the car park until their tag imposed curfew kicked in then went home and masturbated furiously to babestation or over the pics on fake acebook accounts?

i never had a car at that age as i spent all my money going clubbing, that didn't get me munch flange either, apparantly you don't look at your best charging round a club sweating and gurning at 5am

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Marc p said:

My first car was a Honda Civic coupe with bodykit, farty exhaust, massive spoiler, stickered up like a BDC car and......wait for it.....Lambo Doors

At 17, the girls loved it, can't see me in it at 25 though

at 17 if i saw you in that i'd have thought you were the man, in fact i'm sure in your area you were the man

I had a Vespa scooter thinking i'd look like Jude Law in Alfie, the problems for me were A) I'm not Jude Law, B)He's wearing a Dior suit, i'm wearing hand-me-down waterproofs, C) He's cruising down some cool street in London without a helmet, I've got a helmet that looks like i'm a medieval diver and am going around suburban Derbyshire

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I've decided that this would be the worst, nothing could make you look like more of a felcher
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-F430-replica-kit...

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Vocal Minority said:

I was going to say that you were looking st that like too much of a petrolhead... 'urgh its a naff replica'.

BUT, your right, it doesn't look finished.

You say not finished, he says 100% accurate. I think you're being kind and he's some kind of moron

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cirian75 said:

my current ride

1.3 Ignis GL



great car barring its naff motorway cruising and meh looks

without me meaning to sound like a nob, what makes it a great car? (genuinely interested to know)