And then "Yipper chirps up"
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had ham said:
He's at it again in Holidays and Travel, offering up 'advice' based on a 10 second Google search. Here's his view on a trip to San Fransisco...
Getting very tiresome now.
Hilarious though, there is no way he has been to SF. Or he has missed all of the good bits. Seattle LOL. Yipper said:
SF is a great business city, but it's a bit overrated for tourism.
Alcatraz is brilliant. Lombard Street is fun for a challenge in a hire car. The harbour sub is good to poke around. The golden bridge is small and an anticlimax.
If doing a whole week, it's probably worth squeezing in a second city nearby. Somewhere like Seattle, which has a big tower, seaplanes and volcanoes.
SF/Seattle is a 2hr flight/10+hr drive FFS.Alcatraz is brilliant. Lombard Street is fun for a challenge in a hire car. The harbour sub is good to poke around. The golden bridge is small and an anticlimax.
If doing a whole week, it's probably worth squeezing in a second city nearby. Somewhere like Seattle, which has a big tower, seaplanes and volcanoes.
Getting very tiresome now.
And he’s an expert weather forecaster too:-
Yipper said:
Yeah, it looks like Winter is pretty much over for this year.
About another 4-6 weeks of rain and slightly-above-zero temps, and then Spring arrives.
Chances of a long, hard Winter in England and Wales (and most of Scotland) are now close to zero, due to global warming.
About another 4-6 weeks of rain and slightly-above-zero temps, and then Spring arrives.
Chances of a long, hard Winter in England and Wales (and most of Scotland) are now close to zero, due to global warming.
Ultra Sound Guy said:
And he’s an expert weather forecaster too:-
I'd like a Yipper for my phone. At this rate he'll be making Google obsolete in about a year.Yipper said:
Yeah, it looks like Winter is pretty much over for this year.
About another 4-6 weeks of rain and slightly-above-zero temps, and then Spring arrives.
Chances of a long, hard Winter in England and Wales (and most of Scotland) are now close to zero, due to global warming.
About another 4-6 weeks of rain and slightly-above-zero temps, and then Spring arrives.
Chances of a long, hard Winter in England and Wales (and most of Scotland) are now close to zero, due to global warming.
This is my favourite ATM.
Yipper said:
The research typically shows ~90% of women find baldies unattractive, men perceive baldies as older and slower, while your chances of rising to the top of the career ladder are slashed by as much as ~50%. You need to stop balding and reverse it asap. Do something about it. What's more, balding is often a visual sign of poor health, like reproductive, blood or hormone problems. Being a slaphead is not good for your health, sex or career.
Yipper said:
The research typically shows ~90% of women find baldies unattractive, men perceive baldies as older and slower, while your chances of rising to the top of the career ladder are slashed by as much as ~50%. You need to stop balding and reverse it asap. Do something about it. What's more, balding is often a visual sign of poor health, like reproductive, blood or hormone problems. Being a slaphead is not good for your health, sex or career.
Seventy said:
This is my favourite ATM.
Yipper said:
The research typically shows ~90% of women find baldies unattractive, men perceive baldies as older and slower, while your chances of rising to the top of the career ladder are slashed by as much as ~50%. You need to stop balding and reverse it asap. Do something about it. What's more, balding is often a visual sign of poor health, like reproductive, blood or hormone problems. Being a slaphead is not good for your health, sex or career.
Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel and Dwayne Johnson agree.Yipper said:
The research typically shows ~90% of women find baldies unattractive, men perceive baldies as older and slower, while your chances of rising to the top of the career ladder are slashed by as much as ~50%. You need to stop balding and reverse it asap. Do something about it. What's more, balding is often a visual sign of poor health, like reproductive, blood or hormone problems. Being a slaphead is not good for your health, sex or career.
Harvey Weinstein doesn't.
king love this site 
Speed 3 said:
Turbojuice said:
I'd like a Yipper for my phone. At this rate he'll be making Google obsolete in about a year.
Can you reconfigure Alexa to be a Yipper ?And the best bit is there'll be no shortage of quotes!
AlexRS2782 said:
One from earlier today:
I'm surprised he didn't suggest dominating the stairs, chucking cans of Red Bull, or hammering frozen sausages into Sainsbury's lawn.Yipper said:
Sainsbury's broke your car. They owe you a new car.
Do not tell your own insurer. Do not make a claim.
Claim immediately from Sainsbury's. Today. Now. Don't faff about or show weakness.
Do not tell your own insurer. Do not make a claim.
Claim immediately from Sainsbury's. Today. Now. Don't faff about or show weakness.
Yipper said:
The research typically shows obese people are 30-40% less productive than average and take 50-60% more sick days. But it's probably discriminatory and illegal to tackle them directly. You'll need to find a workaround method, like a company-subsidized fitness program.
Just plucked out of nowhere.www.askyipper.com
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