Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 21]

Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 21]

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BenS94

2,055 posts

26 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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Mark-C said:
BenS94 said:
One for the brave - failed MOT with corrosion November 2022 then passed and seemingly no more miles since then.

Could be a bargain of course ...
It's in West Yorkshire! It'll be fine.... biggrin

Bear-n

1,632 posts

84 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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A) West Yorkshire cars for sale are getting to the same legendary ‘bulletproof M54’ status, in the wildly inaccurate internet trope stakes.

B) It’s in Lancashire.

bolidemichael

14,053 posts

203 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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W00DY said:
I mean, look at that interior…

JUST LOOK AT THAT INTERIOR!!!

21st Century Man

41,128 posts

250 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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bolidemichael said:
W00DY said:
I mean, look at that interior…

JUST LOOK AT THAT INTERIOR!!!
That's build quality and durability, it looks new.

LayZ

1,640 posts

244 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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Regarding the Renault 25, that one looks just like the one I have in France. In the UK that is a seriously rare car. Autoboxes are hopeless and very unusual to see one still going.

Mine is a 2.1 Turbo DX with > 300k kilometres. Sadly my <<ordinateur de bord vocale>> does not work.


BenS94

2,055 posts

26 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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Bear-n said:
A) West Yorkshire cars for sale are getting to the same legendary ‘bulletproof M54’ status, in the wildly inaccurate internet trope stakes.

B) It’s in Lancashire.
D'Oh! I was convinced.... I stand corrected.

tr7v8

7,217 posts

230 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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LayZ said:
Regarding the Renault 25, that one looks just like the one I have in France. In the UK that is a seriously rare car. Autoboxes are hopeless and very unusual to see one still going.

Mine is a 2.1 Turbo DX with > 300k kilometres. Sadly my <<ordinateur de bord vocale>> does not work.
I had a V6 25 Electronic Auto when I lived in Norfolk. B42EEV, bought in around 1990, it was an unreliable disaster. The local Renaul Main dealer had no clue (mine was the only V6 they serviced). Loads of cooling problems, then an electrical fault on the fuel pump circuit. The main dealer had me shouting at their incompetence multiple times. But a funny sequence when I phoned up to see if it was ready after a service. The service manager said in hushed tones "One of our delivery lorries hit it. Its in the paint shop now" Itt turned out that a delivery driver dropped his tail hoist & then managed to reverse the tail hoisy up the bonnet & into the windscreen! New bonnet & windscreen. I joked with the service manager that it was the most expensive car in the car park to hit. He agreed.
When it was running it was lovely, bit like mobile armchairs. Pretty economical for a 2.7L V6 even when we towed the caravan with it. The stereo was fantastic, a Phillips special build for the car.

The Count

3,279 posts

265 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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LayZ said:
Regarding the Renault 25, that one looks just like the one I have in France. In the UK that is a seriously rare car. Autoboxes are hopeless and very unusual to see one still going.

Mine is a 2.1 Turbo DX with > 300k kilometres. Sadly my <<ordinateur de bord vocale>> does not work.

Another 25 fan here. Old man had a 25 (2.2 GTX) and the seats were incredible, like armchairs. When it was time to change, we were in France (i was obsessed with french car magazines) and spotted this below. As a young person, i begged him to get it, but sadly they didn't (i don't think) do a right hand drive model.



Look at that interior..


p.s. may i ask what that sign means?

macron

10,023 posts

168 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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LayZ said:
Regarding the Renault 25, that one looks just like the one I have in France. In the UK that is a seriously rare car. Autoboxes are hopeless and very unusual to see one still going.

Mine is a 2.1 Turbo DX with > 300k kilometres. Sadly my <<ordinateur de bord vocale>> does not work.

yum

The Don of Croy

6,022 posts

161 months

Thursday 23rd November 2023
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carinaman said:
The vendor states sold in a 13 Sept. post.

I thought the choice pick was the S2.5 the 85/86 cars with the chassis improvements of the S4 but without the S4 32 valve motor.
Was there a 2.5 in the 928? Or was that the 944?

Or am I due a Norwegian Blue?

Either way, not a barge. Mighty motors, but not barge (although I haven’t driven any Porsche, ever).

RUI488

330 posts

15 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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GeniusOfLove said:
My experience of all VAG cars from this century, and it's mirrored by quite a few sheddists I know, is that you see very leggy ones but you almost never see old ones.

Let me explain: You can buy a new Audi or VW and if you want to you can put 300,000 miles on it and with proper maintenance it'll take it and often take it quite well. Once it turns 12/13 years old though it will start to fall to st and you will be faced with one thing after another after another breaking and all of them will be a swine to find the right part for (17 part variations in a 7 year run territory) and it will be an even bigger swine to access and fit. Things that you weren't even aware COULD break will break, like the evaporative emissions system on the fuel tank, or the second thermostat you never a car could have.

It doesn't matter if the car has done 60k miles or 300k miles, age seems to do something to them that doesn't seem to happen with other cars. They're the absolute opposite of cockroach cars like the Astra H that just seem to go forever until someone can't be bothered to spend £200 on new discs and pads for it.

On that basis they're the one brand I would recommend any sheddist/smoker to avoid like the plague, and from what I've seen of their output over the last 5 years they're starting to cut costs that are highly visible so I imagine they're even worse now.
This is all gold plated advice.
Not many people know about the evaporative emissions set up - someone who mentions this, and is right about everything else, knows what they’re talking about!
I work in a garage that does Toyota, VAG and Hyundai.

If i had to buy one- first choice would be Toyota, second choice would be Hyundai. Third would be walking.

bolidemichael

14,053 posts

203 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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RUI488 said:
Third would be walking.
I didn’t realise that you, too, owned an E500 and an L322!

QBee

21,120 posts

146 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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The Count said:
Another 25 fan here. Old man had a 25 (2.2 GTX) and the seats were incredible, like armchairs. When it was time to change, we were in France (i was obsessed with french car magazines) and spotted this below. As a young person, i begged him to get it, but sadly they didn't (i don't think) do a right hand drive model.



Look at that interior..


p.s. may i ask what that sign means?
Au contraire, mon ami.
After 3 Renault 25s, I drove the last one through a flood at 180k miles and broke the engine. I didn't know that the elephant trunk air intake hose went right down to 3 inches above the road before going up again to the engine, and 180k miles of Britain's finest country roads had pebble dashed the hose to oblivion. Car sucked in water and bang.

I bought my local dealer's demonstrator Safrane K801SRT (which is what your pictures are) in right hand drive. Nice car, I could see it was a move on 10 years from the 25, but I didn't actually like it as much. Only thing I remember about it in 72,000 miles of ownership was a manufacturing fault which caused the trip computer and much of the dash to completely clear when the temperature dropped below freezing.

This was useful two years later when my next car (Lexus LS 400) developed a winter gearbox fault (fortunately under warranty). It turned out to be a £1280 ECU that was temperature sensitive. The garage had had the car five months by then trying to find the fault and had had the engine and gearbox out and all sorts of other bits. It was chance conversation with the workshop manager, trying to think through the problem together, when I recalled the Safrane event and the lightbulb in his eyes went on - he dashed into the workshop, grabbed the ECU from their loan car and bingo - problem solved. Looking back in the service records, they had replaced my ECU previously.....and this found the bad batch. Report back to Lexus uncovered about 10 other similar mysterious problems recorded for head scratching.

RUI488

330 posts

15 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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The Count said:
Another 25 fan here. Old man had a 25 (2.2 GTX) and the seats were incredible, like armchairs. When it was time to change, we were in France (i was obsessed with french car magazines) and spotted this below. As a young person, i begged him to get it, but sadly they didn't (i don't think) do a right hand drive model.



Look at that interior..


p.s. may i ask what that sign means?
That looks absolutely fabulous.

TommoAE86

2,682 posts

129 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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RUI488 said:
That looks absolutely fabulous.
Agreed, it's Friday right? 5 times thread max but is a BiTurbo and yellow high-beams? cloud9

The Count

3,279 posts

265 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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TommoAE86 said:
RUI488 said:
That looks absolutely fabulous.
Agreed, it's Friday right? 5 times thread max but is a BiTurbo and yellow high-beams? cloud9
That's the bounder..strong money.

BenB91

289 posts

73 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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Didn't realise how cheap Mercedes w221s were. Can comfortable get one for under 5 bags (and then spend 5 bags in repair bills).

Swervin_Mervin

4,491 posts

240 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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QBee said:
The Count said:
Another 25 fan here. Old man had a 25 (2.2 GTX) and the seats were incredible, like armchairs. When it was time to change, we were in France (i was obsessed with french car magazines) and spotted this below. As a young person, i begged him to get it, but sadly they didn't (i don't think) do a right hand drive model.



Look at that interior..


p.s. may i ask what that sign means?
Au contraire, mon ami.
After 3 Renault 25s, I drove the last one through a flood at 180k miles and broke the engine. I didn't know that the elephant trunk air intake hose went right down to 3 inches above the road before going up again to the engine, and 180k miles of Britain's finest country roads had pebble dashed the hose to oblivion. Car sucked in water and bang.

I bought my local dealer's demonstrator Safrane K801SRT (which is what your pictures are) in right hand drive. Nice car, I could see it was a move on 10 years from the 25, but I didn't actually like it as much. Only thing I remember about it in 72,000 miles of ownership was a manufacturing fault which caused the trip computer and much of the dash to completely clear when the temperature dropped below freezing.

This was useful two years later when my next car (Lexus LS 400) developed a winter gearbox fault (fortunately under warranty). It turned out to be a £1280 ECU that was temperature sensitive. The garage had had the car five months by then trying to find the fault and had had the engine and gearbox out and all sorts of other bits. It was chance conversation with the workshop manager, trying to think through the problem together, when I recalled the Safrane event and the lightbulb in his eyes went on - he dashed into the workshop, grabbed the ECU from their loan car and bingo - problem solved. Looking back in the service records, they had replaced my ECU previously.....and this found the bad batch. Report back to Lexus uncovered about 10 other similar mysterious problems recorded for head scratching.
I believe he was specifically referring to the BiTurbo, which wasn't sold in the UK wink

GeniusOfLove

1,517 posts

14 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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BenB91 said:
Didn't realise how cheap Mercedes w221s were. Can comfortable get one for under 5 bags (and then spend 5 bags in repair bills).
W221 S Classes...

shudders

Nope, not over it yet.

ChocolateFrog

26,074 posts

175 months

Friday 24th November 2023
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Mark-C said:
BenS94 said:
One for the brave - failed MOT with corrosion November 2022 then passed and seemingly no more miles since then.

Could be a bargain of course ...
Visible rust from the first picture.

Almost certainly an absolute dog underneath.
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