Best smoker barges 1-5 large [Vol 21]

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bolidemichael

14,006 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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RicksAlfas said:
Stegel said:
I wore a boiler suit. That is all.
No chafing issues?
Two images that weren't desired. Stegel, that warranted a [spoiler] tag.

StonedRollin

1,676 posts

212 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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bolidemichael said:
RicksAlfas said:
Stegel said:
I wore a boiler suit. That is all.
No chafing issues?
Two images that weren't desired. Stegel, that warranted a [spoiler] tag.
Is it Friday already?

bolidemichael

14,006 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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StonedRollin said:
bolidemichael said:
RicksAlfas said:
Stegel said:
I wore a boiler suit. That is all.
No chafing issues?
Two images that weren't desired. Stegel, that warranted a [spoiler] tag.
Is it Friday already?
I don't think that you're allowed to refer to that day explicitly any longer mate. Can you please edit it to refer to it as 'the day preceeding Saturday'?

Raino144

121 posts

71 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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StonedRollin said:
Is it Friday already?
NSFW content smile

tog

4,561 posts

230 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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Foeux said:
I should charge for the following truffle of knowledge but you seem like a nice enough bunch l, able to wield power responsibly.

I like short shorts. I like them a lot but they come with a risk of parsnip tipping unless bought with care.

I live in Wiltshire. In it there is Swindon. In Swindon there is an outlet centre. In that, is a nike shop. In that is a womens section. Go there. Once there, you will find all the most lurid hues and ludicrous sizes of sports wear for females. I need to buy sizes like xxl in womens. They only make them so that they don't get shout-killed on the Internet for lack of inclusivity; the range is staggering and rich at the juggernaut end of the rail.

The very best, inexplicable feature of the womens short shorts at the Nike outlet shop in Swindon in Wiltshire is that they feature an internal parsnip baffle. You can be rocking a salmon pink set of smart casual shorts with a 2" inseam without fear of getting onto some sort of list... ok, maybe you'll get into vogue on a list for being a fashion man but not THAT kind of list.

The Audi has so many compartments for garments such as these which I would be delighted to showcase. France is hot, too so I may even need to stock up.
Helpful sartorial advice. I also live near Swindon and although I try to avoid the outlet in general, and the Nike store in particular, perhaps there is a rich seam of hot fashion to be mined there.

Stegel

1,958 posts

176 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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RicksAlfas said:
Stegel said:
I wore a boiler suit. That is all.
No chafing issues?
None whatsoever. The Victoria’s Secret shop at Cheshire Oaks…….

bolidemichael

14,006 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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Stegel said:
RicksAlfas said:
Stegel said:
I wore a boiler suit. That is all.
No chafing issues?
None whatsoever. The Victoria’s Secret shop at Cheshire Oaks…….
What's Victoria's 'secret shop'? This is getting awfully baudy.

Stegel

1,958 posts

176 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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bolidemichael said:
What's Victoria's 'secret shop'? This is getting awfully baudy.

You can’t not know! (Isn’t there a w in bawdy - Ian, is that you?).

Jim the Sunderer

3,241 posts

184 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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I like the new crossdressing advice in this thread.

Maybe I judged Audi drivers too harshly all these years rofl

bolidemichael

14,006 posts

203 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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Stegel said:
bolidemichael said:
What's Victoria's 'secret shop'? This is getting awfully baudy.

You can’t not know! (Isn’t there a w in bawdy - Ian, is that you?).
Apologies, it must've been the Chaucer that I was reading thirty years ago.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,542 posts

182 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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It's the references to parsnips that have confused me.

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
It's the references to parsnips that have confused me.
Maybe 'uncooked, party-size chipolata' is something you're more familiar with?

anonymous-user

56 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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The parsnip thing is half of the alliterative term 'passion parsnip' that I sometimes have cause to use if ruder terms seem inappropriate.

It is good for use when meeting the grandparents of a friend for the first time or in job interviews etc.

Ps this is not iron-vlad advice. You can't blame me if you don't get a job when steering talks towards your passion parsnip during an interview.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,542 posts

182 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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V8mate said:
Maybe 'uncooked, party-size chipolata' is something you're more familiar with?
Party size means massive, yeah?

RicksAlfas

13,433 posts

246 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
Party size means massive, yeah?
Yep. In a tin covered in brine.

Raino144

121 posts

71 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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RicksAlfas said:
Yep. In a tin covered in brine.
Is that the normal treatment one must undertake to recover from a visit to Swindon?

V8mate

45,899 posts

191 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
V8mate said:
Maybe 'uncooked, party-size chipolata' is something you're more familiar with?
Party size means massive, yeah?
'Fits neatly on a cocktail stick' - according to the OED.

TyrannosauRoss Lex

35,180 posts

214 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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V8mate said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
V8mate said:
Maybe 'uncooked, party-size chipolata' is something you're more familiar with?
Party size means massive, yeah?
'Fits neatly on a cocktail stick' - according to the OED.
Most women would be disappointed with a party with sausages like that.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,542 posts

182 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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TyrannosauRoss Lex said:
V8mate said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
V8mate said:
Maybe 'uncooked, party-size chipolata' is something you're more familiar with?
Party size means massive, yeah?
'Fits neatly on a cocktail stick' - according to the OED.
Most women would be disappointed with a party with sausages like that.
I suspect that disappointing women is something that a number of us threadists have in common.

Mark-C

5,235 posts

207 months

Wednesday 29th June 2022
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Just dropped in for the first time this week to find a whole page of innuendo and no barges ... Happy Days thumbup

A tad over budget and in France but have we had an Avantime recently? https://www.carandclassic.com/car/C1407331
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