Toyota Blade Master G, your Gran's Auris on steroids

Toyota Blade Master G, your Gran's Auris on steroids

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Horsetan

410 posts

209 months

Friday 6th October 2017
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Reminds me of the idea behind the Mk.1 Nissan Micra SuperTurbo - another small car with freakish performance.

cheddar

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4,637 posts

176 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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No point in more pics of the outside because, well, it's an Auris, here's some others

The dealer was kind enough to fit 4 new tyres, so Michelin Pilot Sport Cups then? Nearly but not quite, a full set of the mighty Windforce Catchpower instead




It's fitted with the largest interior light known to man, yes you big but why you SO dim?



Dials and floppy paddles for the six speed slushtronic


The seats are a mix of leather bolsters and what Toyota just calls 'skin', it's a bit like synthetic moleskin and velly comfy. 100% of the interior styling budget was spent on the handbrake and its surround (oh, and the huge but dim interior light)




There are sub menus upon sub menus of Japanese something or other
Huh?


Double huh?


I've driven it for a few days now and really quite like it
Good bits:
Anonymity
Refinement
Ride and comfort
Handling to 6 tenths
Equipment - proximity key, radar cruise, quality audio, auto bits and bobs
SO fast

The bad:
Seat won't go low enough
Steering wheel won't adjust high enough
Handling beyond 6 tenths
Gearbox won't change up in manual when asked under heavy throttle but changes down when it's not asked to
Windpower Catchforce tyres
The big dim light
I need to employ a Japanese translator

Whataguy

862 posts

82 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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Try the Google translate app if you have an android phone.

Photo/video mode lets you hold up your phone and see instant translations from the camera on the screen in real time.

Kawasicki

13,132 posts

237 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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cheddar said:
Windpower Catchforce tyres
Windforce Catchpower

Get it right FFS!

cheddar

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4,637 posts

176 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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Kawasicki said:
Windforce Catchpower

Get it right FFS!
Good call, I'm humbled......

seiben

2,350 posts

136 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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That menu hehe

I once had a Toyota Soarer as a courtesy car (yes, really!) and it spent three full days bonging red warning messages at me in Japanese. God knows what was wrong with it. Seeing your touchscren menu I don't feel so bad!

TartanPaint

3,001 posts

141 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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Loving this even more. I want one. Especially with a set of Catchwind Forcepowers!

Kawasicki

13,132 posts

237 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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TartanPaint said:
Loving this even more. I want one. Especially with a set of Catchwind Forcepowers!
Windforce Catchpower.

cheddar

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4,637 posts

176 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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Torque steer in 4th is new to me but it does happen

It weighs nearly 100kgs less than a MK5 Golf R32 but has 30 more horsepower.
Off the line it's rubbish but through the gears it's hilariously quick....




TartanPaint

3,001 posts

141 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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Kawasicki said:
TartanPaint said:
Loving this even more. I want one. Especially with a set of Catchwind Forcepowers!
Windforce Catchpower.
Is he Benedict's brother?

Truckosaurus

11,475 posts

286 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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cheddar said:
...Gearbox won't change up in manual when asked under heavy throttle but changes down when it's not asked to...
If it operates the same way that my Lexus gearbox does then the manual mode isn't really manual gearbox it is more of a "what is the highest gear you want me to use" selector, so it will still kickdown to a lower gear and not necessarily change up when you click the Up paddle.

Usget

5,426 posts

213 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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Love the car and love the name even more. Sounds like a 1980s rapper.

cheddar

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4,637 posts

176 months

Tuesday 10th October 2017
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Truckosaurus said:
cheddar said:
...Gearbox won't change up in manual when asked under heavy throttle but changes down when it's not asked to...
If it operates the same way that my Lexus gearbox does then the manual mode isn't really manual gearbox it is more of a "what is the highest gear you want me to use" selector, so it will still kickdown to a lower gear and not necessarily change up when you click the Up paddle.
Yep, that's it, selecting a gear merely gives permission for to change up at the redline under heavy throttle, yet when I manually select say 4th at 50mph and want to squuuueeeze it out of a corner using the torque it'll drop two cogs and send me up the road like I've been fired out of a shotgun

lewishollings

199 posts

88 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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cheddar said:
Yep, that's it, selecting a gear merely gives permission for to change up at the redline under heavy throttle, yet when I manually select say 4th at 50mph and want to squuuueeeze it out of a corner using the torque it'll drop two cogs and send me up the road like I've been fired out of a shotgun
This made me laugh way more than it should have, images in my head of surprise kickdown...

Galsia

2,172 posts

192 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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Awesome car. Is it actually 276bhp or is it '276bhp nudge nudge wink wink'?

Galsia

2,172 posts

192 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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Awesome car. Is it actually 276bhp or is it '276bhp nudge nudge wink wink'?

JS1500

579 posts

179 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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Usget said:
Love the car and love the name even more. Sounds like a 1980s rapper.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_Gee_(musician)

cheddar

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4,637 posts

176 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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Galsia said:
Awesome car. Is it actually 276bhp or is it '276bhp nudge nudge wink wink'?
Possibly, the same engine makes a claimed 310bhp in the Lexus IS350 so yes Toyota might be protecting their premium brand by under quoting here

Usget

5,426 posts

213 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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That has to be worth a trip to a rolling road. An Auris with more power than a Golf R would be a great claim!

Kawasicki

13,132 posts

237 months

Wednesday 11th October 2017
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cheddar said:
Galsia said:
Awesome car. Is it actually 276bhp or is it '276bhp nudge nudge wink wink'?
Possibly, the same engine makes a claimed 310bhp in the Lexus IS350 so yes Toyota might be protecting their premium brand by under quoting here
in a heavy Aurion that I drove with this engine the horses felt extremely healthy