The Art of Shedding

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Michaelbailey

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108 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I'll be giving this a follow

CornedBeef

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190 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I love this thread, can't believe I didn't click it sooner - thanks for the big update. When you factor in the £400 a day thing for the filming company that makes it even better! Half of the cars you listed in yesterday's update I've never seen on the road - quite partial to the Peugeot van funnily enough.

Poisson96

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133 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I have no words. That is insanity and I love it.

Gooly

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150 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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love this, best thread on here

Bobberoo99

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100 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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You sir, are a nutter!!! Love it, please keep us updated!!!

funkyrobot

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230 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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I guess being handy at spannering and welding helps with this?

As someone who has only done minimal spannering, I salute you. Seems like something that could be a world of fun if you have the experience, time and tools for it.

Retroshite

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Blanco92 said:
And I thought I drove a shed...

Do you do much to tart them up before selling on, e.g service, wash and polish etc? I can see you weld a few... it’s that that puts me off a car! Clearly I’m doing it wrong.
The aim for me is to get the cars and drive them, some may need general maintenance, welding or minor fettling but I'm not "tarting them up" I'm just fixing them for my personal enjoyment.
There's a strange satisfaction in taking a car nobody cares about which is probably one mot failure away from the scrappers and giving it a new lease of life.
From a financial standpoint it probably isn't worth the grief but for the entertainment factor I usually get some enjoyment out of.
I'm not shining them up and photographing them in a white room and selling them for extortionate amounts, I'm just preserving them for my own amusement and selling them on as honest used old cars.
I'm also not doing this for a living, I have a full time job as a welder on a submarine dismantling programme, this is just a bit of fun on the weekends. I love travelling to new places and buying crap old cars just for the adventure.

Very little puts me off buying stuff, if I want it I'll usually just go out and get it, I don't care if its dirty, needs welding, has moon miles on it, doesn't have service history, as long as it starts, goes and stops I'm easy.
I'll happily let everyone else avoid buying cars like these if it means I can get them for little money, enjoy them and move onto the next one.

bungz

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122 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Great read.

However I am not sure what you are doing is what most of us would call shedding laugh

Fun to keep some old obscure things on the road for another year.

Retroshite

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funkyrobot said:
I guess being handy at spannering and welding helps with this?

As someone who has only done minimal spannering, I salute you. Seems like something that could be a world of fun if you have the experience, time and tools for it.
I have a unit/workshop/man cave equipped with a tyre machine, 4 post lift, some basic tools and welding equipment where I can work on cars at my leisure.

The fun bit is the novelty of driving something different, sometimes I don't have the time or enthusiasm for spannering and will farm the job out to someone else.


Mark Benson

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271 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Excellent thread, I learned to drive in my mum's 305 estate and was sold a 305 van by my dad (well, strictly speaking his business) after I'd crashed a FS1E a week before my 17th birthday and his 505 three weeks after passing my test on my 17th birthday, I think he thought I'd be a) safer on 4 wheels but b) not his 4 wheels.

Retroshite

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CornedBeef said:
I love this thread, can't believe I didn't click it sooner - thanks for the big update. When you factor in the £400 a day thing for the filming company that makes it even better! Half of the cars you listed in yesterday's update I've never seen on the road - quite partial to the Peugeot van funnily enough.
The pay isn't always as good as £400 per car, it depends on the film. I've had a car in the last episode of Still Game, a few in the David Walliams film Grandpa's great escape, one in a Netflix film called malevolent, my subaru pickup was in a bollywood movie last year called 83 and I had a couple of cars in a film called she will a couple of weeks ago.

I'll post some more details about the 305 van shortly as a few people seem interested in it.

DevonLad

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184 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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Absolutely brilliant, very entertaining read. Don't fancy a K10 Micra do you laughlaughlaugh

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The story of the 305 van starts in 2017 with this...

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A Tata Loadbeta 4X4 which looks like a knock off Mercedes of some sort but isn't licensed in any way by Mercedes. It did have a knock off Peugeot XUD engine and knock off Bosch fuel pump and even with a turbo bolted to it was horrendously under powered. I bought it from a Scrapyard just outside of Glasgow for £250 and drove around in it for a month or two...

The 305 van appeared for sale around the same time as I bought the Tata, the owner of the 305 was a motoring journalist of some sort and the van had previously featured in a staff car bit of Practical Classics.
He wanted something like £1k for the van which was a bit rich considering the poor condition of it, it was located in Peterborough which made getting it here costly, it hadn't been roadworthy for a while and wasn't good enough to drive here.
Fortunately the owner after having little to no real interest in the van started to drop the price.
Believe it or not but there was someone else out there who wanted a Tata pickup, he lived further south than Peterborough so I made a deal that if he bought the 305 van and transported it here, he could have the Tata.
The Tata was very rusty and didn't have a lot of test on it and he wanted it for his college students to mess around with.

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By late October the 305 van had arrived.

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It was in a bad way but luckily I had a red 305 estate to swap some bits with.


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I focused my efforts in cutting out the rust.


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I discovered that rear arch repair panels were made of unobtainium so I improvised with some Volvo 340 repair panels.


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In classic car circles the van was affectionately referred to as the Knobvan because it had a gearknob made from a block of wood, I think the owner must have kept the wooden knob for sentimental reasons because it was missing when the van arrived.

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I fitted something I had lying around.

I started to fit replacement parts from the other 305 estate, I swapped the doors, headlights, taillights, struts, brakes and rear axle.


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It wasn't going to win any beauty contests but was presentable, everyone still referred to it as the Knobvan even though in my eyes I had totally transformed it. I thought the best way to totally transform it was to paint it a different colour.

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It was a pretty good winter steed.


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The 1.9 na XU diesel engine returned reasonable fuel economy for such a st old van.


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At the start of April 2018 the weather started to get a little warmer so I decided it was time to paint it, I don't have the appropriate equipment such as heaters or a spray booth so I sprayed it inside on my ramp and wheeled it outside to dry and cure the paint.
The cost of the "respray" came in at a total of £30 with a can of generic metal paint thinned and run through a spray gun.


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I know it's unlikely to appeal to the majority of people but I liked it. I sold it at the end of April for £1k





Retroshite

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Paul S4 said:
Great reading...however, I reckon that White W123 would be my choice...they must surely go up in value and they still look good even today.
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I picked it up in August 2017 for £350, looks good doesn't it?


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Hmm...

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On second thoughts...


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Some welding and a few brake lines and calipers and it passed its mot.

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I love smoking around in this. It's the later 2.3L injected 4 cylinder petrol engine with a 3 speed automatic gearbox, manual gearboxes are generally a bit rubbish in old Merc's especially for wafting around in.

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In September 2017 the car paid for itself when it was used in the David Walliams kids book turned film "Grandpa's great escape"


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My friend had his Imp in it and my Mrs had a Mk2 Polo also in the film.

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It's such a great looking car.

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I eventually got a pair of second hand wings for it as new replacements are something like double what I paid for the car, I've yet to paint them.


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I don't think it's worth an awful lot, maybe in pristine condition it would be but It'll never be that in my ownership, I'm just going to continue to use and enjoy it when I can. Currently it's out of mot but I don't see it needing much to get through the next one, I've just had so many other projects lately the old Mercedes has fallen by the wayside.





idealstandard

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57 months

Monday 13th January 2020
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this is by far one of the best threads I have read on Pistonheads.

Keep this up bloke, this is fantastic.

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idealstandard said:
this is by far one of the best threads I have read on Pistonheads.

Keep this up bloke, this is fantastic.
Thanks, I have plenty of stuff to share from the not too distant past and will also be updating the thread with stuff that's happening currently.
I'll continue with the yearly run downs too and elaborate on the stuff people take particular interest in.




Hunky Dory

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Monday 13th January 2020
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Multiple purchases of Subaru Brat = massive win.

Well done, sir!

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I've bought some right fking sheds over the years, in 2014 I had the notion that I was going to resurrect this heap of st...


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There were some issues getting it on the truck!

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But we got there in the end!

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It was an FSO 125P pickup which is rare in it's native Poland and Super rare in RHD and UK registered. I paid something daft like £200 for it. I really shouldn't have bothered because it was way beyond my capabilities and I ended up abandoning it and leaving it in my unit when I moved to a new place.
It was totally fked.
If I had it now, it might have been different but back then I was on apprentice wages and didn't have enough time, money or imagination to make it into something.


Michaelbailey

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Monday 13th January 2020
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How much does trader insurance cost... and would I be able to get it aged 23? I would love to do this but insurance is a BIG limiting factor in all this. Looking forward to more stories

bmthnick1981

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