Does buying a Porsche get you laid? Discuss..
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Vesuvius 996 said:
c2dtg said:
BliarsGoing said:
A Porsche keyring works wonders at wife swapping parties
Knowing my luck I would end up with the bearded bloke and a tub of brass polish
Hey, better than no lube at all.
true - that pleasure is saved for my special visits to the BMW dealer
It's all in the song....
Educated, with money
He's well dressed, not funny
Not much to say in most conversations
But, he'll put the fill in of situations
'cause he pays for everything
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they’re not funny
Paper or plastic
don't matter She'll have it
Vacations and shopping sprees
These are a few of here favorite things
She'll get what she wants if she’s willing to please
His type of girl always comes with a fee
Hello there's nothing for free
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boy will laugh at girls when they’re not funny
There's girls like there's boys and there’s boys like there's girls
And the girls with the bodies like boy with fararees
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Let's go
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when there not funny
There's girls like there's boys and there’s boys like there's girls
And the girls with the bodies like boy with fararees
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Educated, with money
He's well dressed, not funny
Not much to say in most conversations
But, he'll put the fill in of situations
'cause he pays for everything
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when they’re not funny
Paper or plastic
don't matter She'll have it
Vacations and shopping sprees
These are a few of here favorite things
She'll get what she wants if she’s willing to please
His type of girl always comes with a fee
Hello there's nothing for free
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boy will laugh at girls when they’re not funny
There's girls like there's boys and there’s boys like there's girls
And the girls with the bodies like boy with fararees
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Let's go
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Boys will laugh at girls when there not funny
There's girls like there's boys and there’s boys like there's girls
And the girls with the bodies like boy with fararees
Girls don't like boys girls like cars and money
Works every time for me fellas, the girls say 'I'm not interested in cars' but in the morning they all say.. 'can I see your car then?' ...yeah baby!
Best line yet in a bar in the city to some blonde after some chit chat.. 'aw I'm not talking to you any more because I can tell pretty girls like you are just looking for rich boys. You'll be wanting to drive my Porsche like all the other girls'
worked a treat!!
Best line yet in a bar in the city to some blonde after some chit chat.. 'aw I'm not talking to you any more because I can tell pretty girls like you are just looking for rich boys. You'll be wanting to drive my Porsche like all the other girls'
worked a treat!!
drove past three blonde birds in a clio on the A1 coming home last week, they were loving it, waving and flashing their headlights. Must try and practice taking numbers down whilst driving..!
Mobile pulling.. now why don't they put that it the brochure!?
<cue deep voiced porsche guy on the ad video> Porsche, a car with precise handling and agility. Porsche, gets girls wetter than a british summer holiday. Say goodbye to the old bag you pulled when you were skint as a student. The Porsche will allow you to meet girls that BMW drivers only dream about. Girls WILL shag you. They will even bring their best friend and she will too, maybe at the same time. And they'll make you breakfast in the morning. Because when you drive a Porsche, you have, big cahones. <cut to girls dancing on a beach>
Mobile pulling.. now why don't they put that it the brochure!?
<cue deep voiced porsche guy on the ad video> Porsche, a car with precise handling and agility. Porsche, gets girls wetter than a british summer holiday. Say goodbye to the old bag you pulled when you were skint as a student. The Porsche will allow you to meet girls that BMW drivers only dream about. Girls WILL shag you. They will even bring their best friend and she will too, maybe at the same time. And they'll make you breakfast in the morning. Because when you drive a Porsche, you have, big cahones. <cut to girls dancing on a beach>
framps said:
drove past three blonde birds in a clio on the A1 coming home last week, they were loving it, waving and flashing their headlights. Must try and practice taking numbers down whilst driving..!
Mobile pulling.. now why don't they put that it the brochure!?
<cue deep voiced porsche guy on the ad video> Porsche, a car with precise handling and agility. Porsche, gets girls wetter than a british summer holiday. Say goodbye to the old bag you pulled when you were skint as a student. The Porsche will allow you to meet girls that BMW drivers only dream about. Girls WILL shag you. They will even bring their best friend and she will too, maybe at the same time. And they'll make you breakfast in the morning. Because when you drive a Porsche, you have, big cahones. <cut to girls dancing on a beach>
Mobile pulling.. now why don't they put that it the brochure!?
<cue deep voiced porsche guy on the ad video> Porsche, a car with precise handling and agility. Porsche, gets girls wetter than a british summer holiday. Say goodbye to the old bag you pulled when you were skint as a student. The Porsche will allow you to meet girls that BMW drivers only dream about. Girls WILL shag you. They will even bring their best friend and she will too, maybe at the same time. And they'll make you breakfast in the morning. Because when you drive a Porsche, you have, big cahones. <cut to girls dancing on a beach>
is that why leather is standard - so the wet girls dont ruin the upholstery?
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