Buckets make one faster...

Buckets make one faster...

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iguana

7,046 posts

262 months

Thursday 5th February 2004
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Who's that handsome brute driving that old beetle then


You lot are indeed a bunch of scallywags I see that there is need for the Lizard to be dishing out some discipline here, far too much reptile abuse going on, a new can of woop-ass may need to be opened up

DeR, well done on the seats old chap. Now about more power- well ive got these big old Turbos in the garage, came off a 12litre Scania truck, they should be just the job, I'll bring 'em up to brunters- they should go on easy with a big hammer & some gaffer tape, 200mph easy

ps DeR Corrado von sideways wagon, was/is a 16 valver, you can tell coz when the valves bounce on every gearchange they tend to hum at a higher pitch well you can't notice this when barrowboy is in the car tho, as the jangle jangle of his Mr T & Jimmy Saville 'esk' Gold chains obscures most sounds , especially when combined with the sound of his Nylon shellsuit rubbing against the seats

toppstuff

13,698 posts

249 months

Thursday 5th February 2004
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Getting the uberbeetle more sylph-like is a noble cause. It might be time to truly abandon the sybaratic pursuit of luxury, and ditch the air-con, even the stereo.

A bespoke clubsport edition, as it where.

Good work

granville

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18,764 posts

263 months

Thursday 5th February 2004
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toppstuff said:


A bespoke clubsport edition, as it where.

Good work


Cheers - the motives you ascribe are not without foundation and having sampled Clubsport's wonderful 993RS last time, the concept of such a thing with a small water mamal oop it's trouser leg* appeals almost as much as a mildly damp portion of Locklearic Heather.



* Ferret up drainpipe variation gone askew; sorry.

DustyC

12,820 posts

256 months

Thursday 5th February 2004
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excuse the breif hi-jack.
Iguana, your bound to be back on this thread.
Will you be at VW 22 Feb? I have now made the movie CD for you with even more extras than the intended footage asked for

iguana

7,046 posts

262 months

Thursday 5th February 2004
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Hi Dusty,

VW meet is not looking promising at present, ist looking like I'm elsewere, will know more nearer the time tho.

Looking forward to finally seeing the vid, however the postman does actually venture out my way you know..... esp as I've now cut a nice letter box in the side of the caravan & securely tied up the various mongrel dogs with the special 'big issue' seller blue nylon rope

Melv

4,708 posts

267 months

Friday 6th February 2004
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"the onslaught of thick beard and over wove Arran sweater"

That'll booger the power:weight ratio.

Oy, and be nice to ferrets. As a founder member of Ferret Racing etc.............seeya at Brunters, but watch my ass!!!

Melv

Marki

15,763 posts

272 months

Friday 6th February 2004
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getcarter said:




You don't want that one, it ain't got any wipers




Automotive Art work at its finest , i salute you DeR

neon_fox

342 posts

286 months

Saturday 7th February 2004
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DeR, shame on you: it's not been taped up and still has the mirrors on, what ever would you need to see behind you for?

Fox
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domster

8,431 posts

272 months

Sunday 8th February 2004
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getcarter said:

You don't want that one, it ain't got any wipers


I saw Alex down at the market with them about twenty minutes later.