Clay bar....

[sherman klump]

I bet the dealers cant wait for this dude to go and do a deal.

[floordoc]

Not in my town, Maybe a second lapdancing bar. What a thread!!!! Be back as soon as Ive found me glasses

[911fan]

Ravi, Have u tried using the clay clogging up your tight farce?

[Jonny5]

El Bandito said:

you is a tight cooooont mate, are you the kind that puts supermarket petrol in your porker?

tesco 99 ron top fuel, don't knock it !

[LotusJas]

Top thread.... thanks for the laugh Ravi!


Top tip for you: park the Porsche under an office where the windows are getting washed - you car will be covered in FREE soapy water! Then leave it outside until it rains, drive to a building site where they're digging. Chances are the builders will cover the Porker in free clay by the time to collect her

[Davey S2]

Pickled Piper said:

Apparently blu tack works just as well. Perhaps you could snaffle some from work or get the kids to steal some from school.

pp

No it doesnt as it doesnt contain any abrasives.

[Kurgen]

Did anyone send him some..?

[jonlwright]

Jonny5 said:

El Bandito said:

you is a tight cooooont mate, are you the kind that puts supermarket petrol in your porker?

tesco 99 ron top fuel, don't knock it !

Very true, I use it all the time in my Turbo.

In the theme of the thread though - has anyone got some spare cans of Tesco99 unleaded that they could bring round to my house and put in the tank of my Porsche? The last load I paid for just seemed to dissapear after a couple of hundred miles of driving!

[zcacogp]

jonlwright said:

In the theme of the thread though - has anyone got some spare cans of Tesco99 unleaded that they could bring round to my house and put in the tank of my Porsche? The last load I paid for just seemed to dissapear after a couple of hundred miles of driving!

Tesco 99 is indeed fine fuel ... in the theme of the thread though - has anyone got some spare porkers they could send 'round to my house and leave for me to drive? I only have a (lowly) 944, and would quite like to try something a bit smarter, but can't be ar*ed to go and buy one ... I quite like the looks of those 993's, but if it has to be a 996 I have heard that the GT3's are the ones to go for!


Oli.

[Ravi944]

Kurgen said:

Did anyone send him some..?

Come on chaps I'm still waiting.

[flow99]

Ravi944 said:

Kurgen said:

Did anyone send him some..?

Come on chaps I'm still waiting.

Must be really dirty by now?

[jonny5]

Ravi944 said:

Kurgen said:

Did anyone send him some..?

Come on chaps I'm still waiting.

Say the magic words Ravi

[Ravi944]

CLAY BAR?

[jonny5]

Jonny5 said:

Jonny5 said:

if you say the words "i'm as tight as a badgers arse, and I wouldn't give my grandmother 50p to put in her gas meter" i'll pay for a clay bar to be sent to you

Jon - IT contractor

Offer still open , will fedex it to you too...

There you go Ravi !

[Kidhaa]

this has to be the best thread on here..............
ravi seriously seeing that there has been around 4 pages of comments - and u haven't got a clay bar yet - and seeing it's christmass around corner - i'm feeling in good spirit, - i'll loan it to bud...

[Ravi944]

Kidhaa said:

this has to be the best thread on here..............
ravi seriously seeing that there has been around 4 pages of comments - and u haven't got a clay bar yet - and seeing it's christmass around corner - i'm feeling in good spirit, - i'll loan it to bud...

I'm so touched thanks. Glad to see that some of my Porsche brethren are still human (or should that be humane).

If it's any consolation I have tried on two distinct occasions to get some but have failed. I tried to steal some plasticine from my neighbours' kids but the dog got wind of my plan and piss£d on my nearside front tyre.

Edited by Ravi944 on Monday 26th November 20:54

[JSS 911]

SMOOOOTH FINISH

[graeme36s]

Ravi944 said:

Kidhaa said:

this has to be the best thread on here..............
ravi seriously seeing that there has been around 4 pages of comments - and u haven't got a clay bar yet - and seeing it's christmass around corner - i'm feeling in good spirit, - i'll loan it to bud...

I'm so touched thanks. Glad to see that some of my Porsche brethren are still human (or should that be humane).

If it's any consellation I have tried on two distinct occassions to get some but have failed. I tried to steal some plasticine from my neighbours' kids but the dog got wind of my plan and piss£d on my nearside front tyre.

glad to see that you've kept your sense of humour. all the best Graeme

[Little Dave]

If anyone is interested I gave my car a little too much right foot coming off a side road onto the A23 and left some black marks on the road. They are proper N rated Michelins so if you popped down there with a pallette knife you may be able to recover some rubber and stick it onto your wheels.

Just a thought....

[Tankman]

I've been doing some decorating recently and wondered if the cellulose filler dust, added to the congealing slivers of soap at the bottom of the soap dish, might make a sort of "Blue Peter" sticky back plastic and corn flake packet model of the Eiffel Tower equivalent to a really good clay bar?

Edited by Tankman on Tuesday 27th November 13:12